Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "One is stinky, one is bleedy."
You're quoting the test server now? Hmph.
Edit: Fine, then. You wildly jab a ravenous crow-beaked bardiche at Laysus. You sense victory as you push the tip of your bardiche through his weakened chest cavity, easily parting muscles and ribs in a spray of gore. Exerting your strength, you lift his flailing body off the ground and let it slide down the shaft of your weapon, bringing his face to yours as his last spattered breath sprays blood over you. Laysus slides off the weapon and collapses to the ground in a heap of blood and guts, his chest now only a gaping hole.
This is a few weeks old but I'm going through old combat logs so sue me:
(after dying to my team in a wargames)
Elanorwen tells you, "Screw you and the horse you rode in o."
You tell Elanorwen Nightshade, "I love you too."
Elanorwen tells you, "You suck is what you do."
You tell Elanorwen Nightshade, "It's true."
No, that was after you were on my team, got empressed away, died to Enyalida's team... then ended up on Enyalida's team in the next wargames. I'm sure you can guess how frustrated I was there.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "One is stinky, one is bleedy."
You're quoting the test server now? Hmph.
Edit: Fine, then. You wildly jab a ravenous crow-beaked bardiche at Laysus. You sense victory as you push the tip of your bardiche through his weakened chest cavity, easily parting muscles and ribs in a spray of gore. Exerting your strength, you lift his flailing body off the ground and let it slide down the shaft of your weapon, bringing his face to yours as his last spattered breath sprays blood over you. Laysus slides off the weapon and collapses to the ground in a heap of blood and guts, his chest now only a gaping hole.
Woo.
I could quote something funnier from the test server if you want.
11:58:14.808 Iosai the Anomaly says, "Time to zap xenthos!" 11:58:19.221 Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "Too late!" 11:58:21.672 Iosai takes a moment out of Her busy schedule to thoroughly examine the worth of Xenthos's existence. 11:58:21.672 Shaking Her head and tutting loudly at what She sees, She temporarily snuffs out his life, muttering to Herself about the delicacies of the weft of the Fates. 11:58:21.672 Xenthos has been slain by Iosai. 11:58:21.672 Xenthos drops a group of 3 coal pieces. 11:58:21.673 Having been too much for the mortal threads of Xenthos, he screams in agony as flames engulf his body and burn it to a crisp.
And:
11:59:10.108 Xenthos freezes in place, and you watch in awe as he is quickly transformed into a small, but lovely, shrubbery.
(Peasantface): Celina says, "I think i might have a tantrum melt down on envoys if this is something new for bards." 11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>- ---[ OOC ANNOUNCEMENT ]-----------------------------( 2013/03/25 04:22:39 )--- The Harbingers Guild have gained the new tertiary skillchoice of Dramaturgy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-
(Peasantface): Lerad says, "Where did all the bards go." 11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25145w mBelrxk<>-
(Peasantface): Celina says, "I think i might have a tantrum melt down on envoys if this is something new for bards." 11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>- ---[ OOC ANNOUNCEMENT ]-----------------------------( 2013/03/25 04:22:39 )--- The Harbingers Guild have gained the new tertiary skillchoice of Dramaturgy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-
(Peasantface): Lerad says, "Where did all the bards go." 11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25145w mBelrxk<>-
[7:15] Tacita I now have enough inspiration to climax.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
You poke Zynna in the eye with two fingers, who then falls backwards onto her bum. Zynna rolls into herself, who does a bellyflop onto the ground. Zynna attempts to stand, but instead slams her head into herself's groin, who then somersaults over Zynna. As Zynna flips end over end, her feet plunge into herself's stomach, who goes flying backwards. Zynna crashes into herself, and they both go sprawling down in a tangle of flailing limbs.
You poke Zynna in the eye with two fingers, who then falls backwards onto her bum. Zynna rolls into herself, who does a bellyflop onto the ground. Zynna attempts to stand, but instead slams her head into herself's groin, who then somersaults over Zynna. As Zynna flips end over end, her feet plunge into herself's stomach, who goes flying backwards. Zynna crashes into herself, and they both go sprawling down in a tangle of flailing limbs.
For 5050 damage!
I smell a bug right there.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
You poke Zynna in the eye with two fingers, who then falls backwards onto her bum. Zynna rolls into herself, who does a bellyflop onto the ground. Zynna attempts to stand, but instead slams her head into herself's groin, who then somersaults over Zynna. As Zynna flips end over end, her feet plunge into herself's stomach, who goes flying backwards. Zynna crashes into herself, and they both go sprawling down in a tangle of flailing limbs.
For 5050 damage!
All I can imagine is one of those Loony Toons clouds, with limbs flying about, ending with her all it a pretzel o.=.O
.oO---~---Oo.
"Perfect. Please move quickly to the next post, as the effects of
prolonged exposure to the signature are not part of this test."
The floor shakes as Thul fires a blast that slams into Enigma's Gambit [Gambit]. Enigma's Gambit [Gambit] suddenly collapses on herself! Enigma's Gambit has been destroyed by The Great Arachnid. Ioni has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit. You see the death occur at Port Turret. (?) Morbo has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit. You see the death occur at A crystalline observation platform. (?) Shedrin has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit. You see the death occur at Bow Turret. (?) Nelras has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit. You see the death occur at A crystalline observation platform. (?) Vivet has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit. You see the death occur at Among conduits of translucent crystal. (?) Ciaran has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit. You see the death occur at Starboard Turret. (?) Sidonie has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel. You see the death occur at Halls of Rejuvenation. (?) Scax has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel. You see the death occur at A very boring room. Change this. (?) Eldanien has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel. You see the death occur at Artillery Room: Redemption. (?) Steingrim has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel. You see the death occur at Artillery Room: Repentance. (?) Kelly has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel. You see the death occur at Main Cannon: Salvation. (?) Saoirse has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel. You see the death occur at The Bridge of the Archangel. (?) Malicia has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel. You see the death occur at Main Cannon: Salvation. (?)
Was discussing marriage and the seeming lack of eligible candidates for such with Synkarin. Minutes later, I took someone on a tour of the Dark Nest, explaining the aspects of Crow... and I get this:
You incline your head politely to Blood Thirst, the Shadow of Crow. You have a sudden desire for carnal contact.
Even Crow knows my woes.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Comments
Signature!
Edit: Fine, then.
You wildly jab a ravenous crow-beaked bardiche at Laysus. You sense victory as you push the tip of your bardiche through his weakened chest cavity, easily parting muscles and ribs in a spray of gore. Exerting your strength, you lift his flailing body off the ground and let it slide down the shaft of your weapon, bringing his face to yours as his last spattered breath sprays blood over you.
Laysus slides off the weapon and collapses to the ground in a heap of blood and guts, his chest now only a gaping hole.
Woo.
(Most likely the starfish was dropped, scooped up via acquisitio or some such, and then dropped again).
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Spindle has completed the Status achievement.
Spindle has completed the Score! achievement.
Spindle has completed the Where Am I? achievement.
Signature!
Signature!
This is incorrect on a couple of different levels.
11:58:14.808 Iosai the Anomaly says, "Time to zap xenthos!"
11:58:19.221 Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "Too late!"
11:58:21.672 Iosai takes a moment out of Her busy schedule to thoroughly examine the worth of Xenthos's existence.
11:58:21.672 Shaking Her head and tutting loudly at what She sees, She temporarily snuffs out his life, muttering to Herself about the delicacies of the weft of the Fates.
11:58:21.672 Xenthos has been slain by Iosai.
11:58:21.672 Xenthos drops a group of 3 coal pieces.
11:58:21.673 Having been too much for the mortal threads of Xenthos, he screams in agony as flames engulf his body and burn it to a crisp.
And:
11:59:10.108 Xenthos freezes in place, and you watch in awe as he is quickly transformed into a small, but lovely, shrubbery.
Signature!
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Tic. Tic tic tic. Tic tic tic tic tic. Tictictictictictictic.
(Peasantface): Synkarin says, "-boom-."
11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-
---[ OOC ANNOUNCEMENT ]-----------------------------( 2013/03/25 04:22:39 )---
The Harbingers Guild have gained the new tertiary skillchoice of Dramaturgy.
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11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-
(Peasantface): Lerad says, "Where did all the bards go."
11786h, 4178m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25145w mBelrxk<>-
(Peasantface): Shuyin says, "Rofl."
11786h, 4106m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-
(Peasantface): Celina says, "...."
11786h, 4106m, 8009e, 10p, 25145en, 25131w mBelrxk<>-
(Peasantface): Synkarin says, "Lol."
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Signature!
[7:15] Tacita
I now have enough inspiration to climax.
For 5050 damage!
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
NARF!
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Enigma's Gambit [Gambit] suddenly collapses on herself!
Enigma's Gambit has been destroyed by The Great Arachnid.
Ioni has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Port Turret. (?)
Morbo has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at A crystalline observation platform. (?)
Shedrin has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Bow Turret. (?)
Nelras has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at A crystalline observation platform. (?)
Vivet has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Among conduits of translucent crystal. (?)
Ciaran has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Starboard Turret. (?)
Sidonie has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel.
You see the death occur at Halls of Rejuvenation. (?)
Scax has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel.
You see the death occur at A very boring room. Change this. (?)
Eldanien has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel.
You see the death occur at Artillery Room: Redemption. (?)
Steingrim has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel.
You see the death occur at Artillery Room: Repentance. (?)
Kelly has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel.
You see the death occur at Main Cannon: Salvation. (?)
Saoirse has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel.
You see the death occur at The Bridge of the Archangel. (?)
Malicia has died in the imploded wreckage of Archangel.
You see the death occur at Main Cannon: Salvation. (?)
You incline your head politely to Blood Thirst, the Shadow of Crow.
You have a sudden desire for carnal contact.
Even Crow knows my woes.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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