QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

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  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy
    Oh hell naw, she did NOT insult your peace-pony.
  • NeosNeos The Subtle Griefer
    Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "One is stinky, one is bleedy."
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    Celina said:
    You can't really same the same, can you?
    Zvoltz said:
    "The Panthron"
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    edited March 2013
    Neos said:
    Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "One is stinky, one is bleedy."
    You're quoting the test server now?  Hmph.

    Edit: Fine, then.
    You wildly jab a ravenous crow-beaked bardiche at Laysus. You sense victory as you push the tip of your bardiche through his weakened chest cavity, easily parting muscles and ribs in a spray of gore. Exerting your strength, you lift his flailing body off the ground and let it slide down the shaft of your weapon, bringing his face to yours as his last spattered breath sprays blood over you.
    Laysus slides off the weapon and collapses to the ground in a heap of blood and guts, his chest now only a gaping hole.

    Woo.
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  • A crackling bonfire flares, as the third leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the second leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the first leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the fourth leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the third leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the second leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.

    For the record, there's only ONE starfish drying... Help, I don't even.
    Mysrai, the Beckoner Beyond the Maze intones, "Continue to manifest the paradigm of working, My Alary."
    The Divine voice of Camus the Cinderfly echoes in your head, "Thank you, once-body. I am happy that I fell into that eye."
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  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    Alary said:
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the third leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the second leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the first leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the fourth leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the third leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.
    3694h, 3791m, 3976e, 10p eSixd-
    A crackling bonfire flares, as the second leg of a starfish becomes stiff and unmoving.

    For the record, there's only ONE starfish drying... Help, I don't even.
    It helps to not water the starfish while it is trying to dry out.

    (Most likely the starfish was dropped, scooped up via acquisitio or some such, and then dropped again).
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  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Wobou said:
    This is a few weeks old but I'm going through old combat logs so sue me:

    (after dying to my team in a wargames)

    Elanorwen tells you, "Screw you and the horse you rode in o."

    You tell Elanorwen Nightshade, "I love you too."

    Elanorwen tells you, "You suck is what you do."

    You tell Elanorwen Nightshade, "It's true."
    No, that was after you were on my team, got empressed away, died to Enyalida's team... then ended up on Enyalida's team in the next wargames. I'm sure you can guess how frustrated I was there.
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy
    It's just a game
  • NeosNeos The Subtle Griefer
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    Celina said:
    You can't really same the same, can you?
    Zvoltz said:
    "The Panthron"
  • NeosNeos The Subtle Griefer
    Xenthos said:
    Neos said:
    Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "One is stinky, one is bleedy."
    You're quoting the test server now?  Hmph.

    Edit: Fine, then.
    You wildly jab a ravenous crow-beaked bardiche at Laysus. You sense victory as you push the tip of your bardiche through his weakened chest cavity, easily parting muscles and ribs in a spray of gore. Exerting your strength, you lift his flailing body off the ground and let it slide down the shaft of your weapon, bringing his face to yours as his last spattered breath sprays blood over you.
    Laysus slides off the weapon and collapses to the ground in a heap of blood and guts, his chest now only a gaping hole.

    Woo.
    I could quote something funnier from the test server if you want.
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    Celina said:
    You can't really same the same, can you?
    Zvoltz said:
    "The Panthron"
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    Agent Ankastra, Vespertine Space Pirate (Male Ascendant Changeling).

    This is incorrect on a couple of different levels.
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  • NeosNeos The Subtle Griefer
    edited March 2013
    The people have spoken.

    11:58:14.808 Iosai the Anomaly says, "Time to zap xenthos!"
    11:58:19.221 Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "Too late!"
    11:58:21.672 Iosai takes a moment out of Her busy schedule to thoroughly examine the worth of Xenthos's existence.
    11:58:21.672 Shaking Her head and tutting loudly at what She sees, She temporarily snuffs out his life, muttering to Herself about the delicacies of the weft of the Fates.
    11:58:21.672 Xenthos has been slain by Iosai.
    11:58:21.672 Xenthos drops a group of 3 coal pieces.
    11:58:21.673 Having been too much for the mortal threads of Xenthos, he screams in agony as flames engulf his body and burn it to a crisp.

    And:

    11:59:10.108 Xenthos freezes in place, and you watch in awe as he is quickly transformed into a small, but lovely, shrubbery.
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    Celina said:
    You can't really same the same, can you?
    Zvoltz said:
    "The Panthron"
  • EritheylEritheyl ** Trigger Warning **
    Pruxi weaves his hands in intricately complex patterns. The air around him warps and suddenly 
    Thantos is standing before you in his place.

    Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Eternal Flame.

    Thantos's features shimmer and melt away, revealing Pruxi standing before you.
    Thantos steps out of Thantos, trailing sparkling motes of light.

    Thantos leaves to the west.
    A Red Hand of the Illuminati says, "Walk toward enlightenment, seeker."

    ...awkward?
    Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."

    -

    With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    Tic tic. Tic. Tic tic. More and more the ticking continues, growing steady, regular.
    Tic. Tic tic tic. Tic tic tic tic tic. Tictictictictictictic.

    (Peasantface): Synkarin says, "-boom-."

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  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    (Peasantface): Celina says, "I think i might have a tantrum melt down on envoys if this is something new for bards."
    11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-
    ---[ OOC ANNOUNCEMENT ]-----------------------------( 2013/03/25 04:22:39 )---
    The Harbingers Guild have gained the new tertiary skillchoice of Dramaturgy.
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    11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-

    (Peasantface): Lerad says, "Where did all the bards go."
    11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25145w mBelrxk<>-

    (Peasantface): Shuyin says, "Rofl."
    11786h, 4106m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-

    (Peasantface): Celina says, "...."
    11786h, 4106m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-

    (Peasantface): Synkarin says, "Lol."

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  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    I just...I don't...I can't express..ALKFHKSAHFLKASJHFKHSDKFHBDJCNBE
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  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Celina said:
    I just...I don't...I can't express..ALKFHKSAHFLKASJHFKHSDKFHBDJCNBE
    I agree... where's meh new nuke primary spec? :(
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • NeosNeos The Subtle Griefer
    Xenthos said:
    (Peasantface): Celina says, "I think i might have a tantrum melt down on envoys if this is something new for bards."
    11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-
    ---[ OOC ANNOUNCEMENT ]-----------------------------( 2013/03/25 04:22:39 )---
    The Harbingers Guild have gained the new tertiary skillchoice of Dramaturgy.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-

    (Peasantface): Lerad says, "Where did all the bards go."
    11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25145w mBelrxk<>-

    (Peasantface): Shuyin says, "Rofl."
    11786h, 4106m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-

    (Peasantface): Celina says, "...."
    11786h, 4106m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-

    (Peasantface): Synkarin says, "Lol."

    The promise was unfulfilled though!
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    Celina said:
    You can't really same the same, can you?
    Zvoltz said:
    "The Panthron"
  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    edited March 2013
    edit: WHATEVS. Climax jokes go.
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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    From the IRC:

    [7:15] Tacita
    I now have enough inspiration to climax.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • You poke Zynna in the eye with two fingers, who then falls backwards onto her bum. Zynna rolls into herself, who does a bellyflop onto the ground. Zynna attempts to stand, but instead slams her head into herself's groin, who then somersaults over Zynna. As Zynna flips end over end, her feet plunge into herself's stomach, who goes flying backwards. Zynna crashes into herself, and they both go sprawling down in a tangle of flailing limbs.

    For 5050 damage!
  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Iytha said:
    You poke Zynna in the eye with two fingers, who then falls backwards onto her bum. Zynna rolls into herself, who does a bellyflop onto the ground. Zynna attempts to stand, but instead slams her head into herself's groin, who then somersaults over Zynna. As Zynna flips end over end, her feet plunge into herself's stomach, who goes flying backwards. Zynna crashes into herself, and they both go sprawling down in a tangle of flailing limbs.

    For 5050 damage!
    I smell a bug right there.
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • Already reported. It just struck me as amusing.
  • Iytha said:
    You poke Zynna in the eye with two fingers, who then falls backwards onto her bum. Zynna rolls into herself, who does a bellyflop onto the ground. Zynna attempts to stand, but instead slams her head into herself's groin, who then somersaults over Zynna. As Zynna flips end over end, her feet plunge into herself's stomach, who goes flying backwards. Zynna crashes into herself, and they both go sprawling down in a tangle of flailing limbs.

    For 5050 damage!
    All I can imagine is one of those Loony Toons clouds, with limbs flying about, ending with her all it a pretzel o.=.O

    .oO---~---Oo.

    "Perfect. Please move quickly to the next post, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the signature are not part of this test."

    NARF!

  • EritheylEritheyl ** Trigger Warning **
    Oh god that's amazing.
    Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."

    -

    With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
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  • EritheylEritheyl ** Trigger Warning **
    A stalk of faeleaf says, "I'm an herb!"
    Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."

    -

    With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
  • You didn't post slug-Morshoth? And you beating your husband with salt? Because that was really amusing.
    Mysrai, the Beckoner Beyond the Maze intones, "Continue to manifest the paradigm of working, My Alary."
    The Divine voice of Camus the Cinderfly echoes in your head, "Thank you, once-body. I am happy that I fell into that eye."
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