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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
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    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • GeroGero
    edited January 2016
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  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Shaddus, are you using Tengwar as a font for chrome..?
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    It's called Rosewood, I think? It's on my phone.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • AeldraAeldra , using cake powered flight
    @Taevyn ponders a giant noble eagle with eyes of lambent silver thoughtfully, looking him up and down.
    A giant noble eagle with eyes of lambent silver ponders Taevyn thoughtfully, looking him up and down.

    Sorry, my money's on the eagle on that one. ;-)
    Avatar / Picture done by the lovely Gurashi.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    You give a ball of crystal to the Queen Ant.
    The Queen Ant says, "Excellent, this will be most useful in the war against the finks. Thank you,
    Person."
    -greet queen
    You greet the Queen Ant with a sincere smile.
    The Queen Ant says, "What do you want, Person?
     [1] I would like to travel to the top of Smoke Mountain.
    -1
    You say, "I would like to travel to the top of Smoke Mountain."
    The Queen Ant says, "If you wish to ascend Smoke Mountain, bring me a crystal ball that can be used
    in the war against the finks."
    - I brokes it :(
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • EveriineEveriine Wise Old Swordsbird / Brontaur Indianapolis, IN, USA
    Shaddus said:
    You give a ball of crystal to the Queen Ant.
    The Queen Ant says, "Excellent, this will be most useful in the war against the finks. Thank you,
    Person."
    -greet queen
    You greet the Queen Ant with a sincere smile.
    The Queen Ant says, "What do you want, Person?
     [1] I would like to travel to the top of Smoke Mountain.
    -1
    You say, "I would like to travel to the top of Smoke Mountain."
    The Queen Ant says, "If you wish to ascend Smoke Mountain, bring me a crystal ball that can be used
    in the war against the finks."
    - I brokes it :(
    That happens to Sakima in the Hifarae Hills a lot.
    Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"

    Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.

    Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
  • TylwythTylwyth
    edited January 2016
    You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in the surrounding 
    area.
    Calesta: 1337            before the Master Ravenwood Tree
    Narynth: 1404            cloying muck
    Silvanus: 1337           before the Master Ravenwood Tree

    (m&m): Have new names (Kio) - going to check them.

    ?
    FOR pposters who aren't steingrim:

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  • NarynthNarynth
    Tylwyth said:
    You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in the surrounding 
    area.
    Calesta: 1337            before the Master Ravenwood Tree
    Narynth: 1404            cloying muck
    Silvanus: 1337           before the Master Ravenwood Tree

    (m&m): Have new names (Kio) - going to check them.

    It's to do with retired characters and attempting to add them to the name db.

    ?

  • FalaeronFalaeron Jolteon
    Do a search for a trigger called "Unranked" and add the following as a regex pattern

    ^(He|She) has cut (his|her) thread from the Tapestry of the Fates.$
  • SedanasSedanas

    You rub a moonstone ring bearing intricate geometric patterns and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.

    Within the enchanted item, an image forms of Marcella at Storeroom.


    You have recovered equilibrium.


     

    Marcella tells you, "Don't you gloat too."


    You tell Marcella n'Lochli, "Oh. Oh dear."


    You tell Marcella n'Lochli, "Oh no."


    You tell Marcella n'Lochli, "Ohhhhh...."


     

    Marcella tells you, "I"m stewing in my own stupidity so this never happens again."





  • ChirboChirbo
    Sedanas said:

    You rub a moonstone ring bearing intricate geometric patterns and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.

    Within the enchanted item, an image forms of Marcella at Storeroom.


    You have recovered equilibrium.


     

    Marcella tells you, "Don't you gloat too."


    You tell Marcella n'Lochli, "Oh. Oh dear."


    You tell Marcella n'Lochli, "Oh no."


    You tell Marcella n'Lochli, "Ohhhhh...."


     

    Marcella tells you, "I"m stewing in my own stupidity so this never happens again."





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  • ChirboChirbo
    Still need context to make it funny now that I can read it
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  • SsalissSsaliss
    Essentially, she attacked Silvanus (I think it was) in Mag. Silvanus then ran into his stockroom, Marcella followed him, Silvanus left, and shut the door behind him. All stockrooms have all sigils, so there's no simple way out other than heartstopping and phoenixing (at least that I can think of).
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  • YarithYarith
    edited January 2016
    GC rescue might also work if you ever get stuck in a shop (but then your rescuer will need to be rescued)
    (I'm the mom of Hallifax btw, so if you are in Hallifax please call me mom.)

    == Professional Girl Gamer == 
    Yes I play games
    Yes I'm a girl
    get over it
  • ChirboChirbo
    That's pretty great, actually.
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  • MarcellaMarcella
    No, that's in Lirangsha up in the clouds of the Panopticon.
  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Circumstances
    Vivet said:
     Othero - impossibly high                                    [     PRIME]

    Sorry, just never seen that room name before. I will be sorely disappointed if it is not somewhere in Gaudiguch.

    I giggled my butt off when I saw that for the first time. There's a "dank and high" in the same area, too. 
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    Better not try to undercut me. [-(
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
     
    (A clan): Portius (from the Aetherways) says, "Luce, I am not your father."


    Context unnecessary.
  • NarynthNarynth
    Scarlet Iconoclast Delphas n'Kylbar, Of the Red Masque whispers, "Well, he ith a pithy lad, that Thenthos."
  • SsalissSsaliss
    Marcella said:
    YOU WANTED TO "STOCK A SHOP" I THOUGHT THAT MEANT BULK
    Except shops can't stock more than 250 items (by default) before they start decaying.
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  • ChirboChirbo
    At least you didn't get stuck this time
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  • TylwythTylwyth
    -forestcast forceforest
    You raise your arms and hum deeply the note of the forest. Silhouettes of twisted trees darken in 
    the air, their long shadows casting a forbidding doom across the ground.
    You feel the magics of Tylwyth release their grip upon this location.
    -
    HAh! I can adjust my meld!
    Woot!
    FOR pposters who aren't steingrim:

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  • ThulThul
    Tarkenton says, "Hmm...121 inches...that might be juuuuuuuust enough."

    Provide your own context.
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