Esca inserts the Iron Key to the Infernal Machine into the air and turns. The sound of grinding gears and squealing wheels reverberates through the air, as an enormous iron doorway materializes around the key. Black oily smoke leaks out of the doorway as Esca opens it and steps through.
Esca inserts the Iron Key to the Infernal Machine into the air and turns. The sound of grinding gears and squealing wheels reverberates through the air, as an enormous iron doorway materializes around the key. Black oily smoke leaks out of the doorway as Esca opens it and steps through.
Esca inserts the Iron Key to the Infernal Machine into the air and turns. The sound of grinding gears and squealing wheels reverberates through the air, as an enormous iron doorway materializes around the key. Black oily smoke leaks out of the doorway as Esca opens it and steps through.
"Ok!" you exclaim.
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I feel like this is every couple in Lusternia.
I don't get it....what?
You mean to say something to your spouse, but half a second before you get to, they walk out/use something to leave.
He has been engaged to be married to Kilauea for 973 months.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
(Peasantface): Crek (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "So... I just tried to NEXUS LOVEFOREST."
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
Because part of following Silence is knowing how to use words with skill, and naming cartels is serious business.
(Order): You say, "The next stage would be to name [our new cooking cartel], indeed - and we would be remiss in not continuing the traditions set out by the Silent Symbols and the Tenebrous Threads."
(Order): You say, "Penumbral Platters?"
(Order): You say, "Gloaming Gastronomy?"
(Order): Nyxx says, "Saucy Shrouds."
(Order): Delandes says, "Nocturnal Welfare?"
(Order): You say, "That is disappointingly un-alliterative, Delandes."
(Order): Kethaera says, "Nocturnal Nutrients."
(Order): Rialorm says, "Twilight Delights?"
(Order): Nyxx says, "Gloaming Gourmet?"
(Order): Delandes says, "Nocturnal Nutrients!"
(Order): You say, "Crepuscular Cuisine."
(Order): Nyxx says, "Faithful Feasts?"
(Order): Kethaera says, "Twilight Treats?"
(Order): Delandes says, "We'll never get anywhere if we keep listing. Let's narrow it down."
(Order): Kethaera says, "We may get more amused."
(Order): You say, "And cut my amusement short?"
(Order): Nyxx says, "Dark Delights?"
(Order): Delandes says, "Right."
(Order): You say, "Caliginous Comestibles."
(Order): Delandes says, "Do ignore me and continue with the fanciful titles."
(Order): Nyxx (from the Aetherways) says, "Thats a mouthful heh."
(Order): You say, "Which makes it all the more appropriate."
(Order): You say, "I am trying to find something to go with 'Victuals', and disappointing myself greatly."
(Order): Nyxx (from the Aetherways) says, "Voracious Victuals."
(Order): You say, "Ha."
(Order): Nyxx (from the Aetherways) says, "And I kinda like it heh."
(Order): Delandes says, "Voided Victuals...?"
(Order): You say, "Very well, then - does anyone have a favourite of the many delicacies on offer?"
(Order): Nyxx (from the Aetherways) says, "I think I like Lurid Larder best heh."
Ohhh! Naming cartels is fun! Here's what we got for @Viravain:
the Black Rose Aseptic Tattoos - BRAT
the Black Rose Bindings - BRB
the Black Rose Repousse - BRR
and four soon to be tailoring cartel:
the Black Rose Atelier - BRA
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
You hold a kaleidoscopic telescope to your eye, you twist the end and stare intently through its twinkling surfaces. Through the glittering faceted planes, you see: Siam - Before a gargantuan signboard that says, "STOP SCRYING ME!" (the Aetherways)
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
The description is a total anticlimax. I think it's funnier that way, since there is absolutely nothing that I could write that wouldn't look like an anticlimax following that appearance. Might as well go all the way.
Now, I'm just going to quote Zyphie's comment on this from Facebook.
"LOL"
"so that Portius can lift up his shirt"
"to let people know how he feels"
When you picture this design in your head, @Daraius, I want you to imagine it on Portius' wrinkled old man belly as he opens up his robes (which are fabulously multicolored, because Portius shares my fashion sense) and shakes his head at a foreigner.
Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
You hold a kaleidoscopic telescope to your eye, you twist the end and stare intently through its twinkling surfaces. Through the glittering faceted planes, you see: Siam - Before a gargantuan signboard that says, "STOP SCRYING ME!" (the Aetherways)
Behold my most favorite room in my manse.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
@Xenthos I'm pretty sure that the only cure for the mental image of Portius opening up his robes to show you a face is suicide. Or perhaps a soothing jakari running through both ears.
I'm Lucidian. If I don't get pedantic every so often, I might explode.
If it's @Xenthos, the cure to that would be Crow Caw.
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Wyrdenwoods need the RUSTLE emote.
You say, "I wish I could rustle."
Belibi shrugs helplessly.
Druid Belibi, Whose Roots Drink Deep says, "But I also have wished to be able to rustle."
You say, "I supposee we can CRICKETS annd T *hic* UMBLE away."
The corners of Belibi's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
In MKO I played a thparkley forest warrior (if you read the SM skills in MKO that would kinda make sense) and wrote my very own custom emote so that whenever I typed "poof" it did something like "em throws sparkles into the air and vanishes slowly." We should collaborate on something similar for a "rustle" emote and both do it. And pretend.
Rustle exists. It is a shrub function/emote. I'd be surprised if you would want to mimic a shrub.
also....
AB HUNTING RUSTLE
Syntax:
RUSTLE <cattle>
With a simple rope, you can lasso a cow or sheep and have it
obediently follow you. This is a difficult move, but can be much more
easily accomplished if you are mounted on a steed.
Further, as an expert rustler, you can easily dodge out of the
way of bumbling cows to avoid bumping into them (as well as sheep).
I know why it won't be made into a real racial emote. But if I think of myself as a tree, there are times when I would shuffle awkwardly if I was a normal race... but as a tree, i feel I should rustle instead
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Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
He has been engaged to be married to Kilauea for 973 months.
(Peasantface): You say, "I love Crek too."
(Peasantface): Calesta says, "I love Crek more."
(Peasantface): Crek (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "So... I just tried to NEXUS LOVEFOREST."
(Order): You say, "Penumbral Platters?"
(Order): You say, "Gloaming Gastronomy?"
(Order): Nyxx says, "Saucy Shrouds."
(Order): Delandes says, "Nocturnal Welfare?"
(Order): You say, "That is disappointingly un-alliterative, Delandes."
(Order): Kethaera says, "Nocturnal Nutrients."
(Order): Rialorm says, "Twilight Delights?"
(Order): Nyxx says, "Gloaming Gourmet?"
(Order): Delandes says, "Nocturnal Nutrients!"
(Order): You say, "Crepuscular Cuisine."
(Order): Nyxx says, "Faithful Feasts?"
(Order): Kethaera says, "Twilight Treats?"
(Order): Delandes says, "We'll never get anywhere if we keep listing. Let's narrow it down."
(Order): Kethaera says, "We may get more amused."
(Order): You say, "And cut my amusement short?"
(Order): Nyxx says, "Dark Delights?"
(Order): Delandes says, "Right."
(Order): You say, "Caliginous Comestibles."
(Order): Delandes says, "Do ignore me and continue with the fanciful titles."
(Order): Nyxx (from the Aetherways) says, "Thats a mouthful heh."
(Order): You say, "I am trying to find something to go with 'Victuals', and disappointing myself greatly."
(Order): Nyxx (from the Aetherways) says, "Voracious Victuals."
(Order): You say, "Ha."
(Order): Nyxx (from the Aetherways) says, "And I kinda like it heh."
(Order): Delandes says, "Voided Victuals...?"
(Order): You say, "Very well, then - does anyone have a favourite of the many delicacies on offer?"
(Order): Nyxx (from the Aetherways) says, "I think I like Lurid Larder best heh."
the Black Rose Aseptic Tattoos - BRAT
the Black Rose Bindings - BRB
the Black Rose Repousse - BRR
and four soon to be tailoring cartel:
the Black Rose Atelier - BRA
Vive l'apostrophe!
Through the glittering faceted planes, you see:
Siam - Before a gargantuan signboard that says, "STOP SCRYING ME!" (the Aetherways)
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Now, I'm just going to quote Zyphie's comment on this from Facebook.
"LOL"
"so that Portius can lift up his shirt"
"to let people know how he feels"
When you picture this design in your head, @Daraius, I want you to imagine it on Portius' wrinkled old man belly as he opens up his robes (which are fabulously multicolored, because Portius shares my fashion sense) and shakes his head at a foreigner.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
You say, "I wish I could rustle."
Belibi shrugs helplessly.
Druid Belibi, Whose Roots Drink Deep says, "But I also have wished to be able to rustle."
You say, "I supposee we can CRICKETS annd T *hic* UMBLE away."
The corners of Belibi's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
also....
AB HUNTING RUSTLE
RUSTLE <cattle>With a simple rope, you can lasso a cow or sheep and have it obediently follow you. This is a difficult move, but can be much more easily accomplished if you are mounted on a steed.
Further, as an expert rustler, you can easily dodge out of the way of bumbling cows to avoid bumping into them (as well as sheep).
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."