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  • AkyaevinAkyaevin
    Arcanis said:
    Selenity said:
    Charune tells you, "I cannot forgive a golden firefly squid."

    Selenity tells you, "Xenthos murdered the blood of a Demon Lord."

    Oh god, not again. Here comes another hai'gloh.
    Magnagora! You must defend Celestia!
  • VhulaVhula
    Hunting in astral with @Feyr when company shows up. This log is preceded by me running.. running out of room to run.. and hoping for the best.

    You reach out to Mother Moon and feel her comforting nature surround you.
    4696h, 2912m, 4092e, 10p xb-
    (m&m): System paused.
    (p) 4696h, 2912m, 4092e, 10p xb-
    You have recovered equilibrium. (4.181s)
    (p) 4696h, 2987m, 4092e, 10p exb-(+75m, 2.4%)
    You watch in amazement as Nayl begins to cling to the branches in such a clever way that he
    maintains a great deal of freedom of action.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-(+157m, 5.0%)
    Nayl gives you the once over.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    Nayl carefully wipes all the poisons off of a red and black iron jakari.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    Nayl gives you the once over.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    You jump aside, narrowly avoiding the attack.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    Nayl gives you the once over.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    Nayl carefully wipes all the poisons off of a red and black iron jakari.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    Nayl gives you the once over.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    You jump aside, narrowly avoiding the attack.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    You feel yourself drawn to Mother Moon's bosom.
    Atop a platform bathed in moonlight.
    The massive Moon Dish sits regally atop the raised stone platform, its concave form collecting stray
    beams of moonlight. Floating slightly above the ground, Ysun, the Moon Priestess is surrounded by
    beams of silver light.
    You see a single exit leading down.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    To whom do you wish to tell?
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    A silver glow surrounds the Moon Dish.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    You sent the following message to Nayl: // HAH winning.
    Nayl would like you to know that: Oh. Ok. Sure. Why Not.
    (p) 4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p xb-
    (m&m): System unpaused.
    4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    Nayl tells you, "//Garg, didn't realise was forested."
    4696h, 3144m, 4092e, 10p exb-
    Nayl tells you, "//Well played."


    @Nayl - hope we keep meeting like this and that one day I'll be a decent challenge.
  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Daraius said:
    14) 2015/01/12 07:24:19 - Phedrae: "Guid day, Hallifax."
    15) 2015/01/12 08:14:49 - Marce: "Does anyvon know vere ze small silver bolt goes?"
    16) 2015/01/12 08:15:05 - Ilian: "Hail Hallifax."
    17) 2015/01/12 09:49:55 - Phedrae: "Am Ah allowed tae be 'n thes city? New Celest ur somethin'."
    18) 2015/01/12 09:50:19 - Marce: "I valked zrough it earlier, and vas not even spoken to!"
    19) 2015/01/12 09:51:01 - Phedrae: "Guid, guid. Ah dornt want tae cause trooble."
    20) 2015/01/12 10:42:25 - Marce: "Erm...I seem to haff run out of healing and faeleaf in ze Nexus 
    Vorld. Vould someone assist me?"

    Can't place your accent. Where did you say you were from again?
    My thought process when I read the same thing was something like.... "ZOMG, vampire trill. Kill it with fire!"
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • PortiusPortius Likes big books, cannot lie
    I think the other one was aiming at Scottish.
    Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
  • PortiusPortius Likes big books, cannot lie
    I'm not saying he hit Scottish! I don't know if that can be classified as any manner of accent actually found on earth. Just guessing he was probably maybe trying for that. I can totally see it as generically sort of Scandanavian as much as Scottish now that you mention it though.
    Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
  • VentidiusVentidius
    Daraius said:
    14) 2015/01/12 07:24:19 - Phedrae: "Guid day, Hallifax."
    15) 2015/01/12 08:14:49 - Marce: "Does anyvon know vere ze small silver bolt goes?"
    16) 2015/01/12 08:15:05 - Ilian: "Hail Hallifax."
    17) 2015/01/12 09:49:55 - Phedrae: "Am Ah allowed tae be 'n thes city? New Celest ur somethin'."
    18) 2015/01/12 09:50:19 - Marce: "I valked zrough it earlier, and vas not even spoken to!"
    19) 2015/01/12 09:51:01 - Phedrae: "Guid, guid. Ah dornt want tae cause trooble."
    20) 2015/01/12 10:42:25 - Marce: "Erm...I seem to haff run out of healing and faeleaf in ze Nexus 
    Vorld. Vould someone assist me?"

    Can't place your accent. Where did you say you were from again?
    Why can't we get someone with a cool accent in our city :(
    Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
    Kanaya <3
  • VentidiusVentidius
    Selenity said:
    Portius said:
    I think the other one was aiming at Scottish.
    Really? I heard this guy's voice when I read the one you're reading as Scottish:

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    While i went for
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    Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
    Kanaya <3
  • PhedraePhedrae
    Selenity said:
    Portius said:
    I think the other one was aiming at Scottish.
    Really? I heard this guy's voice when I read the one you're reading as Scottish:

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    Oh shit. I was going to RP as a shopkeeper merchant! Glad I didn't do it.

    :D I didn't realize people would take notice of little old me. Some of you were right! It's Scottish slang and phonics.
  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Phedrae said:
    Oh shit. I was going to RP as a shopkeeper merchant! Glad I didn't do it.

    :D I didn't realize people would take notice of little old me. Some of you were right! It's Scottish slang and phonics.
    Nac Mac Feegle - Always the better solution when you want to go for the Scottish slang.
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • VentidiusVentidius
    Phedrae said:
    Selenity said:
    Portius said:
    I think the other one was aiming at Scottish.
    Really? I heard this guy's voice when I read the one you're reading as Scottish:

    image
    Oh shit. I was going to RP as a shopkeeper merchant! Glad I didn't do it.

    :D I didn't realize people would take notice of little old me. Some of you were right! It's Scottish slang and phonics.
    I admire your candour sir, but why did you have to choose an accent which is second only to Welsh as the hardest one to understand. I'm English and I can barely understand them.
    Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
    Kanaya <3
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    I feel that this is a lost chance, none of you are even dwarven.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    (-2m)
    A sickly brownie tells you, "Erania misunderstands the feet of the fae."
    13:48:40.99|92%h|102%m|100%e|10p|99%en|99%w mBexk-

    You may drink another purgative or curing potion. (1.49)
    13:48:41.38|92%h|102%m|100%e|10p|99%en|99%w mBexk-

    Marcella swells triumphantly, bellowing out a manic "WAHA!!"

    *~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,*~,

    Marcella confirmed to be

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                          * * * ＷＲＡＣＫ ＡＮＤ ＲＯＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＤＥＡＴＨ ＡＮＤ ＰＡＩＮ * * *
                                         * * * ＬＥＴ'Ｓ ＦＥＥＬ ＴＨＥ ＦＥＡＲ ＯＦ ＤＥＡＴＨ ＡＧＡＩＮ * * *
              * * * ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＫＩＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＳＬＡＵＧＨＴＥＲ, ＥＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＳＬＡＩＮ * * *
      * * * ＩＮ ＲＡＶＡＧＩＮＧ ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＥＮＴＥＲＴＡＩＮ * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    Xenthos tells you, "Krokani breath! Have you seen a pound of flax?"

    Sorry for the double-post, but looks like @Xenthos finna start another war.
                          * * * ＷＲＡＣＫ ＡＮＤ ＲＯＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＤＥＡＴＨ ＡＮＤ ＰＡＩＮ * * *
                                         * * * ＬＥＴ'Ｓ ＦＥＥＬ ＴＨＥ ＦＥＡＲ ＯＦ ＤＥＡＴＨ ＡＧＡＩＮ * * *
              * * * ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＫＩＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＳＬＡＵＧＨＴＥＲ, ＥＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＳＬＡＩＮ * * *
      * * * ＩＮ ＲＡＶＡＧＩＮＧ ＷＥ'ＬＬ ＥＮＴＥＲＴＡＩＮ * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Ankaris tells you, "Yo! Faragan is following Faragan."



    Faraganception!
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • RilunaRiluna
    Since when did astral insanity become so quote worthy? :/

    Mayor Steingrim, the Grand Schema says to you, "Well, as I recall you kinda leave a mark whereever you go."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Since tweets got closed by a heavy-handed admin.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • SteingrimSteingrim
    Riluna said:
    Since when did astral insanity become so quote worthy? :/
    Since newer people started bashing astral. It is all shiny to them.
  • NeosNeos The Subtle Griefer
    Riluna said:
    Since when did astral insanity become so quote worthy? :/
    Astral Insanity has always been quote worthy imo. You get some pretty hilarious messages.
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    Celina said:
    You can't really same the same, can you?
    Zvoltz said:
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  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Neos said:
    Riluna said:
    Since when did astral insanity become so quote worthy? :/
    Astral Insanity has always been quote worthy imo. You get some pretty hilarious messages.
    Like.... Neos sticks out a long tongue and licks you where the sun don't shine? @-)
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    Yeah I still find some of them really funny. And the occasional times I get to see @Portius get down and wiggle them cheeks really brighten my day.
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • RilunaRiluna
    You could always try romance and seduction, rather than waiting for Soulless induced hallucinations. :D

    Mayor Steingrim, the Grand Schema says to you, "Well, as I recall you kinda leave a mark whereever you go."
  • AlaryAlary
    Daraius said:
    14) 2015/01/12 07:24:19 - Phedrae: "Guid day, Hallifax."
    15) 2015/01/12 08:14:49 - Marce: "Does anyvon know vere ze small silver bolt goes?"
    16) 2015/01/12 08:15:05 - Ilian: "Hail Hallifax."
    17) 2015/01/12 09:49:55 - Phedrae: "Am Ah allowed tae be 'n thes city? New Celest ur somethin'."
    18) 2015/01/12 09:50:19 - Marce: "I valked zrough it earlier, and vas not even spoken to!"
    19) 2015/01/12 09:51:01 - Phedrae: "Guid, guid. Ah dornt want tae cause trooble."
    20) 2015/01/12 10:42:25 - Marce: "Erm...I seem to haff run out of healing and faeleaf in ze Nexus 
    Vorld. Vould someone assist me?"

    Can't place your accent. Where did you say you were from again?
    Clearly they are both Jaegerkin and the invasion has started. Keep them away from the Jaegerbrew.
    Mysrai, the Beckoner Beyond the Maze intones, "Continue to manifest the paradigm of working, My Alary."
    The Divine voice of Camus the Cinderfly echoes in your head, "Thank you, once-body. I am happy that I fell into that eye."
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  • ArcanisArcanis
    You scoop up a handful of dirt and spit into it. Molding the fouled mud into a egg-shaped ball, it
    oozes pure oily taint and begins to pulse with a life of its own.





    Aww, it's kicking ^^
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    Tremula said:
    Xenthos tells you, "Krokani breath! Have you seen a pound of flax?"

    Sorry for the double-post, but looks like @Xenthos finna start another war.
    How silly!

    You store 1 flax in the rift, bringing the total to 3877.

    p flax
    It weights 1 ounce(s).

    I am already carrying around more than 242 pounds of flax!  I wouldn't even know what to do with another.  :(
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