QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Karlach

Except annoyingly you have to use CITY and not COMMUNE (if you don't just type CT) to read the last 20 lines on the org Aether.

Kiradawea

2013/01/19 05:56:39 - Vayne stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2013/01/19 05:57:02 - Vayne quit the guild.
2013/01/19 06:47:56 - Vannis stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2013/01/19 06:57:37 - Vannis quit the guild.
2013/01/19 07:27:58 - Alduan stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2013/01/19 07:28:29 - Alduan quit the guild.

... what?

Shaddus

Ah, I misread Qistrel's post. I thought she was influencing Jagrerox for some reason

Shaddus

Kiradawea said:

2013/01/19 05:56:39 - Vayne stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2013/01/19 05:57:02 - Vayne quit the guild.
2013/01/19 06:47:56 - Vannis stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2013/01/19 06:57:37 - Vannis quit the guild.
2013/01/19 07:27:58 - Alduan stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2013/01/19 07:28:29 - Alduan quit the guild.

... what?

That -is- amazingly suspicious, considering they also all either suicided or renamed.

Narynth

Kayde brushes her lips against a crisp ebon military coat edged in gold's.

(Clan): Kayde says, "Ok.. brush is totally erotic and not what I thought it would be."

(Clan): You say, "It's okay, you can redeem your decorum by pursing your lips at a target."

(Clan): You say, "Ask Thalk, he'll tell you."

Kayde purses her lips at Arimisia, looking for a kiss.

Cyndarin

2013/01/20 18:02:59 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Celina's assault on the astral plane during wildnodes is the topic of village gossip.

A new one! Never seen that one before. 

Thul

With a quick spin, you kick a merian child with your left foot.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

You focus on your wasted efforts, resolving to shift the damage forward.

Unable to withstand more punishment, a merian child collapses and dies.

You have slain a merian child.

You have received 5 bound Credits for your participation in the weekly contest. Well done!

Tacita

2013/01/21 12:23:55 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Ssaliss's ruthless hunting 

is well known throughout the lands.

What is this sorcery?

Ssaliss

Nothing Matters But GlomdoringCredits™

Cyndarin

Did it hurt? Are you okay? Hopefully you didn't break anything.

Ssaliss

I broke several limbs in the process, actually Silly starsuckers.

Shaddus

You reach over and spank Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty firmly on her bum.

Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty roars with rage.


I thought you liked that sort of thing

Rivius

(10:40 PM): (The Myeran Community): Hiriako says, "Already did that part, bebe."

-long pause-

(10:40 PM): (The Myeran Community): Hiriako says, "Hehe, not bebe. Blah."

Karlach

On appreciating Zvoltz' new crib.

You say, "Your followers will be well tasked in keeping this place in the pristine conditions you created."

A globe of fulminating energy says, "If only they were not so lamentably lazy."


From the man himself, his order's a bunch of slackers!

Narynth

You say to a merian mariner, "Your trunks are here. Make your canoe!"

A merian mariner says, "I don't want to make canoes anymore."

A merian mariner says, "I think I'm going to become a famous singer instead."

You stare implacably at a merian mariner.

A merian mariner ponders the situation.

A merian mariner says, "Mariner the Bard."

You say to a merian mariner, "Bardiner, then."

You say to a merian mariner, "And, for the record, the best singers sing on boats. Such as, say, a 

canoe."

A merian mariner says, "Yes. Except I'm tired of the sea, so I think I'll move to the Skarch. And 

instead of singing, I'll make sculptures out of sand."

A merian mariner says, "But I'll still be a singer."

A merian mariner says, "Just, you know. No singing."

You say to a merian mariner, "The best singing non-singers sculpt sand into masterpieces...on 

canoes!"

A merian mariner says, "And 'by sculptures out of sand' I really mean make heavily alcoholic drinks."

You say, "Even in the desert. It has been said."

You purse your lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as you carefully gather your thoughts.

A merian mariner says, "And probably drink them. Heavily."

A merian mariner says, "Well, if that's the case."

A merian mariner exclaims, "We need to find someone to make me a canoe!"

You say, "Hmmm."

You say, "Perhaps a bard in merian's clothing."

A merian mariner says, "Why in the thirty-seven and one half seas would any bard make a canoe?"

A merian mariner says, "Are you touched, girl?"

You say to a merian mariner, "I am simply trying to keep up with your logic, Bardiner."

Primly, you say, "I prefer the term mentally advanced, with challenges."

A merian mariner says, "You've been drinking heavily, haven't you?"

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

A merian mariner says, "Damn. Can't have two alcoholic bardiners lurking around the Skarch."

Rancoura

@Narynth please explain that one's shout referencing you dropping something in his bay. I'm sure everyone who heard it is curious...

Narynth

Rancoura said:

@Narynth please explain that one's shout referencing you dropping something in his bay. I'm sure everyone who heard it is curious...

We were discussing the prospect of five pigs on a very small boat, and the resulting mess. I suggested diapers for them, and he likened me to a pig. We devolved from there.  >.>

Rancoura

Ha... I mean. Poor Narynth.

At least the preceding conversation was productive(ish)!

Viynain

(Shenanigans): Astraea says, "Ohhh."

(Shenanigans): Astraea says, "See."

(Shenanigans): Astraea says, "I avoid math."

(Shenanigans): Astraea says, "Mother Night solves my equations."

(Shenanigans): You say, "Rofl."

(Shenanigans): Nihta says, "Haha."

(Shenanigans): Celina says, "MOTHER NIGHT ANSWERS ALL PRAYERS."

(Shenanigans): You say, "MOTHER NIGHT."

(Shenanigans): Celina says, "I PRAY TO THEE, OH SACRED MOTHER, TO SOLVE FOR X."

(Shenanigans): You say, "Rofl."

(Shenanigans): Astraea says, "Mother Night. Better than a Texas Instruments calculator."

Majanishi

You are placed 21st in the ongoing weekly contest with 4817184 bashing experience points.

Hehe...

Maellio

You sense the following people:
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          Lir - before the Eternal Flame
      Maellio - before the Matrix
      Ssaliss - before the Master Ravenwood Tree
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(*) Currently, there are 4 Lusternians on this plane and 22 on other planes.

This amused me for some reason(s), probably mostly because its 5am.

Alaksanteri

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Ssaliss

Miss Seedie Stitches says, "Miss Seedie's all out of special silver thread, since the stupid toys took all hers. Maybe some of the other ladies might have some?"

Miss Seedie Stitches says, "They're pretty stingy towards Miss Seedie though. Very jealous of her good looks."

Keeping up a non-stop patter, you keep wheedling a gnome woman to give up her worldly goods to you in a dizzying display of circuitous logic.
A gnome woman sighs dramatically and searches her pockets, looking for something to give you.
A gnome woman exclaims, "Oh, please, kind soul, take this to Miss Seedie! I know she needs it!"
A gnome woman digs into her pockets and produces a skein of silvery thread and hands it to you.

You give a skein of silvery thread to Miss Seedie Stitches.
Miss Seedie Stitches says, "Miss Seedie no need a skein of silvery thread. Nope."
Miss Seedie Stitches returns a skein of silvery thread.

Uh...

Silvanus

(Market): Rhakakoa says, "Rich people!"

You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "Yes?"

Rhakakoa tells you, "Heheh."

Rhakakoa tells you, "Do you share?"

You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "I bashed up a lot of gold, yes, but I won 4 million gold playing roulette here."

Rhakakoa tells you, "How do I do that?"

You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "I dunno."

Rhakakoa tells you, "How did you do it?"

You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "Have a lot of gold to play around with."

You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "And then bet 50k on your favorite number."

You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "35 to 1 odds, 50k = 1.7 million."

(walks to the Casino)

bet 5000 gold on 13

You bet 5000 sovereigns on 13, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a roulette spinner.

Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

The ball finally settles down on 21 (black).

Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle, "Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

bet 5000 gold on 13

You bet 5000 sovereigns on 13, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a roulette spinner.

Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

The ball finally settles down on 31 (black).

Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle, "Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

bet 25000 gold on 13

You bet 25000 sovereigns on 13, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a roulette spinner.

Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

The ball finally settles down on 13 (black).

Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 875000 gold!" The stakes for your winning bets are returned to you, along with your winnings.

(if this were a real casino, I would've won back to back, cause I always bet on 13 and 31 )

Glick

Managed to do a bit of that myself recently. We should have a roulette/blackjack table for manses in the auction.

Glick

19) Gorlois: "Is there anyone available to visit Astral for me? I need a virgin."

Gorlois puts the corpse of an emaciated virgin into a rugged military backpack.

Drill Sergeant Gorlois, The ur'Sledgehammer says, "Save her for later."

Nara

Saw this in the Newton Caverns:

Mother Mucka yells My cooking pot is getting low! I will pay well if someone was to bring me something yummy... like maybe some fresh gnome!

A gnome child yells AIEEEEE! She's gonna eat me! MOMMYYYYYY!

Poor thing! >_>

Lothringen

Fist raised high, a hunting Avatar of Avechna suddenly appears in a flash of light.
5439h, 7385m, 7875e, 10p, 23400en, 33900w elrxkd- (XBHSPFA) {8.7134}

A hunting Avatar of Avechna slashes down at you with a crude bone knife, tearing through your skin.
You feel the toxins begin to flow through your system.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
5439h, 7385m, 7875e, 10p, 23400en, 33900w elrxkd- (XBHSPFA) {10.7841}

You say, "Uh oh."
5439h, 7385m, 7875e, 10p, 23400en, 33900w elrxkd- (XBHSPFA) {17.7841}

A hunting Avatar of Avechna grabs you by the throat and squeezes, choking off the very air you breathe.
You have been slain by a hunting Avatar of Avechna.
A steel fuel bowl falls out of your inventory.
A hunting Avatar of Avechna bellows out, "Vengeance has been done for Tridemon!" and then vanishes with the corpse in a flash of light.
You have been punished and are unable to harm anyone.
The burning flames wreathing your soul prevent you from praying to the Fates.

Tulemrah

Zvoltz, the Architect says, "I will accept questions of any nature. It is rare that you have the opportunity to ask on such a broad premise, do take advantage of that."

(The Assimilated): You say, "*resist urge to ask about god shipping*."

Morbo Gordian, High Exemplar says, "Are you still pursuing the romances of Isune?"

Stay classy, Morbo.

Kagato

So that is what he got zapped repeatedly for?