QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Haezon

Shaddus said:

Just what we needed....more cavefishers.

Apparently the young ones have harder shells.

It's the cavefisher apocalypse.

Kurut

You give a delicate cherry muffin with a dancing bear on top to General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet.

You say, "Eat yummy muffins, not Kurut!"

Altrea ponders a delicate cherry muffin with a dancing bear on top thoughtfully, looking it up and down.

(CLAN): You say, "Altrea is trying to eat me. ._."

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet pushes the muffin onto one of the decorative wings on her helm, her face lighting up with delight.

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet sings, "There once was a hero named Muffinhead. She came from the shadows to fight off the bread. Her battles left crust and crumbs in her wake as she sought to rescue the marvelous cake."

Altrea ponders the situation.

You clap your hands together merrily.

You say, "Story time!"

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet says, "Muffinhead was born in the oven of a magnificent baker. However, his bread was so amazing, it grew sentient and took over the bakery. Muffinhead and her father were driven away to the mountains. Muffinhead's father knew of the secrets that bakery held, and could not allow them to fall into evil hands. So he sent his daughter Muffinhead on a mission. He baked her scaled armour of cookies and a majestic blade of brittle."

"Oooooooooh!" you say, eyes wide with wonder.

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet says, "And off she wandered, back to the village. She stuck the brittle into many loaves of bread and cut them open, revealing their fluffy, delicious insides. She fought wheat, sourdough, rye, all with the same zeal and skill that got her this far. But then she came across the true mastermind behind the plans of the evil bread. Evil baked into a solid loaf, with the spite and hatred of its ancestors in every single crumb. She met... the pumpernickel loaf."

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet says, "They fought for days, and even though she came out wounded and scarred, Muffinhead was victorious against the evil pumpernickel loaf. She returned to her father, the baker, and they returned. He revealed to her the secret she risked her life to protect... The princess cake was hiding in the bakery from insurgents sent to steal her kingdom. Muffinhead knew there was one more fight ahead of her."

You giggle happily.

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet says, "Taking her sword of brittle, she marched to the kingdom, only to be met by... baked-good-eating kitten nekotai!"

You say, "Oh no!"

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet says, "She fought them and fought, and soon slew them all. Interrogating the last one before killing him, Muffinhead learned the kittens were hired by the evil king who did not like his daughter. So Muffinhead marched right up to the king and took a bite out of him. He tasted like lemon. So she took another bite, and another, and another, until there was nothing left but a few globs of lemon and maybe a crumb."

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet says, "Then the princess cake and Muffinhead moved into the castle and got married and had a kid baked for them: the muffincake. But his story is for another time. The end."

You give up a round of applause.

General Altrea, of Flowing Scarlet pulls the muffin off of her helm.

Altrea eats a delicate cherry muffin with a dancing bear on top with obvious gusto.

Altrea gives the BEST STORYTIME EVER (edited out prompt spam and the like)

Tarkenton

I think I have just seen the bearhug deathsight, heh.

Altrea has been brutally hugged to death in Jovial Chef Kurut Aloga, Bearer of Delicious Foods's warm embrace.

Karlach

You drop a semi-transparent brown egg.

Sensing a suitable source of warmth and nutrients nearby, spindly legs erupt from a semi-transparent brown egg and fling it violently toward a lop-eared horta. The face of the horta shows nothing but blind panic before being covered by the egg as the legs wrap obscenely around his skull. The horta struggles wildly, throwing his body vigorously from side to side as the egg begins pulsing against his face. You notice the horta's neck distend as something crawls deep into his body. Discarded and deflated, the egg falls away, and the horta is left confused and skittish.

The eyes of a lop-eared horta bug wide open, and he begins to emit a strained whine. You see his flesh rippling, at first subtly, then grotesquely as enormous bulges distend his abdomen. Suddenly, a hole is torn in his skin from within, and a horrifying mouth appears, consuming the flesh around it with rabid bites. As the larva bursts forth, it rounds back on the pitiful horta, whose eyes look in knowing pain at the larva as it devours first his face, then the remainder of his entrails.



All my for this quest designer. That has now replaced the Slivvengnomes of Mucklemarsh as the most awesomely grotesque moment in this game for me.

Siam

2014/03/23 04:25:04 - Tacita guildfavoured Kethaera for: Accepting the position of Assistant Conductor of the Carrion Requiem. At last, I have a minion.

Elanorwen

Morkarion said:

You drop a semi-transparent brown egg.

Sensing a suitable source of warmth and nutrients nearby, spindly legs erupt from a semi-transparent brown egg and fling it violently toward a lop-eared horta. The face of the horta shows nothing but blind panic before being covered by the egg as the legs wrap obscenely around his skull. The horta struggles wildly, throwing his body vigorously from side to side as the egg begins pulsing against his face. You notice the horta's neck distend as something crawls deep into his body. Discarded and deflated, the egg falls away, and the horta is left confused and skittish.

The eyes of a lop-eared horta bug wide open, and he begins to emit a strained whine. You see his flesh rippling, at first subtly, then grotesquely as enormous bulges distend his abdomen. Suddenly, a hole is torn in his skin from within, and a horrifying mouth appears, consuming the flesh around it with rabid bites. As the larva bursts forth, it rounds back on the pitiful horta, whose eyes look in knowing pain at the larva as it devours first his face, then the remainder of his entrails.



All my for this quest designer. That has now replaced the Slivvengnomes of Mucklemarsh as the most awesomely grotesque moment in this game for me.

Face-huggers... ick.

Karlach

Irillia tells you, "(( Haha. Didn't suspect that I like 'em huge, slimy, and horribly mutated, did you? ))"


Context not needed, it pretty much explains itself.

Belibi

You send your thornvine lashing through the air at a decaying gargoyle with all the 

mounting force of a falling tree. As it viciously cracks against your victim, its tip 

opens wide to reveal razor-sharp teeth that bite and tear at a decaying gargoyle's flesh 

before you pull them back for another strike.

The veins in a decaying gargoyle's body swell and convulse as the poison from the 

thornvine takes hold. Sensing that its victim is weak, the flailing vine renews the force 

of its savage consumption and tears a decaying gargoyle's body apart.

I am a man-eating tree. This pleases me

Enyalida

Much cooler than hugging a foe to death 

Elanorwen

Enyalida said:

Much cooler than hugging a foe to death 

Noose is even cooler... it makes people's heads pop off.

Elanorwen

Morkarion said:

Irillia tells you, "(( Haha. Didn't suspect that I like 'em huge, slimy, and horribly mutated, did you? ))"


Context not needed, it pretty much explains itself.

It is clearly a discussion about bunnies. They;re cutest when they're slimy and horribly mutated.

Marcella

...Wow, I wish I had bashing attacks as cool as that wyrdenwood thing.

Rivius

Enyalida said:

Much cooler than hugging a foe to death 

Hey, tae'daes are VERY cool

Xena

Haezon said:

Maligorn said:

Penitent Mileena (Female Master Viscanti).
She is 25 years old, having been born on the 8th of Shanthin, 353 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Pedestrian in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research (honours).
She is considered to be approximately 10% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family

There are so many nerdy names in Lusternia. Like Xena, and Cyndell.

Not nerdy. Awesome!

#highsociety

Rykinia

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A snow covered den.
There are 7 sabre-toothed cats here.
You see a single exit leading north.
[H:4180|M:3870|E:2400|End:99%][P:10][bk ex][60.17%]
A sabre-toothed cat charges towards you and tears into you with his sabre-like teeth.
A sabre-toothed cat swings his massive paw, claws extended, at your shoulder, digging in deeply.
A sabre-toothed cat charges towards you and tears into you with his sabre-like teeth.
A sabre-toothed cat charges towards you and tears into you with his sabre-like teeth.
A sabre-toothed cat swings his massive paw, claws extended, at your shoulder, digging in deeply.
A sabre-toothed cat swings his massive paw, claws extended, at your shoulder, digging in deeply.
A sabre-toothed cat swings his massive paw, claws extended, at your shoulder, digging in deeply.
[H:1232|M:3870|E:2400|End:99%][P:10][bk ex][60.17%](sip health|read 198924|recharge 198924 from cube)(-2948h, 71.1%)

And here, we have the giant pile of Nope...

Pectus

Rykinia said:

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A snow covered den.
There are 7 sabre-toothed cats here.
You see a single exit leading north.
[H:4180|M:3870|E:2400|End:99%][P:10][bk ex][60.17%]
A sabre-toothed cat charges towards you and tears into you with his sabre-like teeth.
A sabre-toothed cat swings his massive paw, claws extended, at your shoulder, digging in deeply.
A sabre-toothed cat charges towards you and tears into you with his sabre-like teeth.
A sabre-toothed cat charges towards you and tears into you with his sabre-like teeth.
A sabre-toothed cat swings his massive paw, claws extended, at your shoulder, digging in deeply.
A sabre-toothed cat swings his massive paw, claws extended, at your shoulder, digging in deeply.
A sabre-toothed cat swings his massive paw, claws extended, at your shoulder, digging in deeply.
[H:1232|M:3870|E:2400|End:99%][P:10][bk ex][60.17%](sip health|read 198924|recharge 198924 from cube)(-2948h, 71.1%)

And here, we have the giant pile of Nope...

Cat fight?  )

Rykinia

| Sex    : Female                   
| Race   : Illithoid Dark Reaper    

'fraid not, not this time anyway!

Haezon

Outside of the Tower, Doughboy grows and grows, until his head becomes level to the tower.

The gargantuan form of the Doughboy Monstrosity rises up from caramel hills. With a roar he begins slowly walking towards the Spun Sugar Castle.

Along his path, he begins grabbing peep soldiers by the handful and stuffing them in his mouth.

You say, "Damn it Athree."

Pectus

@iari commented on how she always thought of the Beatles when she thought of wrack and roll and then this!

Maekarn says, "Warlord Thoros' Lonely Heart. Eight 'Seeds A Week. Back In Old Celest. Cemetary Lane. Night Tripper."

Maekarn says, "A Necrotate's Garden?"

Maekarn says, "We all live in a Yellow Megalith?"

Maekarn says, "Pectus in the Sky With Diamonds. While The Cacophony Gently Weeps. A Day In The Unlife. All You Need Is Power. Lady (That One Pain Demon). Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kethuru. Wasteland Fields Forever. Gorecrow.

Maekarn says, "I am having fun with MagBeatles."

Eritheyl

The Shadowed Prince, Seraku Mak'Reya, Vicar of the Whispered Words says, "...Is.. Is he a geomancer?"

The Shadowed Prince, Seraku Mak'Reya, Vicar of the Whispered Words says, "I've never seen a butt quake like that."

With his eyes still locked on Eritheyl, Aliod, Beloved of Veil and Victory says to Thatia, "You are too young to watch this, cover that up."

Eritheyl

So, while Alary was standing at the Flame...Altrea started handing her afk self random things. And then Aiyana. And then me. And then everyone else who showed up to take part. The results were stunning:

(InSaNe At ThE fLaMe): Alary says, "WHAT THE F[bleep]."

a dapper, crimson-banded black felt hat, a huge greataxe, a veiled pipe of ivory, 

indigo and crimson, a circular tome of the sun, a stained glass tea bottle of sun-

blanched magnolia, an etched-platinum dagger, 4 strangely crimped bottles touched 

with hoarfrost, a rune bag, a carnelian tulip of blushing ruby, 3 monolith sigils, a 

mottled bloodstone watch, a magic tome, 2 energy cubes, a dagger of scarlet and ivory,

 a flame bladed dracnari dagger, a circular mosaic shield set in silver, 5 coiled 

snake vials with phoenix wings, a soot-blackened tinderbox, an aslaran tome, 4 keys, 

3 sheets of formal stationery, a cloth scroll impressed with ivory blossoms, 3 hefty 

shovels, a narrow black flute carved with lotuses, a frost-touched iris, 6 simple 

oaken pipes, the Golden Belt of the Enlightened, a gown of crimson satin, an indigo 

octopus package, a blank figurine, the ashes of Ixchilgal, 2 ruby vials, 2 textured 

beetles origami, 2 elegant, feather-caressed stationeries, 30 bright orange origami 

snakes, a master's paint palette, a copper clad journal of shifting paradigms, 

Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic, a mechanical dirigible, 2 faeleaf stalks 

in 2 groups, 3 sparkleberries in 3 groups, 199 gold bars in 2 groups, 2 fish 

commodities in 2 groups, 4 etched amethyst rings, an etched pearl ring, a sanguineous 

ruby ring, 23 cartons of eggs in 23 groups, a leather vest, a risque purple dress, 31 

merblooms in 2 groups, 127 colewort leaves in 2 groups, a red tincture, a blue 

tincture, a gold tincture, a green tincture, a yellow tincture, a packet of pale malt,

 an auronidion particle, a pearl vial, an emerald drop of amber, an aether room box, 

289 bags of sulfur in 2 groups, an amethyst, a beryl gem, a bloodstone, a piece of 

coral, a diamond, an emerald, a garnet, a jade stone, a moonstone, an onyx gem, an 

opal, a pearl, a ruby, a sapphire, a piece of turquoise, a pine door, a bag of rotten 

eggs, a bag of fish heads, 2 bags of meat scraps in 2 groups, a bag of oats, a bag of 

wilted vegetables, a towering standard emblazoned with a nine-pointed star, a dose of 

mindoru reagent, a dose of bodoru reagent, a dose of suporu reagent, a miniature of a 

battle turret, a piece of coal, 47 bags of salt in 2 groups, 2 finely-diced vegetable 

platters of war imagery, a painting of a young giant spider with a long stinger, a 

painting of Regnatus, the Shadow Dragon, a painting of a giant crystalline squid, a 

painting of a snowlady, a painting of an icelord, a painting of an icelady, a 

painting of a snowboy, a painting of a snowman, a painting of a snowgirl, a painting 

of a beauteous, copper brown stag with brown wings, a painting of a slender wyvern 

with butterfly wings, a bright red poppy, a yellow lily, a bag of overripe fruit, a 

sopping wet present, a bloody ear, a spool of cloth, 2 marble blocks in 2 groups, a 

strip of leather, a ball of mercury, a steel bar, a length of rope, a bar of platinum,

 2 mistletoe sprigs in 2 groups, 2 wood commodities in 2 groups, 2 rosehips in 2 

groups, 2 sage branches in 2 groups, 2 juniper berries in 2 groups, a packet of 

spices, a sack of grain, raw tea leaves, an arnica bud, a calamus root, a sprig of 

chervil, a plug of coltsfoot, a piece of black earwort, a stem of galingale, a 

horehound blossom, a kafe bean, a bunch of pennyroyal, a reishi mushroom, a bunch of 

flax, sargassum seaweed, a cluster of gems, torturous black leather panties with 

indigo panels, a large silver hoop, a miniature of an aetheric beacon, 3 origami tea 

packages, 2 buckets, a bottle of sparkling red Fruit Pizzazz, a group of 25 weed 

sprigs, a pair of glassblade gloves, the decapitated head of Altrea, a personal 

journal, the decapitated head of Eritheyl, a package of poultry, an iron bar, a sand 

coloured letter dusted with ruby, a ritzy sheet of gold-touched stationery, an 

exquisite pearlescent white amaranth flower, a folded origami flame, a crimson silk 

corset, a graceful, dark sapphire blue corset, a bright pink, jewel-encrusted corset, 

2 dark purple lace corsets, a pink, floral patterned corset, a plain sateen corset, a 

black, iron ribbed corset, a green corset embroidered with an olive tree, a royal 

blue and ebony silk corset, a delicate corset of pink floral lace, a delicate corset 

of vermillion floral lace, a delicate corset of black floral lace, an attractive 

leather corset, a daring corset of flaming sapphire, pink silk panties, a pair of red 

and black lace panties, a pair of beaded white panties, smoky blue lace panties, 

graceful sapphire blue lace panties, a pair of delicate white lace panties, 2 dark 

purple lace panties, bright pink, jewel-encrusted panties, a pair of black wasp 

panties, floral pink panties with chiffon flounces, sheer scarlet panties, tight 

black panties with a white paw print, ivory and black ruffled panties, sheer, cherry-

pink chiffon panties, sheer, light periwinkle silk panties, a pair of baby blue 

cotton panties, pink, cheeky satin panties with a black bow, a pair of royal blue and 

ebony silk panties, a pair of voluminous granny panties, a pair of golden panties, 

black silk panties with crimson flame embroidery, transparent forest-green thong 

panties, transparent cerulean thong panties, transparent lilac thong panties, 

transparent purple thong panties, a revealing pair of scarlet panties, elegant red 

panties, silk panties with a simple golden lock, a silken pair of sable panties, 

adorable red panties, black silk panties, a pair of red silk panties with embroidered 

flames, 2 pair of black webbed stockings, mismatched warm woolen stockings, a pair of 

sheer black stockings, a pair of black, thigh high stockings, black rose-patterned 

stockings, pale blue stockings embroidered with silver roses, sheer white thigh-high 

stockings, wine-coloured thigh high stockings, 3 floaty sky-blue cotton skirts, 2 

thin, short skirts of deep emerald silk, a tan leather hunting skirt, an angled, 

short black skirt, a chic, fuchsia skirt with frilly ivory underskirts, an 

enchantingly short black skirt, 2 pair of black velvet shoes, 2 casual black men's 

shoes, a pair of glittering black high-heeled shoes, a pair of onyx-heeled shoes, a 

pair of cerulean high heeled shoes, a pair of sienna laced high heel shoes, white 

dress shoes, simple black high-heeled shoes, a pair of modestly heeled black shoes, 

black leather shoes with pointed, steel-tipped high heels, a pair of midnight blue 

high-heeled shoes, a pair of elegant red high-heeled shoes, a steel girdle, a set of 

clockwork gears, a cube of sparkleberry jelly, a spiralling choker of ivory and 

emeralds, a jade plated great helm, a smooth pearl ring, a silencer's choke collar of 

black leather, a metal scroll, a hunting trophy bearing Alary's head, a hunting 

trophy bearing Feyda's head, a black scabbard with a gold horn, a blank tarot card, a 

plain deck, a wooden spike, a knight's scabbard of ruby flames, 20 blank rune stones, 

a platter of buttered crab legs, a crimson and gold flying dragon standard, a 

knight's frogge of ruby flames, an iron-studded scabbard, a polished copper katana, a 

teardrop sigil, 7 dark amethyst kegs, 2 giant pearl kegs, 2 sand coloured 

stationeries of the Templars, a shot glass, a megalithic katana riddled with veins of 

ore, tailored, formal black trousers, a rose cup cake.

Alary

To be fair, I'm plastered and ADD when drunk. So. But it was very funny

Neos

You suddenly scoop up an iridescent white cat.
An iridescent white cat leaps out of your hands!
Elayde suddenly scoops up an iridescent white cat.
An iridescent white cat leaps out of Elayde's hands!
Daebach suddenly scoops up an iridescent white cat.
An iridescent white cat leaps out of Daebach's hands!
Lorina suddenly scoops up an iridescent white cat.
An iridescent white cat leaps out of Lorina's hands!

Xenthos

Neos said:

Your post is empty.

You also have weird-looking links in your signature.

Shaddus

Astral insanity time!

Fain tells you, "Have you seen a key-shaped sigil?"

Marcella

Avechna the Avenger tells you, "You should forgive the Elder Gods."

how did you know that's what my entire RP revolves around me not doing

Daraius

Vivet hands over the reins of a striped grey nightmare to Bandrel, and she nuzzles up against him.

Fun with bad grammar.

Vivet

Daraius said:

Vivet hands over the reins of a striped grey nightmare to Bandrel, and she nuzzles up against him.

Fun with bad grammar.

Hmm. Should probably be "which" instead of "and she" after the comma? Could typo it and see.

Lavinya

Are you sure it wasn't Vivet nuzzling up against Bandrel?

Daraius

That's what the grammar of the sentence would have you believe! 

But yes, I should just typo it instead of being a jerkface. It just amuses me to picture Vivet nuzzling this big bear Bandrel. :x