That's because you're doing it wrong, bae. Steps to surviving winter:
Consider the ratio of body mass to scarf. When at least a third of your weight when fully clothed at midday is, in fact, composed of scarf, you are ready for step 2.
Never go the fuck outside because you're a delicate flower that wasn't built for this ridiculousness.
Wine.
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."
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With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
That's because you're doing it wrong, bae. Steps to surviving winter:
Consider the ratio of body mass to scarf. When at least a third of your weight when fully clothed at midday is, in fact, composed of scarf, you are ready for step 2.
Never go the fuck outside because you're a delicate flower that wasn't built for this ridiculousness.
Wine.
@Eritheyl I forced him outside because it was snowing, and 3AM, and 7/11 had chocolate-covered strawberry hot chocolate.
And then he sat outside with me >.> Even though it was -5C at that point and I was comfortably Canadian.
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@Eritheyl I forced him outside because it was snowing, and 3AM, and 7/11 had chocolate-covered strawberry hot chocolate.
And then he sat outside with me >.> Even though it was -5C at that point and I was comfortably Canadian.