QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Alarin

(Clan): Gurashi (from a temporal rift) says, "We're gonna ratatouille this beech."

Eritheyl

(Gaudiguch): You say, "Do you think if we gave Drachou a big drink of firemead AND the stuff from the fizzy river on Crumkindivia, he could burp up a big cloud of flame to keep the storms from raining on us?"

(Gaudiguch): You say, "I'm really not happy with what all this sandy mud is doing to my pedicure."

- much later -

The disgruntled roar of the Guardian Drachou can be heard as he protests the raging storm, sending the Eternal Flame surging above the tip of the Great Pyramid for a few moments.

Likely coincidental, but it made me so happy. Love he

Talymeria

Pie of... Interesting... Tumescence...

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Sapphira

Talymeria said:

Pie of... Interesting... Tumescence...

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I was super amused by this change after talking about your bad luck with pie names, haha. Wonderpies are trolls, confirmed!

Talymeria

>:(

Tyrus

Talymeria said:

Pie of... Interesting... Tumescence...

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I didn't even know such a word existed until now. Lusternia expanding my vocabulary in all the wrong ways.

Lawrence

You drop Nemesis.

Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars tells you, "Please don't litter around the Pool of Stars."

Jolanthe

Meleris thinks geese are trash = Confirmed

Lillirallia

With a gentle coo, you ask, "Was I just flirted with?"

Spinner Afollia Ebonrose, the Wyrden Haruspex says, "Yes dear."

Afollia's eyes sparkle with amusement.

With a gentle coo, you say, "I should have said something witty."

Spinner Afollia Ebonrose, the Wyrden Haruspex says, "You did fine."


Parental supervised flirting, comes with the cult package!

Nepenthe

Thank you for making my Gala dreams come true.

Revelrous Afrit Dahyu, Lazula of the Sands says, "Announce me."

Frowning, Sergio Drabardi, the Ascension Gala Announcer looks through the list on his clipboard.

"Ah, there it is, Lord Afrit."

Sergio Drabardi, the Ascension Gala Announcer says, "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the

Ascension Gala his ab... abdo... the Nil. His ab-domi-nous-ness Lord Afrit Hunkytum... Flailytail. 

No seriously, you expect me to say all that? Alright then... Thundergut, Dahyu of Gaudiguch."

Sergio Drabardi, the Ascension Gala Announcer glances askance.

Alarin

(Market): Ruiku says, "Paying well for you coal and peppermint pieces."
12300h, 10750m, 11300e, 10p BesSixk<>-north
This room has not been mapped.
Stables. (#PANDA_3)
In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A sign suggests you can use STABLE
commands here.
You see exits leading south and west.
12300h, 10750m, 11300e, 10p BesSixk<>-outr coal
(Market): Ruiku says, "Your, rather."
12300h, 10800m, 11300e, 10p BesSixk<>-(+50m, 0.5%)
You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the rift to 412.
12300h, 10800m, 11300e, 10p BesSixk<>-give coal to thaldorn
You give a piece of coal to Thaldorn Thornfist, the White.
12300h, 10750m, 11300e, 10p BesSixk<>-(-50m, 0.5%) say
deliver to Ruiku
You say, "Deliver to Ruiku."
With a crisp salute, Thaldorn takes a piece of coal and strides off towards his quarry, his armour
clanking loudly as he departs.
12300h, 10800m, 11300e, 10p BesSixk<>-(+50m, 0.5%)
Syr Thaldorn Thornfist enters with long steady strides, his armour clanking loudly as he approaches.
He salutes sharply before standing at attention by your side.
12300h, 10750m, 11300e, 10p BesSixk<>-(-50m, 0.5%) say
follow me, Thaldorn
You say, "Follow me, Thaldorn."
Thaldorn Thornfist, the White begins to follow closely behind you.


>.> Had to.

Xiran

Jolanthe Myeras says to Galaphyrae, "Oh, there's a lot of new ones that came through in the arts. Balancing all the tints around with colourful designs can get a little nightmarish now."

Jolanthe Myeras says to you, "Indeed! The palette is a good reference for everything that is new, since it used to require all of them - it still only requires what it originally called for."
Jolanthe Myeras says to you, "Which is why rainbow-anything is usually better to use a palette for now, I feel."

Forestwalker Llani Myeras says, "Compared to using all the tints, it's much more paletteable."

Xiran

Discord quote. Trader Bob gets no love. Or?
---

Alarin: #FireBob
>.>

Calfuray: #WaterBob

Ashira: #AirBob

Calfuray: #EarthBob
Long ago, the four Bobs lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the FireBob attacked. Only the Producer, master of all four Bobs, could stop them, but when the economy needed them most, they vanished. 500 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Producer, an airBob named Orael, and although his coding skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Orael can save the economy.

Nepenthe

Apologies to anyone who sees us in public ever.

You give a gold pocket watch filigreed with a blood red dragon to Revelrous Afrit Dahyu, Lazula of the Sands.

Revelrous Afrit Dahyu, Lazula of the Sands says, "A pocket watch!"

Revelrous Afrit Dahyu, Lazula of the Sands asks, "Where do I put this?"

You say to Afrit, "Between your boobas."

Revelrous Afrit Dahyu, Lazula of the Sands laughingly says, "My what?"

You burst into a fit of giggles, ending with an abrupt and surprising snort.

You say, "Did I not sew pockets on your kilt?!"

You thump yourself on the forehead.

You say to Afrit, "Take it off, I'll fix it."

Your eyes light up as an impish grin creeps over your features.

Lanyip

You begin to wield a flickering scarlet anomaly in your left hand.

You throw a flickering scarlet anomaly at Nepenthe.

With a disdainful glance in your direction, Nepenthe lifts a dainty hand to rest at his neckline.

Ferne Ladyn says, "Climb up, marigold."

Marigold, the lop-eared bunny hops up into Ferne's arms.

Ferne begins to wield Marigold, the lop-eared bunny in her left hand.

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

You exclaim, "She's got a bunny!"

You point accusingly at Ferne.

You exclaim, "Duck!"

Ferne brandishes Marigold, the lop-eared bunny menacingly.

Ferne bursts into a fit of giggles, ending with an abrupt and surprising snort.

Xiran

Duck, the Confused Chicken begins to squawk and flap, eliciting a sideways glance from the Oneiroi, as she hovers unsteadily away. Her voice, loud and fowl, fades and echoes, "Duck away!"

Oneiroi glances askance.

Xiran

A gargantuan wolfman says, "Thank you for hosting little fae! Understandable, you have no costume. Nothing scarier than a bookkeeper!"

Huskii's mouth turns up as their face breaks into a smile.
Huskii nods their head emphatically.

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder.
Xiran teeters in the air as she laughs.
( You are wielding an exquisite ink brush in your left hand and a discreet pocket-sized notepad in your right hand. )
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You quickly unwrap a divinely wrapped present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and grin enormously upon receiving a tiny pixie.

Huskii's eyes sparkle with amusement at you.

Huskii Myeras of the Misty Vale says to you, "You got another you!"

Xiran sputters at Huskii.

Nepenthe

Nepenthe

Denizens again be spankin.

A patient diner spanks you on the rear as you walk into the room.

A patient diner says, "Hello handsome, want to join me for dinner? Or maybe we should skip straight to dessert?"

A patient diner winks conspiratorially at you.

You say to a patient diner, "Excuse the heck out of me?"

You look surprised and say to a patient diner, "Was that an ~innuendo~?"

You say to a patient diner, "I've got all the cake I need right here thank you."

You pat Afrit in a friendly manner.

Afrit utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You say, "Now what's your order?"

A patient diner says, "I would like to have a spring roll stuffed with ostrich meat, lease."

You say, "Got it!"

Eritheyl

Going through event logs and gosh this guy was just the cutest.

A crazed dancer peeks an eye open, looking around. "Is it working? Am I asleep yet?"

Zulte passes a hand over the eyes of a crazed dancer quickly, "Shhhh not yet."

A crazed dancer lies there, waiting silently, attempting to rest. After a pregnant pause, "Am I asleep now?"

Quietly, Perhaps Zulte al-Saaoud, Helot of the First Paradigm says, "Yes you are, comfortable and sleeping."

A crazed dancer doesn't respond, letting the silence last after the statement. Then, simply, proffers, "Okay."

A crazed dancer lies there a moment longer before asking, "Why don't I feel like I'm asleep?"

In a clicking, throaty rasp, Perhaps Zulte al-Saaoud, Helot of the First Paradigm says, "Maybe we are all asleep together and we are sharing a dream. What do you see?"

A crazed dancer says, "The back of my eyelids."

Eritheyl

(Gaudiguch): Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "A lesson on the importance of writing things down, of course. And not using said writings as rolling paper."

(Gaudiguch): Sutekh says, "Or as mummy wrappings."

(Gaudiguch): Yire says, "Wait you're not supposed to-."

(Gaudiguch): You say, "I want to be mummified in sheafs of my own writing, when I'm ready to kick the bucket for the last time."

(Gaudiguch): Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame says, "I would also recommend against using mummy wrappings as rolling paper, yes."

Eritheyl

You begin to turn a Censer of Wonder rapidly, twisting its pieces and it begins to waver and change
shape before your eyes. It finally solidifies as Censer of Wonder.

Eritheyl

Searing pain fills your body as, before you notice or can react to the sensation, an arm wraps
itself around your neck and a blade enters your abdomen. The shock and agony leave you momentarily
immobile as you're dragged by the neck to a nearby alleyway.
Creation Itself obscures your vision.
Within a dark alleyway.

There are no obvious exits.

You are quickly dropped to the floor by your assailant, a slim dracnari covered head to toe in white
linens now stained blood red and a silken white veil. Drawing a dagger from his sash twin to the one
embedded in your kidney, the masked assailant quickly brings the weapon across your neck, cleanly
slicing through windpipe and artery alike. As the world grows black, you can faintly feel a blade
sawing at one of your fingers.
You have been slain by a mysterious assailant.

Eritheyl has disappeared into the twisting depths of Gaudiguch's alleyways.
You see the death occur at within a dark alleyway.

Afrit

(Fire Hogwash): Yire (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Also consuming paint is valid, it
doesn't harm anybody, you're free to consume whatever you want and don't let others tell you
otherwise. warning labels are put by the government, big food is hiding the real cuisine from you,
drink paint every day, lead based tastes better."

(Fire Hogwash): Mazarin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...erm."

(Fire Hogwash): Yire (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sorry mis."

Alarin

So... me emoting flipping someone off on clan sparked this conversation:


(Clan): Ayisdra says, "Random 

question, when flipping someone off, 

where is your thumb - sticking out or 

wrap inward on your other fingers."

(Clan): Essoheli says, "I go 

wrapped."

(Clan): Soterasiel (from the 

Aetherways) says, "I was told thumb out 

means you wanna get down."

(Clan): Lilalue (from the 

Aetherways) says, "Wrapped outside 

fingers."

(Clan): You say, "Wrapped."

(Clan): Kalliope says, "I don't 

really typically make rude gesture at 

people."

(Clan): You say, "Tucked just 

makes it look weird."

(Clan): Kalliope says, "Never 

thought about it."

(Clan): You say, "And sticking 

out makes you look goofy."

(Clan): You say, "<.<."

(Clan): Essoheli says, "Thumb 

pad is pressed against ring finger's lead 

knuckle."

(Clan): Essoheli says, "...if 

I'm using right hand. Apparently left I 

put thumb to index finger."

(Clan): You say, "...did you 

just flip yourself off to check?"

(Clan): Essoheli says, "....yes."

(Clan): You say, "...because I 

totally id."

(Clan): You say, "Did* >.>."

(Clan): You say, "Okay good, I'm 

not the only one."

(Clan): You say, "XD."

Xiran

Llani's melodic voice sings into your mind, "If you mail the leaves to someone, is it the letter of the law?"
---

Llani's melodic voice sings into your mind, "If a bookshelf falls on you, are you liburied?"
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You quickly break open a cookie, palming an ethereal mantle of the Fae and a strip of paper and stuffing the broken cookie in your mouth.
You quickly read the paper in your hands: Could I get some directions to your heart?
(I mean. That works.)

Xiran

A mugwump lovebird puffs up his chest and a crazy gleam enters his eyes as he vigorously agrees with you that his intelligence and strength far surpass anyone else's.
A mugwump lovebird falls silent for a spell, thinking this over, before exhaling with relief.
Confidently, a mugwump lovebird says, "I don't want to do this, not yet at least. Maybe not ever? We'll see! But not this season to be sure. Please take me to a waystation if you'd be so kind? Right outside, I'll grab the first carriage home."

There might be a sad tinge to it given this fellow's story, but I also find it endearing as an ace person.

Alarin

Writing help stuff for Pandanovice:

14) 2022/02/14 21:57:48 - Alarin: "CLHELP ASCENSION has been added!"

15) 2022/02/14 21:58:17 - Tristanna: "Your productivity is making me tired."

16) 2022/02/14 21:59:05 - Alarin: "Hehe, apologies. When the mood strikes, I am a bit of an over

-achiever, or so I'm told!"

17) 2022/02/14 21:59:35 - Shango: "Death will be mine."

18) 2022/02/14 22:06:10 - Alarin: "Eek!"

Alarin

(Squirrels): You say, "...Esei, when was
that wargames thing? Did I miss it?"

(Squirrels): Esei (from the Aetherways)
says, "[REDACTED]."

(Squirrels): Esei (from the Aetherways)
says, "Couple hours."

(Squirrels): You say, "...WHAT?!"

(Squirrels): Esei (from the Aetherways)
says, "HOLD ON."

(Squirrels): You say, "If anyone needs a
third, count me in!"

(Squirrels): Esei (from the Aetherways)
says, "Wait."

(Squirrels): Esei (from the Aetherways)
says, "*stares angrily at calendar*."

(Squirrels): Esei (from the Aetherways)
says, "It's tomorrow."

(Squirrels): You say,
"Dontscaremelikedat! D:<."

(Squirrels): Esei (from the Aetherways)
says, "I scared myself damn it."

(Squirrels): You say, "I know, lol. <3."

Eritheyl

@Ialie is a national treasure.

Intern Canisse says, "So.."

Intern Canisse asks, "Cards?"

Intern Canisse says to Ialie, "Care to chance it?"

Ialie Starfall says, "I have no idea how to play..."

You say to Ialie, "First, you smack Ixchilgal until my deck comes flying out of his hands."

Ixchilgal grunts noncommitally.

With an expression of extreme anger, Ialie slaps Ixchilgal really hard across the face.

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder at Ialie.

Ixchilgal peers at Ialie unscrupulously.

Not At All Irrational, Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Lord of Noodles says, "That's it, we're telling everyone your song now."

You say, "Oho."

Ialie Starfall says to you, "You said to!"

Intern Canisse says, "I did hear that, yes."

You laughingly say to Ialie, "Yeah but you really -unleashed- something there, that was awe -inspiring."

Ialie Starfall says, "Was that not part of the game?"