QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Rivius

Cheesy humour!

Ur'Trooper Lothringen d'Murani yells, "I like cheese!"

Ur'Trooper Lothringen d'Murani yells, "I like cheese!"

Ur'Trooper Lothringen d'Murani yells, "I like cheese!"

(Team): You say, "Whoa."

(Team): Marcella says, "He really, really likes cheese."

(Team): You say, "He -really- likes cheese."

Ur'Trooper Lothringen d'Murani yells, "I like cheese!"

Lothringen

The perils of not properly curing fractureskull!

Elanorwen

Lothringen said:

The perils of not properly curing fractureskull!

Eh, just invest in some cheese platters, heh.

Lavinya

Tridemon has been summarily beheaded by Leolamins d'Murani, the Undead Axe.
You see the death occur at the Great Starry Sea.

Kagato has been shocked into an early grave by Leolamins d'Murani, the Undead Axe.
You see the death occur at the Great Starry Sea.

(Magnagora): Nakarel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Leolamins is one of those people who show mercy only when they SHOWOFF RING."

Xenthos

That is some ring...

Nakarel

(Newbie): Ayhan says, "Not entirely. If you use the Ant Queen, you can still participate in the funk quests."

Zyphora

(The Assimilated): Shedrin says, "I used to enjoy teaching novices."

(The Assimilated): Shedrin says, "Then I got GM and got all jaded!"

(The Assimilated): Shedrin says, "Now I'm an old bittervet."

  

(The Assimilated): Shedrin says, "Get off mah lawn."

(The Assimilated): Ollie says, "You forgot whippersnappers."

(The Assimilated): Shedrin says, "Back in my day, we didn't have collegiums!"

(The Assimilated): Shedrin says, "We walked uphill both ways with just GNT!"

Siam

Wyrdenwood Crow Swoop:

(Peasantface): Morkarion says, ""A giant pair of limbs grabs you and hoists you up infront of a giant tree. You realise after a few seconds that you find yourself staring face to face with the angry wood itself, its eyes piercing through you as it whispers "BOO!" The shock causes your heart to stop in fear.""

Siam

Wyrdenwood Crow Swoop:

(Peasantface): Morkarion says, ""A giant pair of limbs grabs you and hoists you up infront of a giant tree. You realise after a few seconds that you find yourself staring face to face with the angry wood itself, its eyes piercing through you as it whispers "BOO!" The shock causes your heart to stop in fear.""

edit:

I forgot my aliases were disabled, so...

M hag

You tell Marina, "Hag."

M miss

You tell Marina, "Miss."

Marina tells you, "Goat."

M hag

You tell Marina, "Hag."

Marina oh gods

You tell Marina, "Oh gods."

Marina tells you, "Soggy bear."

Marina tells you, "We can keep going."

Marina Pretty faeling!

You tell Marina, "Pretty faeling!"

Marina tells you, "...handsome and luscious man meat worthy of snuggling on the coldest night?"

marina word

You tell Marina, "Word."

Shaddus

Mid hunting:


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Sending: generator beam ice

Pressing your finger into the round trigger hole in the base of your beam generator sends reagents 

racing through conduits to the opposite end where a spark ignites at the three-pronged crystal tip. 

With a loud burst, a beam of blue-white light shoots from your generator and slams into a rime-

veined ice bear, burning the air around him as the energy spreads across his body.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a soot-blackened tinderbox turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a sapphire vial turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a blank sketch turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a blank sketch turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a blank sketch turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a blank sketch turns to dust in your hands.

Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.

It is now the 13th of Estar, 351 years after the Coming of Estarra.

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Snarling, a rime-veined ice bear catches your arm between his massive jaws and bites, shattering it 

with a vicious crunch.

3555h, 4717m, 5340e, 10p, 19720en, 24612w Bxkd-(apply mending to arms)(-520h, 11.7%) 

You bleed 109 health.

3446h, 4717m, 5340e, 10p, 19720en, 24612w Bxkd-(-109h, 2.4%) 

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

3446h, 4717m, 5340e, 10p, 19720en, 24626w Bxkd-(sip health)

I don't see the container here from which you wish to apply some salve.

3446h, 4717m, 5340e, 10p, 19720en, 24626w Bxkd-

What is it that you wish to drink?

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(apply mending to arms)

(sip health)

I don't see the container here from which you wish to apply some salve.

3446h, 4537m, 5340e, 10p, 19720en, 24590w Bxkd- (0.973s)

Nakarel

I feel bad keeping this to myself since all can benefit from its associations.
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(Newbie): Marcella says, "Corpses drop things automatically when killed, and you can usually collect corpses to do things with them."

(Newbie): Ashven says, "Errr....What kind of...things?"

Tacita

Whilst quoting yourself is bad form, I had to thank Aleyah for the setup:

Lady Aleyah Shee-Slaugh, Song of the Wyrd smiles and says to you, "Congratulations on your daughter."

Deadpan, you say, "It would seem I do indeed have the ability to procreate with great skill."

Xenthos opens his mouth as if to say something, but pauses.

Lady Aleyah Shee-Slaugh, Song of the Wyrd says, "...On finding your daughter."

Ciaran

(The Assimilated): Hiriako (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hiri took his son hunting."

(The Assimilated): Hiriako (from the Astral Plane) says, "The kid's actually keeping up with me on 

astral links. I'm happy."

.. under 5 seconds later ..

Hiriako became the target of a hulking three-horned bull's violent rage.

You see the death occur at a lifeless plaza.  (5092, 5093, 5091, ...)

From your knowledge, that room might be in Astrosphere of Taurus.

Eritheyl

Your masochistic tendencies go into remission.

Shulamit pulls a heavy iron tome from her backpack as she stares at you. She proceeds to read a  boring account of her entire life up to this point causing you to yawn, at which point she slams the tome down on your head.

Your insomnia has cleared up.

You are afflicted with stupidity.

You are afflicted with deadened.

Your enhanced movement repels paralysis.

You are afflicted with dementia.

I laughed

Ssaliss

Made me giggle a little.

Druidess Kalia Ysav'rai says to Nyes, "Go first?"

Nyes passionately presents her case, fervently arguing her points with emotional appeals. After a dramatic pause, Kalia exposes the argument as nothing more than a baseless form of emotional blackmail.
Face burning red, Nyes throws up her hands in exasperation and curses loudly, obviously too discombobulated to engage in further debate.

Poor little ones practicing debating. Literally one-hit knockout.

Kagato

Lavinya said:

Tridemon has been summarily beheaded by Leolamins d'Murani, the Undead Axe.
You see the death occur at the Great Starry Sea.

Kagato has been shocked into an early grave by Leolamins d'Murani, the Undead Axe.
You see the death occur at the Great Starry Sea.

(Magnagora): Nakarel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Leolamins is one of those people who show mercy only when they SHOWOFF RING."

Meh, I got him back afterwards with a judgement kill, of all things

Tacita

Agent Ankastra d'Illici, Vespertine Space Pirate says to you, "Mumthing, I'm a Limp Usurper."

Xenthos

Thul continues to ink your tattoo, and the pain is so great that you find yourself gritting your teeth.
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A tightening sensation in your shoulders causes you to stretch, beautiful wings of ice spreading wide behind you as you twist about, working the muscles.
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Thul continues to ink your tattoo, and the pain is so great that you find yourself gritting your teeth.
11586h, 5924m, 9612e, 10p, 23630en, 29690w mBelrxk<>-
Inkmaster Thul d'Illici says, "Cut that out, I'm working here."

Shaddus

The floor shakes as Shedrin fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.

A black dragon suddenly explodes!

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 85.

You have reached the illustrious level of 1st Circle of the Fates.

You have received 21 Bound Credits! 

I like this already.

Karlach

Speaking through Ingwe, the voice of Shikari says, "And for the first time in my existence, I laughed."

The taunting screams of your most loathed nemesis resound in your head, rising to an excruciating crescendo until you are brought to your knees by the infuriating, insufferable cacophony of voices.

Jeez @Shikari, the story was good enough it didn't need sound props! (Best time for a delusional parasite trigger to go off ever.)

Elanorwen

Not sure if this is the proper place, but... a description that made me do a triple (not double) take on it:

He is a noble merian and has the appearance of a two-headed dolphin with human-fists emerging from both of his mouths as well as two arms coming from his body where the pectoral fins normally would be. Each hand has a pair dolphin's eyes, and a snout made of the same texture as the hand emerging from the center of its palm. The dolphin parts are light blue on top and white on the bottom. It walks on two of the hands and uses the other two as upper limbs. He is wearing a plain grey tunic and plain grey trousers.


Someone care to explain what freak of nature this is?

Siam

It's an Illuminati experiment!

Eritheyl

Elanorwen said:

Not sure if this is the proper place, but... a description that made me do a triple (not double) take on it:

He is a noble merian and has the appearance of a two-headed dolphin with human-fists emerging from both of his mouths as well as two arms coming from his body where the pectoral fins normally would be. Each hand has a pair dolphin's eyes, and a snout made of the same texture as the hand emerging from the center of its palm. The dolphin parts are light blue on top and white on the bottom. It walks on two of the hands and uses the other two as upper limbs. He is wearing a plain grey tunic and plain grey trousers.


Someone care to explain what freak of nature this is?

The newest inhabitant of my nightmares, THANKS.

Cthazoth

Siam said:

It's an Illuminati experiment!

Makes a disturbing amount of sense.

Shaddus

Ciaran walks up into the sky, as though upon invisible stairs.

4548h, 5460m, 5460e, 10p, 20180en, 25340w BesSix-

A hocuspocus illusion comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

4548h, 5460m, 5460e, 10p, 20180en, 25340w BesSix-

Tacita has been slain by Ollie.

Your eye immediately notices the flaws in what is obviously an illusion.


Rofl.

Tacita

Shaddus said:

Ciaran walks up into the sky, as though upon invisible stairs.

4548h, 5460m, 5460e, 10p, 20180en, 25340w BesSix-

A hocuspocus illusion comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

4548h, 5460m, 5460e, 10p, 20180en, 25340w BesSix-

Tacita has been slain by Ollie.

Your eye immediately notices the flaws in what is obviously an illusion.


Rofl.

What. I wasn't even there. Why would you illusion that?

Shaddus

It was more about the illusion falling than anything else.

Eritheyl

(Chaos Carnival): Themius says, "Do SQUADS..."

The following squads are supporting the Grand Dominion of Gaudiguch:

Association of Sodomy Supporters led by Ixchilgal.

Well then.

Ileein

That sounds much more like a Hallifaxian squad to me...

Rivius

Shaddus said:

It was more about the illusion falling than anything else.

How does an illusion fall?