This large box has five wide slots carved deep into the thick solid granite and a long black obsidian lever attached the side. The box itself is extremely heavy and has no lid or way to open the container of any sort while a scrolling line has been tediously engraved into the hard stone, decorating each edge of the cubic box. First Slot: 5 Second Slot: 4 Third Slot: 5 Fourth Slot: 2 Fifth Slot: 5 It weighs about 312 pounds. It has the following aliases: box.
You say, "Twenty yes?"
You wag your tail happily.
Sealbearer Kiradawea Startail says, "Yes."
You say, "Oh."
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
Kiradawea looks up into the air for divine inspiration.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
while i LOVE being invited to events like this, i often have nothing particularly scintillating to add to the event. i enjoy the event better as an event log. it does not matter if i was present or not .All the awkard pauses have edited out, and none of the scramble for something witty to say shows, nor any of the typos.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Xeria Tarsuhl asks you, "Hrrrm...can I trust you?"
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Zvoltz, the Father of Storms crackles with confined energy, His form flickering and fading along the edges. He wields the mighty hammer, Ays Onid in His left hand and a metallic, silver-grey cat in His right.
Zvoltz, the Father of Storms crackles with confined energy, His form flickering and fading along the edges. He wields the mighty hammer, Ays Onid in His left hand and a metallic, silver-grey cat in His right.
Hmm.
So many jokes I could make, so little time. Meh.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
You consume a roseate, snow-frosted butterfly cake leisurely, enjoying every bite. Breaking off a piece of the butterfly's sugar-spun wings, you crunch through the delicate sugar with ease. The cake, in contrast, has been baked without fat, and as such it is pure white in colour and remarkably airy and light; each bite melts in the mouth. Delicately flavoured with vanilla seeds, the cake is a confection of simple flavours, and the snowy dusting of sugar on top provides a subtle sweetness.
Bright red barbeque sauce smothers this large wooden platter of barbequed phoenix. The large piece of phoenix has been cut into small bite size pieces, save the large wings. The two large wings have been artfully arranged around the smaller pieces of the bird, the crispy tips hanging over the edge of the large platter. A large wooden cup of extra barbeque sauce rests in the centre of the platter, in case the eater wants extra spice. The wooden platter has been painted to resemble the pyramids of Gaudiguch, bright red and gold. It has 22 months of usefulness left. It weighs about 1 pounds and 14 ounce(s). It bears the distinctive mark of Pancake Shortstack Subotai Ysav'rai, Avatar of Pleasure. It has been stamped with the seal of Indentured Shulamit Cooking Cartel. It has the following aliases: platter.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a platter of barbequed phoenix. Taking a quick nibble on one of the phoenix wings, your mouth is filled with the spicy taste of barbeque sauce.
You consume a platter of barbequed phoenix leisurely, enjoying every bite. Picking up one of the larger hunks of barbequed phoenix, you dip it into the bright red sauce. Popping the entire piece into your mouth, your eyes water slightly as the heat from the sauce overwhelms you for a moment. You quickly begin to eat the rest of the barbequed phoenix, the tears caused by the heat lessening as you eat more. Finishing the chunks of phoenix off, you proceed to suck on the large phoenix wings, before happily throwing the bones and wooden platter away once you have eaten the last meaty bits off of the wings
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a lusciously iced red velvet funnel cake. Dragging your finger through the gooey icing upon the funnel cake, you place it into your mouth and are able to savour the mingling flavours of warm powdered sugar and sweetened cream cheese.
You consume a lusciously iced red velvet funnel cake leisurely, enjoying every bite. Beginning to devour this sweet treat, you pick apart the small swirls of funnel cake quickly with your fingers and each bite is an enjoyable experience. The mild buttermilk flavour of the crimson confection blends marvellously with the sweetened cream cheese icing and sprinking of warm sugar. After what seems to be a very brief amount of time the cake is gone, leaving behind only remnants of icing and sugar behind on the plate which you promptly discard.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a craggy, mountainous fudge cake capped with snowy sugar. Taking a nibble of the topmost peak, you taste vanilla fudge with a sharp, sour cherry tang.
You quickly devour a craggy, mountainous fudge cake capped with snowy sugar. You start at the top, biting off the top of the tallest peak in one large mouthful. The fudge icing is thick and melting in the mouth and delightfully sweet, flavoured richly with vanilla. It balances the dense fruit cake inside, matching the chewy crumb and crunch of almonds with silky smoothness and sweetening the tang of sour cherry. The rest of the craggy peaks disappear in a few more bites, leaving you to work your way through the centre of the mountain. Resting near the heart is a surprise: a hidden vein of crumbly fudge flavoured with almonds. The texture is different again, and the mildly sweet, pleasantly bland taste is a welcome change from the stronger flavour combinations that surround it.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a gingerbread cup cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting. You nibble the corner of this smallish cup cake. The taste of gingerbread mingles nicely with the cardamom in the icing, and you can't help but smile and think of the holidays.
You eat a gingerbread cup cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting with gusto. You take a small bite of the cup cake, and the taste of gingerbread hits you like a refreshing wave. As you edge into the layer of icing, you are surprised at the hint of cardamom and lemon which mingles within, going quite well with the cake itself. Each bite is as warm and tasty as the last, until you come to the end of the cup cake and sigh in contentment.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a spun-sugar kouseki cup cake with ginger and toffee. A lick of the frosting fills your mouth with lemon-flavoured sweetness.
You quickly devour a spun-sugar kouseki cup cake with ginger and toffee. Peeling back the paper case, you bite deeply into the confection, receiving a mouthful of airy, ginger-spiced cake stuffed with chewy toffee pieces. The thick, sand-coloured frosting is lightly flavoured with lemon, the citrus subtly cutting through the extreme sweetness. Shards of crimson spun sugar crunch in your mouth as you continue to eat, the tiny kouseki blossoms disappearing one by one until nothing is left.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a vicious monster cake. You break off a piece of the icing eyebrow and pop it into your mouth. The almost too strong taste of sugar floods your tongue as you suck the icing until it is no more.
You quickly devour a vicious monster cake. You wrench the cake's stick arms from its flesh and toss them to the side as they are of no use to you, then do the same with the fruit features. Instead of throwing the teeth and eyebrows away, you begin to suck them and lick them. The eyebrows taste like nothing more than sugar, but the teeth have hints of tart lemon. Soon they are gone and you are left with wooden sticks which join the arms on the ground. With a bloodthirsty abandon, you cruelly dig your fingers into the monster's cake body, tear it in half and begin to devour it. The sweet taste of coconut cake and sugar delights your palate and leaves you wanting more when it is all gone.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a six-tiered cake of Crumkindivian pride. You pluck a single, tiny gingerbread man from somewhere upon the cake, using the doomed figure to scoop a heap of icing before delivering him to a merciless end. Though tasty, the sample only further exaggerates the sheer size of the cake before you, and all those pieces left to try.
You eat a six-tiered cake of Crumkindivian pride with gusto. Unsure where to begin, you scrape a bit of icing from the cake's lowest tier. Mildly sweet, the buttercream borrows a bit of flavour from the marble cake beneath as well as the generous brown sugar crammed atop it. You continue upwards, sampling rock candy, gummy fish and peppermint sticks, barely allowing yourself a breath as you devour lollipop flags and peep after sweet peep. Before you know it, the whole of the massive cake is gone, leaving you with only a smeared platter and stray limbs of gingerbread people which you promptly discard in equal satisfaction and shame.
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obsidian lever attached the side. The box itself is extremely heavy and has no lid or way to open
the container of any sort while a scrolling line has been tediously engraved into the hard stone,
decorating each edge of the cubic box.
First Slot: 5
Second Slot: 4
Third Slot: 5
Fourth Slot: 2
Fifth Slot: 5
It weighs about 312 pounds.
It has the following aliases: box.
You say, "Twenty yes?"
You wag your tail happily.
Sealbearer Kiradawea Startail says, "Yes."
You say, "Oh."
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
Kiradawea looks up into the air for divine inspiration.
Sealbearer Kiradawea Startail says, "This isn't correct."
You have emoted: Shonjir flicks his ears back.
Kiradawea takes a small stone token from the second slot.
Kiradawea gives a small stone token to you.
Sealbearer Kiradawea Startail says, "It needs a three."
Wow, much math fail lol. @Kiradawea to the rescue
Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
(Ad-Hoc): Tekora says, "Aren't you the one who always sends Ixion those cute love letters tho?"
It's a collective of people.
(Including Ixion)
@Tekora please post the eventlog of your wedding!
(p.s It's Hallifax! I have high expectations.)
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
@Shaddus
crackles with confined energy, His form flickering and fading along the edges. He wields the mighty
hammer, Ays Onid in His left hand and a metallic, silver-grey cat in His right.
Hmm.
So many jokes I could make, so little time. Meh.
You consume a roseate, snow-frosted butterfly cake leisurely, enjoying every bite.
Breaking off a piece of the butterfly's sugar-spun wings, you crunch
through the delicate sugar with ease. The cake, in contrast, has been
baked without fat, and as such it is pure white in colour and remarkably
airy and light; each bite melts in the mouth. Delicately flavoured with
vanilla seeds, the cake is a confection of simple flavours, and the
snowy dusting of sugar on top provides a subtle sweetness.
Bright red barbeque sauce smothers this large wooden platter of
barbequed phoenix. The large piece of phoenix has been cut into small
bite size pieces, save the large wings. The two large wings have been
artfully arranged around the smaller pieces of the bird, the crispy tips
hanging over the edge of the large platter. A large wooden cup of extra
barbeque sauce rests in the centre of the platter, in case the eater
wants extra spice. The wooden platter has been painted to resemble the
pyramids of Gaudiguch, bright red and gold.
It has 22 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 14 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Pancake Shortstack Subotai Ysav'rai, Avatar of Pleasure.
It has been stamped with the seal of Indentured Shulamit Cooking Cartel.
It has the following aliases: platter.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a platter of barbequed phoenix.
Taking a quick nibble on one of the phoenix wings, your mouth is filled with the spicy taste of
barbeque sauce.
You consume a platter of barbequed phoenix leisurely, enjoying every bite.
Picking up one of the larger hunks of barbequed phoenix, you dip it into the bright red sauce.
Popping the entire piece into your mouth, your eyes water slightly as the heat from the sauce
overwhelms you for a moment. You quickly begin to eat the rest of the barbequed phoenix, the tears
caused by the heat lessening as you eat more. Finishing the chunks of phoenix off, you proceed to
suck on the large phoenix wings, before happily throwing the bones and wooden platter away once you
have eaten the last meaty bits off of the wings
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a lusciously iced red velvet funnel cake.
Dragging your finger through the gooey icing upon the funnel cake, you place it into your mouth and
are able to savour the mingling flavours of warm powdered sugar and sweetened cream cheese.
You consume a lusciously iced red velvet funnel cake leisurely, enjoying every bite.
Beginning to devour this sweet treat, you pick apart the small swirls of
funnel cake quickly with your fingers and each bite is an enjoyable
experience. The mild buttermilk flavour of the crimson confection blends
marvellously with the sweetened cream cheese icing and sprinking of warm
sugar. After what seems to be a very brief amount of time the cake is
gone, leaving behind only remnants of icing and sugar behind on the
plate which you promptly discard.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a craggy, mountainous fudge cake capped with snowy
sugar.
Taking a nibble of the topmost peak, you taste vanilla fudge with a sharp, sour cherry tang.
You quickly devour a craggy, mountainous fudge cake capped with snowy sugar.
You start at the top, biting off the top of the tallest peak in one
large mouthful. The fudge icing is thick and melting in the mouth and
delightfully sweet, flavoured richly with vanilla. It balances the dense
fruit cake inside, matching the chewy crumb and crunch of almonds with
silky smoothness and sweetening the tang of sour cherry. The rest of the
craggy peaks disappear in a few more bites, leaving you to work your way
through the centre of the mountain. Resting near the heart is a
surprise: a hidden vein of crumbly fudge flavoured with almonds. The
texture is different again, and the mildly sweet, pleasantly bland taste
is a welcome change from the stronger flavour combinations that surround
it.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a gingerbread cup cake with cardamom cream cheese
frosting.
You nibble the corner of this smallish cup cake. The taste of gingerbread mingles nicely with the
cardamom in the icing, and you can't help but smile and think of the holidays.
You eat a gingerbread cup cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting with gusto.
You take a small bite of the cup cake, and the taste of gingerbread hits you like a refreshing wave.
As you edge into the layer of icing, you are surprised at the hint of cardamom and lemon which
mingles within, going quite well with the cake itself. Each bite is as warm and tasty as the last,
until you come to the end of the cup cake and sigh in contentment.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a spun-sugar kouseki cup cake with ginger and toffee.
A lick of the frosting fills your mouth with lemon-flavoured sweetness.
You quickly devour a spun-sugar kouseki cup cake with ginger and toffee.
Peeling back the paper case, you bite deeply into the confection,
receiving a mouthful of airy, ginger-spiced cake stuffed with chewy
toffee pieces. The thick, sand-coloured frosting is lightly flavoured
with lemon, the citrus subtly cutting through the extreme sweetness.
Shards of crimson spun sugar crunch in your mouth as you continue to
eat, the tiny kouseki blossoms disappearing one by one until nothing is
left.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a vicious monster cake.
You break off a piece of the icing eyebrow and pop it into your mouth. The almost too strong taste
of sugar floods your tongue as you suck the icing until it is no more.
You quickly devour a vicious monster cake.
You wrench the cake's stick arms from its flesh and toss them to the side as they are of no use to
you, then do the same with the fruit features. Instead of throwing the teeth and eyebrows away, you
begin to suck them and lick them. The eyebrows taste like nothing more than sugar, but the teeth
have hints of tart lemon. Soon they are gone and you are left with wooden sticks which join the arms
on the ground. With a bloodthirsty abandon, you cruelly dig your fingers into the monster's cake
body, tear it in half and begin to devour it. The sweet taste of coconut cake and sugar delights
your palate and leaves you wanting more when it is all gone.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a six-tiered cake of Crumkindivian pride.
You pluck a single, tiny gingerbread man from somewhere upon the cake, using the doomed figure to
scoop a heap of icing before delivering him to a merciless end. Though tasty, the sample only
further exaggerates the sheer size of the cake before you, and all those pieces left to try.
You eat a six-tiered cake of Crumkindivian pride with gusto.
Unsure where to begin, you scrape a bit of icing from the cake's lowest
tier. Mildly sweet, the buttercream borrows a bit of flavour from the
marble cake beneath as well as the generous brown sugar crammed atop it.
You continue upwards, sampling rock candy, gummy fish and peppermint
sticks, barely allowing yourself a breath as you devour lollipop flags
and peep after sweet peep. Before you know it, the whole of the massive
cake is gone, leaving you with only a smeared platter and stray limbs of
gingerbread people which you promptly discard in equal satisfaction and
shame.