As you rub a bottle of misty lavender, soft lavender lights pulse gently across its surface. A stream of viscous smoke spills from a bottle of misty lavender, curling into a strange blue genie wreathed in a dreamy, perfumed mist. Stretching as if woken from slumber, the genie disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a present wrapped in pumpkin paper.
Woo!
You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in pumpkin paper, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull package containing twenty-five posh hair curios from within. You've unwrapped an EXCEPTIONAL present! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.
Um. Okay! I guess curio bits are cool.
As you carefully unwrap package containing twenty-five posh hair curios, the ancient package releases a cloud of stale air just before it crumbles to dust. As the dust blows away, you find yourself holding twenty-five posh hair curios. Looking deeper into package containing twenty-five posh hair curios, you are delighted to discover a package containing five posh hair curios.
@Lisaera turns to face you, the pressure of Her anger building in the air like a brewing storm.
(me: Oh fuck, I'm dead, I'm so dead. I just logged in and now I'm dead.)
Each syllable a crash of far-off thunder, Lisaera, the Silver Goddess says to you, "I do not care for revenge. It is an unwise path to walk, and it always leads to more ruin. But I will watch your suffering with particular pleasure, creature. You deserve this for your deeds."
That was....super unexpected, Lissy. You just made getting my voice back all the more interesting.
Never put passion before principle. Even if you win, you lose.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
I should have saved the little tidbit of @Lisaera having a nice polite conversation at the Moonhart Mother Tree with people, then smiling sweetly at Ev while screaming angrily in his head.
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
Sent By: Shaddus on 12/02/5:27
//I'm not nor ever was Shaddus
I feel like I'm stuck in a logic loop...if everyone is Shaddus but Shaddus is not Shaddus
06/30/2014 19:37 Silvanus channels the power of the Megalith of Doom for you, stripping you of your Vernal Ascendant status.......bastard!!
Tsk, tsk. Is Lis very irritable, or are all you kids just being naughty?
come2seren and find out!
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
Hey now. Lisaera is a right mama bird to most people. You guys only post the times when She's rightfully Wrathy! What about all the times when the Maiden plays games or when the Mother is kissing foreheads? Huh? What about that?
With a high-pitched hoot, a great horned owl wings in and deposits a lithe otter origami into your hands, then flaps off again.
A lithe otter origami unfolds and sings to you, "Salutations and Well wishes!" A lithe otter origami flutters apart in wisps of vellum and disappears from your hands.
Hey now. Lisaera is a right mama bird to most people. You guys only post the times when She's rightfully Wrathy! What about all the times when the Maiden plays games or when the Mother is kissing foreheads? Huh? What about that?
QFT. Kagato would probably consider joining @Lisaera 's order if his loyalties did not already lie with @Carakhan and She accepted people outside of Serenwilde. >_> *hint hint*
Never put passion before principle. Even if you win, you lose.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
A disgusting, disease-ridden maggot is scuttling along the ground. She wields a menacing double-edged klangaxe with both hands - ok, that is one vicious maggot. Must be massive to be able to wield an axe - or the axe would be comically oversized.
Also: "A key-shaped sigil tells you "Drocilla is following your grandmother" " XD
Kiss of the Enchantress hisses eerily, "Let them fear, and despair."
A disgusting, disease-ridden maggot is scuttling along the ground. She wields a menacing double-edged klangaxe with both hands - ok, that is one vicious maggot. Must be massive to be able to wield an axe - or the axe would be comically oversized.
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Woo!
Um. Okay! I guess curio bits are cool.
All right, now you're just messing with me.
Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
06/30/2014 19:37 Silvanus channels the power of the Megalith of Doom for you, stripping you of your Vernal Ascendant status.......bastard!!
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
hands, then flaps off again.
A lithe otter origami unfolds and sings to you, "Salutations and Well wishes!"
A lithe otter origami flutters apart in wisps of vellum and disappears from your hands.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?