I did that the first time I saw one and haven't been able to unsee it since. Let's be fair: if there were gonna be lesbian birds flitting about anywhere, it'd be in Hallifax.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
While running from a pack of assistants at the Asylum, this happened:
The whistling of the wind overhead becomes unbearable and you have mere moments to comprehend your fate. A large elevator comes down upon your head with tremendous force, shattering your skeleton into a thousand pieces and crushing you into a pulp.
You have been slain by a large elevator.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
You have been slain by a large elevator.
You shuffle off the last remaining ties to your mortal coil and set yourself free to begin your journey... (snip)
Eicia tells you, "Are you okay?"
You tell Eicia Hartfire, Grandmistress of Discipline, "I suffered a crushing defeat, but I was able to pray for salvation and found my spirits lifted once more. I'll resume my quest to elevate myself to the circle of Demigod."
(Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): You say, "#elevatorpuns."
(Fraternitatis Dreadnoughticum): Aubrey (from the Aetherways) says, "Are wrong on so many levels?"
(Market): You say, "Seeking a tattooist. Extra commission available for tattoos capable of preventing me from being crushed by an elevator."
Doman tells you, "Only tattoo that'll do that is if someone tattoos the inside of your eyelids with a warning about elevators."
Heeee. I was being a little pompous there, I will admit! Come on, let me have at least that little badge of pride in RNGjesus and aeonics.
And that's only 'cause they were just damaging me without hindering. The moment they land uncon or aeon I go pop.
Edit: Context for the above. Standing in the harbour shallows, waiting for Cerin to come back in. Already had status on Ratanu and was just being wailed on.
(I'm the mom of Hallifax btw, so if you are in Hallifax please call me mom.)
== Professional Girl Gamer == Yes I play games Yes I'm a girl get over it
Jeez mang. I'm not even going to stoop to post the things you sent me 'cause I don't do that. Sorry I offended you. I am sincerely sorry I rubbed you the wrong way.
I didn't last a day in Achaea. I can't handle the stress there.
Edit: I went to astral, I'm still about, just so you know.
Edit * 2: Why do people always quote me? Like.. I mean.. Everyone quotes me. I get I stuff up a lot but calm down guys. I'm not the only person who screws up and gets heated. Maybe I am. I probably need a break from this game now that I think about it.
(I'm the mom of Hallifax btw, so if you are in Hallifax please call me mom.)
== Professional Girl Gamer == Yes I play games Yes I'm a girl get over it
>be me >be a newbie axelord >be training with guild admin, who is also an axelord >late at night, past bedtime. Playing anyway >working on weapon enhancement, get told enemies are coming >trying to help, fighting people a lot stronger than me >died >notevenmad.jpg >practice makes perfect, comes back for more. Spend 80 power on hindering and attacks >raiders talk trash, raiders get bored, most head to nil >be ready for bed, post funny quote from fight. >be sent angry ooc tells. Post them too. >salt is love, salt is life >qq >sent messages while I'm asleep too >notevenmad-2.jpg
Comments
4 ) 2016/04/23 19:34:41 - Versalean: "Lol, you're obsessed."
5 ) 2016/04/23 19:35:11 - Tiarnis: "Obssessed? PFT! i've only been playing for less than a day - game time. It's a writing/rp challenge!"
6 ) 2016/04/23 19:35:37 - Versalean: "You tried to flirt with a tree earlier. If that isn't obsession I've never seen it!"
7 ) 2016/04/23 19:35:55 - Tiarnis: "Practice, the tree was sentient."
8 ) 2016/04/23 19:36:08 - Versalean: "But... think of the splinters."
9 ) 2016/04/23 19:36:36 - Versalean: "TIL that dreamweaving/wyrdenwood is a cool combo."
10) 2016/04/23 19:36:39 - Tiarnis: "Like I've said, it's "FLIRTING" and not "Sexing' note the different there? Shame on you!"
11) 2016/04/23 19:36:53 - Versalean: "You can still get pregnant from flirting. Sheesh."
12) 2016/04/23 19:37:38 - Tiarnis: "Maybe cause you're a tree. "like "oopies! i sneezed pollen/inhaled pollen from a strange tree I was talking to"."
13) 2016/04/23 19:37:43 - Tiarnis: "Bam! pregnant."
14) 2016/04/23 19:37:45 - Versalean: "Lol."
15) 2016/04/23 19:38:10 - Tylwyth: "Like, do trees find the wind sexy?"
16) 2016/04/23 19:38:24 - Tylwyth: "Is saying" it's s breezy day" a comeon?"
17) 2016/04/23 19:38:38 - Versalean: "I'm getting horny. Say it again."
18) 2016/04/23 19:38:39 - Tiarnis: "Sex by distance. puts a new meaning in loooong distance relationships."
19) 2016/04/23 19:41:12 - Tylwyth: "It's a very windy day."
20) 2016/04/23 19:41:27 - Versalean: "I'm gonna need a moment to myself."
Doman tells you, "Only tattoo that'll do that is if someone tattoos the inside of your eyelids with a warning about elevators."
over two minutes to kill me."
Martyr Yarith Shevat, M.TS, A.D.M.T.P says, "Good luck."
Martyr Yarith Shevat, M.TS, A.D.M.T.P says, "That's together."
And that's only 'cause they were just damaging me without hindering. The moment they land uncon or aeon I go pop.
Edit: Context for the above. Standing in the harbour shallows, waiting for Cerin to come back in. Already had status on Ratanu and was just being wailed on.
== Professional Girl Gamer ==
Yes I play games
Yes I'm a girl
get over it
Sorry I offended you. I am sincerely sorry I rubbed you the wrong way.
I didn't last a day in Achaea. I can't handle the stress there.
Edit: I went to astral, I'm still about, just so you know.
Edit * 2: Why do people always quote me? Like.. I mean.. Everyone quotes me. I get I stuff up a lot but calm down guys. I'm not the only person who screws up and gets heated. Maybe I am. I probably need a break from this game now that I think about it.
== Professional Girl Gamer ==
Yes I play games
Yes I'm a girl
get over it
>tries to name and shame on the forums
Pls no implying arrows this is the wrong website
>be a newbie axelord
>be training with guild admin, who is also an axelord
>late at night, past bedtime. Playing anyway
>working on weapon enhancement, get told enemies are coming
>trying to help, fighting people a lot stronger than me
>died
>notevenmad.jpg
>practice makes perfect, comes back for more. Spend 80 power on hindering and attacks
>raiders talk trash, raiders get bored, most head to nil
>be ready for bed, post funny quote from fight.
>be sent angry ooc tells. Post them too.
>salt is love, salt is life
>qq
>sent messages while I'm asleep too
>notevenmad-2.jpg
Am I doing this right?