QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Lerad

Nolomra Silverplume says, "No! I'm pregnant with his child, don't do it!"
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Svetora jabs an angry finger toward Nolomra, voting to lynch her.
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Phehgoshl jabs an angry finger toward Nolomra, voting to lynch her.
The populace turns toward Nolomra, shouting her name angrily. A furious mob forces her up to the
gallows while she protests, terrified. A noose is looped about her neck and she barely has time to
gabble out a prayer before the executioner pulls the lever, hanging her with a gruesome crack.
Documents of citizenship fall from her pocket, revealing her to be a member of the populace!
Glick leaves to the ether.

Infanticide!

Kagato

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Kagato said:

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You guys should show us your traffic chart for that ten minute period. I bet it looks mighty sharp

Sakr

Made of sturdy but crumbling grey stone, this long, rectangular tomb has been worn by years of sea currents, and is now home to a variety of strangely mutated creatures. Tangles of old algae and decaying seaweed cover the tomb, which is watched over by a statue of an archangel, wings outstretched over the sarcophagus. However, the head of the archangel has been forcibly broken off. A small raised square has been chiseled onto the cover of the tomb, marked by the symbols of the Supernals, several of which have been defaced. Writing can be seen engraved upon a plaque set into the chiseled square.

It weighs about 250 pounds.

It is closed and you can not see inside of it.

read tomb

You read what is written on a worn stone tomb:

Faded words can be seen, neatly engraved into the plaque:

   H.re .ests H.ly Mo.her Shel.ma N.thari.n  May sh. fi.d pe.ce

Below that is scrawled in deep grooves:

   MAY YOU BURN AND ROT IN THE PITS OF DESPAIR, BITCH!

Tully

Drezneth can talk to forged weapons, so I decided to whip out a legendary one.

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "Those darts talk a lot of 

trash.."

You say, "Looks like Aiyana won."

You say to Drezneth, "Do all weapons talk to ye?"

Caught in a sudden bout of whimsy, Aiyana twirls about the room in idle circles.

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says to you, "If they do, I fear for my 

staff."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says to you, "Aye, I was surprised 

the darts talk."

Drezneth rolls his eyes at a serpentine klangaxe of the Fire Lords.

You say to Drezneth, "Because, if they do, I need to ask ye to talk to another 

one."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "Err, it has to be forged."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "I only get general feelings 

from symbols and staves."

You say, "Supposedly, this was one of a Elder God's own weapon, and it was in 

the hands of one of the greatest warriors of the Basin of Life in the early 

days."

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says, "Mine is forged from pure fire. 

Not by conventional metalwork...."

You give Orlachmar's Wrath to Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi.

Drezneth winces in pain.

Curiously, Riotous Ringleader Aiyana, The Dreamer in Ivory says, "Which warrior,

mister Tully?"

You say, "Let's see if that one has anything to say."

You say, "Murphy."

Comprehension flashes across Aiyana's face.

You say, "Long time ago, since retired."

Riotous Ringleader Aiyana, The Dreamer in Ivory says, "I met him once. 

Intimidating fella, glad he went back to sleep."

Aiyana shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say, "Thing was hanging in a shop lost and abandonded. I figure if I carry 

it around it might bring me some luck if I ever have to wield a weapon."

Glancing at the flail, Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "Well..

I.. But."

Aiyana nods her head emphatically.

Glancing at the flail, Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "I am 

not."

Aiyana tilts her head and listens intently to Drezneth.

Glancing at the flail, Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "I 

never claimed to be a good one."

Drezneth gives Orlachmar's Wrath to you.

Drezneth exhales slowly, allowing a long fluid breath to creep from his lungs.

You bow respectfully to Drezneth.

Marshal Rolan Ves'ril, The Oncoming Storm says, "May I, Tully?"

Aiyana strokes Drezneth's head in consolation.

You say, "Ye mean hold the flail?"

Rolan nods his head emphatically.

You give Orlachmar's Wrath to Marshal Rolan Ves'ril, The Oncoming Storm.

You say to Drezneth, "I'm sorry if that upset ye."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "It berated me for being a bad

warrior and not having enough blood on my axe."

You ponder the situation.

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "I tried to argue, but then it

told me to harden up.. Princess?"

You blink.

Reletur leaves to the east.

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says, "Did it specify who's blood?"

Rolan ponders Orlachmar's Wrath thoughtfully, looking it up and down.

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "Nope."

Tenzuka's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You say, "Something tells me Murphy had more impact on the flail than I 

thought..."

Aiyana's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says, "Well, you know what that means."

Rolan begins to wield Orlachmar's Wrath in his left hand.

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "My axe was actually silent 

during the discussion which is very odd."

Rolan nods solemnly.

Rolan ceases to wield Orlachmar's Wrath in his left hand.

Rolan gives Orlachmar's Wrath to you.

You nod your head emphatically.

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says, "Rocs have a lot of blood in them 

that they don't need. Go cake your axe with them."

Riotous Ringleader Aiyana, The Dreamer in Ivory says to Drezneth, "Any chance 

you can understand violas? Maybe she'd be able to cheer you up."

You say, "I think the other one belongs to Ixion now..."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "Nah, instruments dont talk."

Comprehension flashes across Aiyana's face.

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says, "Letting Drezneth speak to 

unstruments...."

You say, "They make enough sound as it is, I guess."

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says, "One sided musical."

Glancing at her viola, Riotous Ringleader Aiyana, The Dreamer in Ivory says, 

"Sad."

Tenzuka giggles happily.

Tenzuka pats a fiery basalt staff in a friendly manner.

Riotous Ringleader Aiyana, The Dreamer in Ivory says, "Shame I don't have my 

rapiers anymore."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "It didnt upset me. It just 

gave me an instant headache from it's presence."

Riotous Ringleader Aiyana, The Dreamer in Ivory says, "I'm sure they were.. 

friendly."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "It kinda shouted a hundred 

things at once at me within the span of a second."

Aiyana blinks.

Aiyana winces in pain.

You say, "Better that type of headache than the real kind."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says to you, "Eh..I prefer real 

ones."

Sir Drezneth Qatoc, Paragon of Tarshishnavi says, "That was pretty painful."

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says, "Flails are known for their 

headache giving abilities."

Firebreather Tenzuka, the Ashen Dreamer says, "In more than one manner of 

speaking."

You begin to wield Orlachmar's Wrath in your right hand.

With a flourish, you slip Orlachmar's Wrath into an ethereal jade frogge.

Tenzuka smirks.

Eritheyl

(Stormfish): Person says, "Just like [redacted] he's an alright guy, but he would screw you like a 

bottlecap by any means necessary if it advanced him personally."

(Stormfish): You say, "Screw you like a bottlecap...I like that!"

(Stormfish): Morkarion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Here I am."

(Stormfish): Morkarion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Screw you like a bottle cap."

Tau

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Fyi i am tupsy."

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Uh."

(Glomdoring): Celina says, "Glory to the Darkest Night."

Cyndarin

Eritheyl

I just laughed obnoxiously loud on that one

Sakr

You vigorously rub head curio piece of the Stuffed Donkey Curio Set between your thumb and 

forefinger. The curio trembles and then transforms into head curio piece of the Stuffed Donkey Curio 

Set.

You vigorously rub head curio piece of the Stuffed Donkey Curio Set between your thumb and 

forefinger. The curio trembles and then transforms into head curio piece of the Stuffed Donkey Curio 

Set.

You vigorously rub head curio piece of the Stuffed Donkey Curio Set between your thumb and 

forefinger. The curio trembles and then transforms into head curio piece of the Stuffed Donkey Curio 

Set.

........ I don't want this stuffed donkey Please turn into coins.

Xenthos

Doing an order ritual.  It has just concluded, Neraiche received advancement to the Middle Circle. 

You say, "Let it be known that Neraiche follows the Path of War. Kill well."

Immediately after:
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
With a crooked grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous gushes, "Because it's a special time. A special celebration, Neraiche!"

Neraiche quickly unwraps a silver solstice present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pulls a Great Rune of Surging Life from within.

Karlach

Neraiche (from the Realm of the Predator) says, "Wow, that is weird. For an Ultimate present, I got the worst one possible."

I will murder you in your sleep :envy:

Lothringen

Wrong. I got rockeater's maw.

(Though, it's still a good chunk of credits for the tradein!)

Enyalida

I don't know, outside of the tradein value (unusually high), the paintbrush is a pretty useless artifact.

Rivius

I'd say the Rune of Surging life is great...It's not a humongous boost, but it definitely helps and if anything it's 350 credits off the upgrade.

Neos

With a shriek, a vicious slivven plummets from concealment above and fastens on your face, plunging venomous mandibles through your eyes, and pumping his venoms directly into your brain, while his scrabbling razor-like legs shred the skin from your cheeks.

WTF?!!

Eventru

Slivven face-hugged.

Zyphora

Eventru's surroundings shimmer until they become the Blessed Isle, radiant and
beautiful, and rife with the spiritual energy of the Exalted Lord. So empowered
within His demesne, Eventru's spirit damage is increased by 10.

Lifting a coral sceptre high, Blessed Agia, the Radiant Queen points it at Azula.
 Her form glowing radiantly, Blessed Agia, the Radiant Queen unleashes a
torrential blast of divine energy upon the unfortunate Azula, dealing 20 spirit
damage.


Holy cheeses.

Dynami

Neos said:

With a shriek, a vicious slivven plummets from concealment above and fastens on your face, plunging venomous mandibles through your eyes, and pumping his venoms directly into your brain, while his scrabbling razor-like legs shred the skin from your cheeks.

WTF?!!

It's so overboard that it becomes hilarious.  )

Zagreus

(clan): Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I still think that we should have killed Tully in his infancy. Magnagora bears the blame for him."

Sakr

(Magnagora): You say, "Is there a playright here that would be willing to create a play to instruct others how to create a play?"

Luthian tells you, "Playception."

--

@Luthian can always make me smile

Daraius

Send them to Hallifax!

Ssaliss

Also, it's "playwright". Minor pet peeve of mine

Alacardael

Marshy stream leading to Gloriana River.

The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A thick cover of 

clouds obscures the sky in a sheet of dense white. A brisk current flows through tall 

grasses and reeds here, the stream becoming faster as it heads towards a river beyond.

 The ground around the stream is boggy and marsh-like, the banks providing no 

purchase to climb. A large pond is visible to the southwest, waters flowing 

sluggishly down in streams of silt. There are 89 one-eyed crimson dominators here. 

The twisted remains of Zeebin lie here. There are 2 pennyroyal bunches in 2 groups 

here. A blackened parchment is crinkled up on the ground here. There are 3 coltsfoot 

plugs in 3 groups here. A massive, white crow flies here with powerful wings spread.

You see exits leading east and southwest.

No, thanks.

Qistrel

You greet a pixie with a sincere smile.
A pixie pinches you lightly on the arm.

They used to pinch me on the behind. Who changed the pixies?

Daraius

The Board of Salutation Etiquette got to them.

Eventru

Daraius said:

The Board of Salutation Etiquette got to them.

I think the Board of Salacious Activity has acted to overrule the Board of Salutation Etiquette.

Yay for butt-pinching pixies!

Rivius

You greet a pixie with a sincere smile.

A pixie playfully pinches you on the behind.

Yay! I've never been so happy to be touched inappropriately before!

Tully

It's fun until somebody declares the pixies are sexual harrasing you.  Then the Orenori will turn them into a shrub.

Serenwilde will become a topiary if that happens...

Qistrel

Yay for uncensored pixies!