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  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Zouviqil said:
    You are wielding a cuddly, brown-furred teddy bear in your left hand.

    With a puzzled frown, Xeria whispers to Avurekhos, "Why is Zouviqil wielding a 
    teddy bear?"

    Xeria whispers to Avurekhos, "Is it a new type of weapon?"

    Chief Avurekhos Myeras, Jaguar Scout says, "It's her primary weapon of choice, 
    she uses it to beat the cuddles into people that have been bad."
    She wants to be a pyromancer called Annie and have a giant teddy bear pet called Tibbers.
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness
    Elanorwen said:
    Zouviqil said:
    You are wielding a cuddly, brown-furred teddy bear in your left hand.

    With a puzzled frown, Xeria whispers to Avurekhos, "Why is Zouviqil wielding a 
    teddy bear?"

    Xeria whispers to Avurekhos, "Is it a new type of weapon?"

    Chief Avurekhos Myeras, Jaguar Scout says, "It's her primary weapon of choice, 
    she uses it to beat the cuddles into people that have been bad."
    She wants to be a pyromancer called Annie and have a giant teddy bear pet called Tibbers.
    Should totally have her name her bear "Tibbers" now...
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Yeah someone in the game already has a pet teddy called Tibbers.



  • RaeriRaeri
    Elanorwen said:
    Zouviqil said:
    You are wielding a cuddly, brown-furred teddy bear in your left hand.

    With a puzzled frown, Xeria whispers to Avurekhos, "Why is Zouviqil wielding a 
    teddy bear?"

    Xeria whispers to Avurekhos, "Is it a new type of weapon?"

    Chief Avurekhos Myeras, Jaguar Scout says, "It's her primary weapon of choice, 
    she uses it to beat the cuddles into people that have been bad."
    She wants to be a pyromancer called Annie and have a giant teddy bear pet called Tibbers.
    One that wanders off on its own frequently so that they can ask people if anyone's seen it? >.>

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  • ElanorwenElanorwen The White Falconess
    Raeri said:
    Elanorwen said:
    Zouviqil said:
    You are wielding a cuddly, brown-furred teddy bear in your left hand.

    With a puzzled frown, Xeria whispers to Avurekhos, "Why is Zouviqil wielding a 
    teddy bear?"

    Xeria whispers to Avurekhos, "Is it a new type of weapon?"

    Chief Avurekhos Myeras, Jaguar Scout says, "It's her primary weapon of choice, 
    she uses it to beat the cuddles into people that have been bad."
    She wants to be a pyromancer called Annie and have a giant teddy bear pet called Tibbers.
    One that wanders off on its own frequently so that they can ask people if anyone's seen it? >.>
    Right on the money there. Then again, nowadays it's more the bear wandering and asking anyone's seen his mistress.
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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
  • NeosNeos The Subtle Griefer
    Sondayga was slain by soul#39996.

    Flip it upside down and you get 666


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    Celina said:
    You can't really same the same, can you?
    Zvoltz said:
    "The Panthron"
  • SsalissSsaliss
    On the topic of charity influencing...

    Oblate Athree, Votary of Spider says, "Try removing all clothes and jewellery on you except the one for beauty enchant."

    Yep. That ought to make people give more gold.
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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    imageSsaliss said:
    On the topic of charity influencing...

    Oblate Athree, Votary of Spider says, "Try removing all clothes and jewellery on you except the one for beauty enchant."

    Yep. That ought to make people give more gold.

    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • SidonieSidonie
    (clan): You say, "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Xenthos' honours making my heart flutter and breath catch."
    (clan): Xena (from the Aetherways) says, "Rofl."
    (clan): You say, "That sounds awfully like a moment of 'oh god damp panties'"
    (clan): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "..."
    (clan): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "I, too, suffer this, now."

  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    What... even...
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  • SidonieSidonie
    If you were a woman, you'd understand.
  • TridemonTridemon
    Xenthos is obviously a billionaire playboy. Absolutely no question in my mind.
    I'm Lucidian. If I don't get pedantic every so often, I might explode.
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    ...oh my, Xenthos. Rawr indeed.



  • KaimanahiKaimanahi The One True Queen
    edited July 2013
    From IronCon:

    The Cave of Death. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The Seal of Death slowly spins in the air here, humming with latent power. You see a single exit leading out. 8240h[100%] 6965m[100%] 5571e[100%] <</span>10p> 99%e 52%w exlr You are careful to not attack people you have recently bullied. **********************************[ Bullies ]********************************** Bully Status Days Left ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Xena Suspect 30 Terentia Suspect 30 ******************************************************************************* **********************************[ Victims ]********************************** Victim Status ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morkarion Suspect Leolamins Suspect ******************************************************************************* 8240h[100%] 6965m[100%] 5571e[100%] <</span>10p> 100%e 52%w exlrkarma curse terentia death That is not a known curse. See HELP KARMA. Syntax: KARMA CURSE 8240h[100%] 6965m[100%] 5571e[100%] <</span>10p> 100%e 52%w exlrkarma curse death terentia Standing before the Seal of Death, you raise your arms and tilt back your head. You clench your fists and whisper the name of Terentia. The cave darkens as your curse finds its mark and a low booming pulse throbs throughout the cave. Terentia is now labouring under the karmic curse of death. 8240h[100%] 6965m[100%] 5571e[100%] <</span>10p> 100%e 52%w xlr You have recovered equilibrium. 8240h[100%] 6965m[100%] 5571e[100%] <</span>10p> 100%e 52%w exlr Dripping water echoes in the distance. 8240h[100%] 6965m[100%] 5571e[100%] <</span>10p> 100%e 52%w exlr Spasms of acute pain suddenly wrack your body, twisting your insides in vicious knots. Your flesh rips painfully apart, revealing mounds of disgusting, disease-ridden maggots which burst from your skin as the world seems to grow larger and larger. The mocking laughter of Terentia, the Even Bladed rings in your ears as your transformation into a filthy maggot is complete. Your race is now that of Maggot. 3014h[100%] 2087m[100%] 2087e[100%] <</span>10p> 100%e 100%w exlr(-5226h, 173.4%, -4878m, 233.7%, -3484e, 166.9%) ooze You ooze about on the ground, leaving a trail of noxious slime in your wake. 3014h[100%] 2087m[100%] 2087e[100%] <</span>10p> 100%e 100%w exlr
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  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    Here's an important addition:
    After ~5 minutes of us conspiring on how to get Kelly karma without letting Terentia know exactly what she is thinking about using it for...

    Standing before the Seal of Death, you raise your arms and tilt back your head. You clench your fists and whisper the name of Terentia. The cave darkens as your curse finds its mark and a low booming pulse throbs throughout the cave. Terentia is now labouring under the karmic curse of death.


    Terentia says out loud, "You did NOT just try to do that!"

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  • KaimanahiKaimanahi The One True Queen
    Haha, it was actually said when I messed up the syntax the first time. Terentia probably didn't think I could actually do it.
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  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    That explains the "Try" part.  I will admit that was throwing me off a bit. :p
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  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.

    The Wheel of Tzaraziko says, "Step right up to the wheel of Truefavours and Critical hits."

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • StefanStefan
    edited July 2013
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    With a quick spin, you kick Estwald in the left leg with your left foot.
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    A thin wooden staff suffused with rot hits nothing but air as you swing it at Estwald.
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    The illusion cast by Estwald's viridescent stole of the Ouroborian Truths ripples and falls away, revealing him.
    A thin wooden staff suffused with rot hits nothing but air as you swing it at Estwald.
    Your momentum increases.

    8-X
  • ShuyinShuyin The pug life chose me.
    Sweet, I needed that line to gag.

    *keeps mask on*
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  • TetraTetra
    edited July 2013
    This is what happens when you accidentally copy-paste a wall of text and hit enter...

    Interesting...You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Spirit of a loboshigaru hunter ducks under a Branch of the World Tree as you take a swing at him."

    Please try rewording.
    Quit trying to confuse me.
    I don't follow.
    Interesting...
    One more time?
    I don't quite catch your drift.
    You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Ghost of a loboshigaru hunter clasps his hands and bows
    to you, then hands you the Scroll of."
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Please try rewording.
    Please restate.
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Please restate.
    Please try rewording.
    Please try rewording.
    Might I suggest trying again?
    Pardon me?
    Could you be a bit clearer?
    Quit trying to confuse me.
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Wry smile spreads across Stefan's face."
    Most perplexing.
    Come again?
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    Please restate.
    Come again?
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    You've baffled me!
    That went right over my head.
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    One more time?
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Come again?
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Clarification is in order.
    You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom
    here. The walls of these pits are covered."
    There is no exit in that direction.
    Come again?
    I missed that altogether.
    Clarification is in order.
    Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Thin wooden staff suffused with rot with
    both hands."
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    Clarification is in order.
    Your meaning eludes me.
    Pardon me?
    Please try rewording.
    Most perplexing.
    Interesting...
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Stirring breeze caresses your exposed
    skin, sending shivers through your body."
    I do not understand.
    Most perplexing.
    I do not understand.
    You tell Brother Stefan, "Nods his head in agreement."
    Might I suggest trying again?
    Your meaning eludes me.
    Interesting...
    Quit trying to confuse me.
    Clarification is in order.
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?
    Please try rewording.
    You tell Brother Stefan, "Follows you ether."
    Your meaning eludes me.

    Please try rewording.
    Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?

    You've baffled me!
    Come again?
    You've baffled me!
    Pardon me?
    Please restate.
    You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom
    here. There are 2 brothers of."
    Quit trying to confuse me.
    That went right over my head.
    Clarification is in order.
    Please try rewording.
    You've baffled me!
    Pardon me?
    Interesting...
    Your meaning eludes me.
    Interesting...
    You say, "Scroll12251" a scroll of considerable age."
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    Please try rewording.
    Please restate.
    I don't follow.
    Most perplexing.
    Most perplexing.
    Could you be a bit clearer?
    I do not understand.
    One more time?
    I do not understand.
    Clarification is in order.
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    One more time?
    You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Potion heals and soothes you."
    Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?
    I missed that altogether.
    Please try rewording.
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    You tell Brother Stefan, "//OH GOD."
    A fierce and enormous roc chomps at Stefan with a powerful beak.
    Stefan takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
    A fierce and enormous roc chomps at Stefan with a powerful beak.
    Stefan tells you, "// Hahahaha."
    Aelmy tells you, "Uhm..."
    Stefan tells you, "// What did you just do."


                                                                                           "A man's not dead while his name is still spoken."  - Terry Pratchett 1948-2015

  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Random clan, no context, still funny.

    (Clan): Xena says, "You should totally shank her."
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • SidonieSidonie
    Tetra said:
    This is what happens when you accidentally copy-paste a wall of text and hit enter...

    Interesting...You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Spirit of a loboshigaru hunter ducks under a Branch of the World Tree as you take a swing at him."

    Please try rewording.
    Quit trying to confuse me.
    I don't follow.
    Interesting...
    One more time?
    I don't quite catch your drift.
    You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Ghost of a loboshigaru hunter clasps his hands and bows
    to you, then hands you the Scroll of."
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Please try rewording.
    Please restate.
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Please restate.
    Please try rewording.
    Please try rewording.
    Might I suggest trying again?
    Pardon me?
    Could you be a bit clearer?
    Quit trying to confuse me.
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Wry smile spreads across Stefan's face."
    Most perplexing.
    Come again?
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    Please restate.
    Come again?
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    You've baffled me!
    That went right over my head.
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    One more time?
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Come again?
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Clarification is in order.
    You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom
    here. The walls of these pits are covered."
    There is no exit in that direction.
    Come again?
    I missed that altogether.
    Clarification is in order.
    Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Thin wooden staff suffused with rot with
    both hands."
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    Clarification is in order.
    Your meaning eludes me.
    Pardon me?
    Please try rewording.
    Most perplexing.
    Interesting...
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Stirring breeze caresses your exposed
    skin, sending shivers through your body."
    I do not understand.
    Most perplexing.
    I do not understand.
    You tell Brother Stefan, "Nods his head in agreement."
    Might I suggest trying again?
    Your meaning eludes me.
    Interesting...
    Quit trying to confuse me.
    Clarification is in order.
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?
    Please try rewording.
    You tell Brother Stefan, "Follows you ether."
    Your meaning eludes me.

    Please try rewording.
    Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?

    You've baffled me!
    Come again?
    You've baffled me!
    Pardon me?
    Please restate.
    You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom
    here. There are 2 brothers of."
    Quit trying to confuse me.
    That went right over my head.
    Clarification is in order.
    Please try rewording.
    You've baffled me!
    Pardon me?
    Interesting...
    Your meaning eludes me.
    Interesting...
    You say, "Scroll12251" a scroll of considerable age."
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
    Please try rewording.
    Please restate.
    I don't follow.
    Most perplexing.
    Most perplexing.
    Could you be a bit clearer?
    I do not understand.
    One more time?
    I do not understand.
    Clarification is in order.
    I cannot fathom your meaning.
    One more time?
    You tell Themius Dreyriandi, Riot Ringer, "Potion heals and soothes you."
    Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?
    I missed that altogether.
    Please try rewording.
    Come now, you don't really mean that.
    You tell Brother Stefan, "//OH GOD."
    A fierce and enormous roc chomps at Stefan with a powerful beak.
    Stefan takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
    A fierce and enormous roc chomps at Stefan with a powerful beak.
    Stefan tells you, "// Hahahaha."
    Aelmy tells you, "Uhm..."
    Stefan tells you, "// What did you just do."

    This... this is why you CONFIG NAMETELLS OFF. I learnt that lesson the hard way once upon a time.
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Stirring breeze caresses your exposed skin, sending shivers through your body."

    I hope that was the first ever interaction between Tetra and Aelmy. :))
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • MarcellaMarcella
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Thin wooden staff suffused with rot with 
    both hands."

    That being the second...
  • ZouviqilZouviqil Queen of Uberjerkiness
    You know, out of context of nametells, it almost sounds like you guys are sending this poor Aelmy person some really dirty tells. 
  • MarcellaMarcella
    That's the idea.
  • TetraTetra

    Daraius said:
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Stirring breeze caresses your exposed skin, sending shivers through your body."

    I hope that was the first ever interaction between Tetra and Aelmy. :))

    It was.  Poor soul seemed distraught and confused.

                                                                                           "A man's not dead while his name is still spoken."  - Terry Pratchett 1948-2015

  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Tetra said:

    Daraius said:
    You tell Inquisitive Aelmy Ves'ril, Guardian of the Seas, "Stirring breeze caresses your exposed skin, sending shivers through your body."

    I hope that was the first ever interaction between Tetra and Aelmy. :))

    It was.  Poor soul seemed distraught and confused.
    If you know Aelmy, you'll realise that isn't a change in mental state.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • XeriaXeria
    edited July 2013
    Someone threw a cupcake to me while I was standing at the nexus. This was the result. (I suspect @Thul. Facestealer!)

    You consider the following adventurers your allies:

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Veyrzhul.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Enyalida.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Synkarin.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Kreon.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Kagato.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Sondayga.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Wobou.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Thul.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Celina.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Shuyin.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Arvkor.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Caerlyr.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Aslyari.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Migwan.

    11:28:39 You feel an unusually strong lust for Cadfael.

    11:28:39 Sawna is an ally.

    11:28:39 Farsyk is an ally.

    11:28:39 Ceana is an ally.

    11:28:39 Turnus is an ally.

    11:28:39 - 4 people

    is dead like the dodo
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