(Magnagora): Bessie Blande, the cook says, "I'm in trouble here at Cook's Bedroom!"
Hydern has been beaten to a pulp by Bessie Blande, the cook.
The better question is why was the cook in the bedroom with Hydern.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
We would take him aside if he...was anything we wanted to touch. We're kind of hoping he'll get bored and go away.
This is fucking terrible.
And yes, I am cussing because this is that terrible.
I don't think anyone from Mag has tried to teach him anything, at all. I finally bought him a Jakari chain, he was punching and kicking, no one told him not to use "u" or "emoticons" in general speech. No one told him to be respectful of other people, within 5 minutes of talking with him, he was more respectful than 99% of Mag.
He bowed and said thank you. That is more respectful than 90% of Mag:
Kyoodai Hydern, Apprentice of Vaun says, "Great thank you."
With a flourish of his arm, Hydern bows deeply.
Needless to say, I am disappointed in Magnagora.
2014/04/19 01:38:01 - Leolamins drained 2000000 power to raise Silvanus as a Vernal Ascendant.
2014/07/23 05:01:29 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Munsia as a Vernal Ascendant.
2015/05/24 06:03:07 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Arimisia as a Vernal Ascendant.
2015/05/24 06:03:58 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Lavinya as a Vernal Ascendant.
someone was telling me about how she tried to teach Hydern things and how he was being a general jerk and going SHUT UP I KNOW HOW IT WORKS even though he kept rubbing acquisitio after every single rat he killed, so I assumed it was the kind of person who wouldn't want to be taught
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups. People say things. Always confirm yourself before copying someone else's opinion. Saves some embarrassment when it turns out you copied a wrong opinion.
You have received a new honour! Congratulations! On this day, you have shown your willingness to ensure a bug-free Lusternia for everyone to enjoy. The face of Iosai the Anomaly unfolds before you, and within you grows the knowledge that you have earned the elusive and rare honour of membership in Her Order. Curio Exchange - A website to help with the trading of curio pieces in Lusternia.
Shikha Feyranti shouts, "RAWR!!!" Grand Monger Subotai Ysav'rai, Seeker of Graces shouts, "Cake!" Eritheyl Ryseni, Collector of Fine Things shouts, "Butts!"
"You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
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The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
(Peasantface): Nienla says, "Siam." (Peasantface): Nienla says, "Where are you." (Peasantface): Nienla says, "I must destroy you." (Peasantface): You say, "WHO TOLD HER." (Peasantface): Nienla says, "BECAUSE NOW I KNOW WHOSE PIXIE THAT IS." (Peasantface): You say, "I WILL DESTROY WHOEVER TOLD HER." (Peasantface): You say, "MY PIXIES WILL HUNT YOU." (Peasantface): Nienla says, "SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU."
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
"You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
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The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
A sinuous sphere of rare metals descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light. 8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-l
Under a dark root. The shadows violently writhe and twist along the ground here, indicating a war shrine of Nocht nearby. The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The first impression of this area is the thick smoke that obscures everything. This underground room consists of hollowed-out dirt walls, the soil packed back until there is a circle barely five feet across to stand in. The walls of the chamber are supported by great columns, looking like the wrinkled fingers or legs of a giant. On closer inspection the forks in these structures and the occasional tubers mark these wooden structures to be the roots of a great tree, which must still exist some distance above on the surface. Indeed, the various roots move upwards to meet at a giant root that forms the ceiling of the chamber. On the floor an area of dirt has been burrowed into to create a fire pit, in which a small fire lies. One of the tree-roots branches downwards into the centre of the chamber above the fire, and has been blackened and tarred by the fire-smoke. Hidden deep within the environment lies a mystic pathway. A fighting ring rises up from the ground. Suspended from the large black root hangs a bubbling black cauldron. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. A leopard lurks in the shadows, curiously watching anything that moves. A sinuous sphere of uncommon metals lies here upon the ground. You see exits leading north and east. 8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-get sphere
I see no "sphere" to take. 8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-p sphere
What do you wish to examine? 8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-l
Under a dark root. The shadows violently writhe and twist along the ground here, indicating a war shrine of Nocht nearby. The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The first impression of this area is the thick smoke that obscures everything. This underground room consists of hollowed-out dirt walls, the soil packed back until there is a circle barely five feet across to stand in. The walls of the chamber are supported by great columns, looking like the wrinkled fingers or legs of a giant. On closer inspection the forks in these structures and the occasional tubers mark these wooden structures to be the roots of a great tree, which must still exist some distance above on the surface. Indeed, the various roots move upwards to meet at a giant root that forms the ceiling of the chamber. On the floor an area of dirt has been burrowed into to create a fire pit, in which a small fire lies. One of the tree-roots branches downwards into the centre of the chamber above the fire, and has been blackened and tarred by the fire-smoke. Hidden deep within the environment lies a mystic pathway. A fighting ring rises up from the ground. Suspended from the large black root hangs a bubbling black cauldron. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. A leopard lurks in the shadows, curiously watching anything that moves. You see exits leading north and east. 8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-frown
You sense the following people: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arakiel - backwards avenue Arien - amid flowering green Athree - backwards avenue Daebach - amid flowering green Eol - amid flowering green Gabriella - amid flowering green Yarith - backwards avenue -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is what we call: Stalemate OR: Fishies don't want to bite the bait.
"You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
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The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
You sense the following people: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arakiel - backwards avenue Arien - amid flowering green Athree - backwards avenue Daebach - amid flowering green Eol - amid flowering green Gabriella - amid flowering green Yarith - backwards avenue -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is what we call: Stalemate OR: Fishies don't want to bite the bait.
You sense the following people: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arakiel - backwards avenue Arien - amid flowering green Athree - backwards avenue Daebach - amid flowering green Eol - amid flowering green Gabriella - amid flowering green Yarith - backwards avenue -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is what we call: Stalemate OR: Fishies don't want to bite the bait.
That's called an even fight
Nah, there were more glooms than us at first. It got more even a little later, but there didn't end up being a fight, (which frankly I was glad for because I'm exhausted... which I really is strange as I'm awake right now, but I don't have the ability to watch a speedy buffer.)
"You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
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The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
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And yes, I am cussing because this is that terrible.
I don't think anyone from Mag has tried to teach him anything, at all. I finally bought him a Jakari chain, he was punching and kicking, no one told him not to use "u" or "emoticons" in general speech. No one told him to be respectful of other people, within 5 minutes of talking with him, he was more respectful than 99% of Mag.
He bowed and said thank you. That is more respectful than 90% of Mag:
Kyoodai Hydern, Apprentice of Vaun says, "Great thank you."
With a flourish of his arm, Hydern bows deeply.
Needless to say, I am disappointed in Magnagora.
You have received a new honour! Congratulations! On this day, you have shown your willingness to ensure a bug-free Lusternia for everyone to enjoy. The face of Iosai the Anomaly unfolds before you, and within you grows the knowledge that you have earned the elusive and rare honour of membership in Her Order.
Curio Exchange - A website to help with the trading of curio pieces in Lusternia.
(that's a quote)
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Epic white knighting up in here. Mildly to moderately bad is about the worst that can be classified as.
Yes, help the newbies. You don't have to make forums production out of it.
Grand Monger Subotai Ysav'rai, Seeker of Graces shouts, "Cake!"
Eritheyl Ryseni, Collector of Fine Things shouts, "Butts!"
What the hell?
Clearly spends too much time peeping tom style on Viravain and Shikari.
The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
(Peasantface): Nienla says, "Where are you."
(Peasantface): Nienla says, "I must destroy you."
(Peasantface): You say, "WHO TOLD HER."
(Peasantface): Nienla says, "BECAUSE NOW I KNOW WHOSE PIXIE THAT IS."
(Peasantface): You say, "I WILL DESTROY WHOEVER TOLD HER."
(Peasantface): You say, "MY PIXIES WILL HUNT YOU."
(Peasantface): Nienla says, "SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU."
It's Siam's. That should explain everything.
The Klangratch Tournies:
Free-For-All Queue: Elodres (Total: 1)
Slippers Queue: Elodres (Total: 1)
Freezetag Queue: Elodres (Total: 1)
Wargames Queue: Gabriella, Marcella, Avurekhos, Daedalion (Total: 4)
Battlerun Queue: Elodres (Total: 1)
@Elodres be like:
Currently Playing in: The doctors office. One more needle and I might just lose it again.
8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-l
Under a dark root.
The shadows violently writhe and twist along the ground here, indicating a war shrine of Nocht nearby. The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The first impression of this area is the thick smoke that obscures everything. This underground room consists of hollowed-out dirt walls, the soil packed back until there is a circle barely five feet across to stand in. The walls of the chamber are supported by great columns, looking like the wrinkled fingers or legs of a giant. On closer inspection the forks in these structures and the occasional tubers mark these wooden structures to be the roots of a great tree, which must still exist some distance above on the surface. Indeed, the various roots move upwards to meet at a giant root that forms the ceiling of the chamber. On the floor an area of dirt has been burrowed into to create a fire pit, in which a small fire lies. One of the tree-roots branches downwards into the centre of the chamber above the fire, and has been blackened and tarred by the fire-smoke. Hidden deep within the environment lies a mystic pathway. A fighting ring rises up from the ground. Suspended from the large black root hangs a bubbling black cauldron. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. A leopard lurks in the shadows, curiously watching anything that moves. A sinuous sphere of uncommon metals lies here upon the ground.
You see exits leading north and east.
8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-get sphere
I see no "sphere" to take.
8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-p sphere
What do you wish to examine?
8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-l
Under a dark root.
The shadows violently writhe and twist along the ground here, indicating a war shrine of Nocht nearby. The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The first impression of this area is the thick smoke that obscures everything. This underground room consists of hollowed-out dirt walls, the soil packed back until there is a circle barely five feet across to stand in. The walls of the chamber are supported by great columns, looking like the wrinkled fingers or legs of a giant. On closer inspection the forks in these structures and the occasional tubers mark these wooden structures to be the roots of a great tree, which must still exist some distance above on the surface. Indeed, the various roots move upwards to meet at a giant root that forms the ceiling of the chamber. On the floor an area of dirt has been burrowed into to create a fire pit, in which a small fire lies. One of the tree-roots branches downwards into the centre of the chamber above the fire, and has been blackened and tarred by the fire-smoke. Hidden deep within the environment lies a mystic pathway. A fighting ring rises up from the ground. Suspended from the large black root hangs a bubbling black cauldron. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. A leopard lurks in the shadows, curiously watching anything that moves.
You see exits leading north and east.
8065h, 7400m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 23630w mBelrx<>-frown
You crease your brow in a frown.
... um. Someone is trolling me.
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Arakiel - backwards avenue
Arien - amid flowering green
Athree - backwards avenue
Daebach - amid flowering green
Eol - amid flowering green
Gabriella - amid flowering green
Yarith - backwards avenue
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This is what we call: Stalemate
OR: Fishies don't want to bite the bait.
Aislynn's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Eririna makes a plaintive meow, looking pitiable.
Druid Crek Ysav'rai says, "Horrifying."