Iatira: Hey, I got an aspergillum! I touched it and Carakhan appeared.
Me in my head: ....What the heck does Carakhan have to do with mold and mushroms?
Her voice firm and commanding, Terentia, the Even Bladed says to you, "You have kept your oath to Me, Parhelion. You have sworn to maintain Justice in these troubled times."
Yet if a boon be granted me, unworthy as I am, let it be for a steady hand with a clear eye and a fury most inflaming.
Double post, don't @ me. Here's Akyaevin and Ironbeard, my new Lusternian OTP:
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives. Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Ashley deserve something special on special days."
"Haha!" laughs Silvanos.
You rush up to Ashley and throw your hands into the air, giving a loud "WOO!"
A dusky red manticore with a voluminous mane of rust-colour fur rears back and unhinges his jaws, releasing bolts of lightning that spread across the surrounding area.
With a great cry, Ironbeard the Magnanimous rushes forward and rams Akyaevin with his expansive stomach. Akyaevin falls to the ground in surprise.
Lord Akyaevin n'Lochli says, "OH DEAR."
You say, "Akyaevin no."
You say, "AKYAEVIN NO."
With a trilling chirp, Couturier Silvanos Lunarose, Viniculturist says, "NOOOO."
Akyaevin is propelled to the north upon a pogo stick.
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Revelrous Afrit Dahyu, Lazula of the Sands says, "Oh, he left."
You yell, "Clear!"
Akyaevin lands bouncing upon a pogo stick from the north.
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives. Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Xisiro deserve something special on special days."
Ironbeard the Magnanimous lifts his battleaxe with surprising swiftness and raises it above his head. With a downward swing, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smashes the blade into Akyaevin's shoulder, nearly taking off his arm.
Producing a pewter flagon from his satchel, Ironbeard the Magnanimous lets loose an angry roar and strikes Akyaevin square across the jaw.
Lord Akyaevin n'Lochli says, "OH NO."
You yell, "WAIT HE'S BACK."
Hooligan Xisiro Dahyu, Goon of Okorushi says, "He's back!"
Akyaevin is propelled to the north upon a pogo stick.
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Akyaevin lands bouncing upon a pogo stick from the north.
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives. Laughing deeply, Ironbeard the Magnanimous proclaims, "Merry Solstice, Vyell!"
Super late in responding to this, but @Akyaevin going "OH DEAR" still has me cracking up, lol.
A giant panda bounds into view, flanked by a gargantuan gorilla clad in golden plate armour. They both salute as the vision fades.
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
Iatira: Hey, I got an aspergillum! I touched it and Carakhan appeared.
Me in my head: ....What the heck does Carakhan have to do with mold and mushroms?
Whereas I knew exactly what the first one was, and haven't a clue about the second.
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
Cheliyi has been crushed to death by falling rocks.
You see the death occur at crushed beneath fallen rocks. (?)
I just saw that and imagined @Cheliyi walking along exploring, seeing a room labelled 'Crushed between fallen rocks' and going 'OOH I wonder why it's called that?'
Ianir the Anomaly has bestowed Their divine truefavour upon the Grand Dominion of Gaudiguch. It will last for 5 months.
He is an ordinary human scandalous demigod and stands near six feet in height. His unblemished olive skin and lithe build suggests a sheltered upbringing. His hazel eyes gleam with curiosity, beneath the shoulder-length mane of wavy sun-bleached hair. A light stubble covers the lower part of his face, bordering a mischevious smirk. A chaos butterfly is resting on his shoulder. A scarlet hieroglyph rests in the centre of his forehead, flickering with occasional tongues of lightning to show the truefavour of Mysrai, the Shofet of Abyssal Scales. He walks with the truefavour of Ianir the Anomaly.
The concept that Ianir would favour Gaudiguch alone is laughable. That obviously never happened.
Memory dust!
Kihr Ryseni, the Ignited Mind says, "I can try to pray to him!"
You say to Kihr, "Praying is like leaving a message, or you can talk at the shrine and see if He talks back."
Kihr Ryseni, the Ignited Mind says, "Maybe he will instantly plop me into his decedent."
Kihr Ryseni, the Ignited Mind says, "How jelly would you be?"
You shift your eyes over Kihr, suspicious about exactly what he has been doing.
Kihr Ryseni, the Ignited Mind says, "HOW JELLY."
Kihr doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.
You say, "I don't get jealous about that stuff. It would just confuse me since you don't even know what you want to pray about."
Kihr shrugs helplessly.
Kihr Ryseni, the Ignited Mind says, "Perhaps he will talk to me."
Kihr Ryseni, the Ignited Mind says, "And I can tell him about all the friendliness I offer others."
You smile impishly and say, "If my history's any indication, He'd have popped up here already if He were tending to the mortal world, but sure we can go talk at the shrine."
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "Little point in that, I fear."
Crumkane taps His nose knowingly.
"Ahah!" you exclaim triumphantly.
You burst into a fit of giggles, ending with an abrupt and surprising snort.
Comprehension flashes across Kihr's face.
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "I'm becoming too predictable in My old age, goodness."
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "We certainly can't have that."
(( Bad Xiran. I distracted Galaphyrae into checking logs and scrolls while she was releasing. And then uh. ))
Timequake in Twilight Pagoda of Gloriana Forest for 1 minute.
A radiant golden rift is located in the Grey Moors.
You say, "Ah. We should escape."
The atmosphere throughout Twilight Pagoda of Gloriana Forest suddenly contracts as time violently shifts back to its normal timestream. Your entire body shatters as you are stretched across multiple realities.
The existence of Ruiku briefly winks out as they are caught in a temporal timequake.
You see the death occur at beneath the shadow of the Twilight Pagoda.
Galaphyrae has been slain by misadventure.
The existence of Shango briefly winks out as they are caught in a temporal timequake.
(( Two old friends and some sacrilegious wisdom. ))
Smiling, you ask, "How are you faring this moon?"
Fair Galaphyrae smiles and says, "I am quite well enough. What of you??"
You say, "I'm happy. I cleared some of my paperwork."
Fair Galaphyrae says, "A bit of fire and that's easily done."
Galaphyrae glances askance.
Xiran lets out a shocked laugh before dissolving into giggles.
You say, "Fair Galaphyrae! Why! Hrmm. I could never stand that close to a sconce. Perhaps if I accidentally stacked some books just so but."
Fair Galaphyrae says, "It always help to have a nice big candle right on the desk so you can ... see better."
Xiran clutches her sides, swinging to and fro as she laughs. Giggling, you say, "I see, I see."
Fair Galaphyrae says, "Or do it near a big open window and hope an owl swoops right in. Or perhaps a good-natured pixie."
You chew on your lip thoughtfully.
You say, "I mean, even a bad-natured pixie would do."
Galaphyrae cackles hellishly.
You grin mischievously at Galaphyrae.
Murmuring to herself, you say, "I'm going to have to get into the habit of carrying enough gold to replace a desk, now that I'm aware of the myriad ways to clear paperwork."
Fair Galaphyrae says, "Ah, just always be ready with a little rain."
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A giant panda bounds into view, flanked by a gargantuan gorilla clad in golden plate armour. They both salute as the vision fades.
Still offering to stitch you that crocodile if someone gets me 11 crocodile heads and some yarn, though.
Iatira: Hey, I got an aspergillum! I touched it and Carakhan appeared.
Me in my head: ....What the heck does Carakhan have to do with mold and mushroms?
A giant panda bounds into view, flanked by a gargantuan gorilla clad in golden plate armour. They both salute as the vision fades.
Whereas I knew exactly what the first one was, and haven't a clue about the second.
I just saw that and imagined @Cheliyi walking along exploring, seeing a room labelled 'Crushed between fallen rocks' and going 'OOH I wonder why it's called that?'
A young stag with a fluffy dun tail trots in with head high, butting you gently with
You say, "This is Bucky."
You say, "The buck."
Emlyn looks up into the air for divine inspiration.
Emlyn says, "Are stags the same as bucks?"
Emlyn pets a young stag with a fluffy dun tail ingratiatingly.
A young stag with a fluffy dun tail ponders Emlyn thoughtfully, looking her up and
You say, "I think so."
You say, "Think it's a synonym."
Emlyn puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"
Emlyn says, "I don't really know any forestals to ask."
You reach out through your bond with your beast and dismiss him, sending him back to
What beast are you trying to summon?
What beast are you trying to summon?
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You cast a suspicious eye about your surroundings.
You say, "It looks like Shelly died."
Emlyn sadly says, "You let a turtle die?"
You say, "How'd you know it was a turtle?"
Emlyn rolls on the floor, laughing.
Emlyn says, "Oh gods, I love you."
Veldrin D'Cente says to Kailanna, "Lawrence."
A giant panda bounds into view, flanked by a gargantuan gorilla clad in golden plate armour. They both salute as the vision fades.
(Freedom Council): Mboagn (from the Aetherways) says, "We do so much work when we're all awake together."
(Freedom Council): Mboagn (from the Aetherways) says, "Let's not do this again."
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(Gaudi OOC): Afrit says, "Omg."
*chin*
A giant panda bounds into view, flanked by a gargantuan gorilla clad in golden plate armour. They both salute as the vision fades.
Timequake in Twilight Pagoda of Gloriana Forest for 1 minute.
You say, "Ah. We should escape."
(IronHart Conflagration): You say, "Apologies. I got distracted trying to reference scrolls and logs."
You recall that 2021/05/31 04:04:17 - Uzriel said:
"I think Xiran has proven that paperwork kills."
You recall that 2021/05/31 04:04:29 - Eritheyl said:
"What a noble way to die, though. I commend it! Paperwork is great."
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I'm still laughing too. xD
A giant panda bounds into view, flanked by a gargantuan gorilla clad in golden plate armour. They both salute as the vision fades.
Smiling, you ask, "How are you faring this moon?"
Fair Galaphyrae smiles and says, "I am quite well enough. What of you??"
You say, "I'm happy. I cleared some of my paperwork."
Fair Galaphyrae says, "A bit of fire and that's easily done."
Galaphyrae glances askance.
Xiran lets out a shocked laugh before dissolving into giggles.
You say, "Fair Galaphyrae! Why! Hrmm. I could never stand that close to a sconce. Perhaps if I accidentally stacked some books just so but."
Fair Galaphyrae says, "It always help to have a nice big candle right on the desk so you can ... see better."
Xiran clutches her sides, swinging to and fro as she laughs. Giggling, you say, "I see, I see."
Fair Galaphyrae says, "Or do it near a big open window and hope an owl swoops right in. Or perhaps a good-natured pixie."
You chew on your lip thoughtfully.
You say, "I mean, even a bad-natured pixie would do."
Galaphyrae cackles hellishly.
You grin mischievously at Galaphyrae.
Murmuring to herself, you say, "I'm going to have to get into the habit of carrying enough gold to replace a desk, now that I'm aware of the myriad ways to clear paperwork."
Fair Galaphyrae says, "Ah, just always be ready with a little rain."
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(IronHart Conflagration): Tyrus says, "But can they sing in tune?"
(IronHart Conflagration): Sulwh (from the Astral Plane) says, "If we aren't in tune enough, that means you haven't drank enough."
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Old Man Mountain is nice! You can't hit him!