Except I'm in Glom. It'd have to be wyrd themed things to prove my love.
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I kind of hope that everyone reads these on the forums and decides to write a love letter to add to Ixion's collection. Suddenly, hundreds of cheesy ascii love letters from all of Lusternia! (Full disclosure: I'm not the one sending the letters, but I totally wish I had thought of it.)
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
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Cyndarinused Flamethrower! It was super effective.
Except I'm in Glom. It'd have to be wyrd themed things to prove my love.
I want to hug you tighter than a Black Widow suffocating a newbie. My love for you burns inside of me, like the venom of a thousand wasps. If you were a baby being sacrificed, I would throw myself in front of Xenthos's blade for you.
A petite baby pigeon origami unfolds and sings to you, "Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate."
How dare you invalidate my point with facts! Communist!
Jkjk, I have nothing but and a mancrush for Ixion.</p>
He is not actually invalidating your point at all. You said that he was getting likes. Likes give forum points. Forum points determine ranking on these forums (it was the old forums that were based off of post count). Post count here does not do much except give badges (which do give some forum points for completing), but the main way to generate them are likes / agrees / promotes, and those count over here!
You raze Marani Veloske's magical shield with a frosted klangaxe of gleaming silver.
Cleaving through her defences, you make a slow, deadly strike at Marani Veloske's chest with a frosted klangaxe of gleaming silver. You plunge your klangaxe into her, driving it deep.
The point of the blade thrusts through Marani Veloske's body and emerges from her back, jolting her upright as an expression of horror crosses her face. She finally slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain Marani Veloske.
Marani dies in a fountain of black blood, an expression of agony and horror contorting her once beautiful features.
You are branded an enemy of the Shallamurine Cathedral.
A blackened parchment tumbles out of Marani Veloske.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spills from the corpse.
You grab the gold and distribute it to Thalkros's Squad.
You keep 38630 for yourself.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of Marani Veloske.
The Milkman grabs you by the hair, tilting your head back and mercilessly shoving an entire gallon of milk down your throat, suffocating you with creamy goodness.
A dignified fae goat glares at you, producing a leather glove from his pocket and slapping your face to challenge you to a duel. Sadly for you, the glove was stuffed with rocks.
Mornahi might be the coolest area in the game.
Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
I can't ever figure out how to get past the sanctuary, or to get any of the npcs to react in and productive way. I regurgitate all their keywords back at all of them and try all kinds of lateral keywords and get nowhere.
To start Earthburner side: Go to down entrance (I think it's the only one in the area, but it's in the southern bit) and do what the voice tells you. You get instructions after that for what to do on each stage that are mostly clear.
To do the other side: Greet Maheil a few times and he should tell you what to do, but if he doesn't (SPOILER ALERT HERE) get the keystone and put it in the hearthstone near him. After that, you start getting instructions. I have not done this side all the way through, but it looks like you get directions for all of it like you do for Earthburner. I'm not sure if you can do this side if the Earthburner side hasn't been done beforehand.
Can deliver more complete spoilers by message or wherever private if you want them. I just don't wanna spoil it for people who don't want it.
Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
A pudgy bear origami unfolds and sings to you, "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?" A pudgy bear origami flutters apart in wisps of vellum and disappears from your hands.
Message #X sent by Esca (received: 2015/09/27 07:43:53) I left you a present above your office! Also I had to break your door to do it but it's all better now.
A pudgy bear origami unfolds and sings to you, "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?" A pudgy bear origami flutters apart in wisps of vellum and disappears from your hands.
Taking a predatory katana of the hunt in one hand, @Aurik cuts open the back of the decapitated head of @Ryboi, allowing the remaining fluids to drain out as he removes the excess fat. Aurik closes up the head again before hanging it over a roaring campfire until it is dry.
Wobbling the head's jowls, Corissai Shee-Slaugh, Storm-Speaker says, "Bwhwhwhwhwh."
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
You say to Portius, "I believe I would not be speaking out of bounds to say that Lord Emar may be the expert on the fae in Glomdoring. Feel free to cawrrect--ahem correct me Lord Murder."
So, aeldra's apparently gone amongst the dreamwalkers now
You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!" eSlrxkb- Mori's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake. Bleuu's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.
You say, "Oh dear, have I forgotten to take off my sleep poison flower?" You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
Mori's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and he falls into a deep sleep. Bleuu's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and she falls into a deep sleep.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
...So someone out there is running around with 150 presents? It's you, isn't it, Celina?
Tonight amidst the mountaintops And endless starless night Singing how the wind was lost Before an earthly flight
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Cyndarinused Flamethrower! It was super effective.
I only bought 500!
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
(Serenwilde): Azus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ayalul en-ailadul, Serenyen!"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Hail, Azus."
(Serenwilde): Egary (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I think she just went to rest."
*Grumbles something about misinterpreting silly made up languages and slinks away*
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
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Jkjk, I have nothing but
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Portius get back to publishing! *whipcrack*
of milk down your throat, suffocating you with creamy goodness.
A dignified fae goat glares at you, producing a leather glove from his pocket and slapping your face
to challenge you to a duel. Sadly for you, the glove was stuffed with rocks.
Mornahi might be the coolest area in the game.
To do the other side: Greet Maheil a few times and he should tell you what to do, but if he doesn't (SPOILER ALERT HERE) get the keystone and put it in the hearthstone near him. After that, you start getting instructions. I have not done this side all the way through, but it looks like you get directions for all of it like you do for Earthburner. I'm not sure if you can do this side if the Earthburner side hasn't been done beforehand.
Can deliver more complete spoilers by message or wherever private if you want them. I just don't wanna spoil it for people who don't want it.
A pudgy bear origami unfolds and sings to you, "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"
A pudgy bear origami flutters apart in wisps of vellum and disappears from your hands.
http://hastebin.com/atifiyirav.vbs
Message #X sent by Esca (received: 2015/09/27 07:43:53)
I left you a present above your office! Also I had to break your door to do it but it's all
better now.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
of @Ryboi, allowing the remaining fluids to drain out as he removes the excess fat. Aurik closes up
the head again before hanging it over a roaring campfire until it is dry.
(gives it to @Corissai)
Wobbling the head's jowls, Corissai Shee-Slaugh, Storm-Speaker says, "Bwhwhwhwhwh."
You say to Portius, "I believe I would not be speaking out of bounds to say that Lord Emar may be the expert on the fae in Glomdoring. Feel free to cawrrect--ahem correct me Lord Murder."
Emar peers at you unscrupulously.
You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"
eSlrxkb-
Mori's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.
Bleuu's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.
You say, "Oh dear, have I forgotten to take off my sleep poison flower?"
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
Mori's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and he falls into a deep sleep.
Bleuu's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and she falls into a deep sleep.
;-)
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
(Serenwilde): You say, "Hail, Azus."
(Serenwilde): Egary (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I think she just went to rest."
*Grumbles something about misinterpreting silly made up languages and slinks away*