You flip a gleaming crystal of wonder into the air, which spins until it glows with an incandescent light before transforming into a Wand of Wonder.
You begin to wield a Wand of Wonder in your right hand.
You must tune your wand to a damage type first. Shaddusalt points a Wand of Wonder at you, blasting you with something wrong.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Once upon a time, @Zitto was all like 'Portius, write my descriptions' and I was like 'I wanna use the phrase "chiseled marvel of manhood"' and anyway this is the result. I'm self-quoting because I'm that vain and think that highly of my comedic genius.
Lucidian:
"he is chiseled marvel of manhood, a magnificent masterpiece of masculinity, seemingly made of milky moonstone. His glittery gaze glows with great genius, and his curiosity is conspicuous in his carved countenance. His limbs are neither languid nor listless, laying leisurely latitudinally along his beautiful body."
And some hawt human to go with it:
"silky smooth skin stretches from his carefully coifed charcoal-coloured curls to his fantastically filed fingernails. His inquisitive indigo eyes are beautifully bordered by his black brows, and a sparkling smile shines out from between his lovely lips. He is gratuitously groomed, devoid of defects and deficiencies, a fabulous fellow with a fully flawless form."
And who is that rakish viscanti that has all the ladies swooning?
his purple pallor paints a pretty portrait of perfection, which is beautifully bolstered by his billowing black locks of luxurious and horrendously handsome hair. A handful of horns hems in his forehead, which fails to foment a fearsome face, for his ever-examining eyes encourage an appearance of innocence. His magnificent muscles mark him as a physically fit fellow, and they give him the gift of devilishly desirable and frighteningly fabulous physique.
Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
I don't want to throw the entire set up here, nor are they all finished, but here is one I hope will warm your heart, @Daraius
He is a ferocious loboshigaru and a serene sentinel of his surroundings, his amber eyes amiably ambling about the area. Tipped with tawny tufts, his egregiously enormous ears resolutely rotate to receive every nearby noise. Curiosity is conspicuous in his calm countenance and he is possessed of placid, practised poise. His perfectly plaited pelt of firebrick fur is wonderfully woven and periodically punctuated with dramatically dyed marvelous mandalas.
I don't want to throw the entire set up here, nor are they all finished, but here is one I hope will warm your heart, @Daraius
He is a ferocious loboshigaru and a serene sentinel of his surroundings, his amber eyes amiably ambling about the area. Tipped with tawny tufts, his egregiously enormous ears resolutely rotate to receive every nearby noise. Curiosity is conspicuous in his calm countenance and he is possessed of placid, practised poise. His perfectly plaited pelt of firebrick fur is wonderfully woven and periodically punctuated with dramatically dyed marvelous mandalas.
I just had this really weird vision of @Zitto's eyes (one with top hat and monocle, the other with frilly parasol, of course) just taking a leisurely stroll around the room...
"You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
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The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
I don't want to throw the entire set up here, nor are they all finished, but here is one I hope will warm your heart, @Daraius
He is a ferocious loboshigaru and a serene sentinel of his surroundings, his amber eyes amiably ambling about the area. Tipped with tawny tufts, his egregiously enormous ears resolutely rotate to receive every nearby noise. Curiosity is conspicuous in his calm countenance and he is possessed of placid, practised poise. His perfectly plaited pelt of firebrick fur is wonderfully woven and periodically punctuated with dramatically dyed marvelous mandalas.
I don't want to throw the entire set up here, nor are they all finished, but here is one I hope will warm your heart, @Daraius
He is a ferocious loboshigaru and a serene sentinel of his surroundings, his amber eyes amiably ambling about the area. Tipped with tawny tufts, his egregiously enormous ears resolutely rotate to receive every nearby noise. Curiosity is conspicuous in his calm countenance and he is possessed of placid, practised poise. His perfectly plaited pelt of firebrick fur is wonderfully woven and periodically punctuated with dramatically dyed marvelous mandalas.
That's a ton of alliteration.
He's secretly V in disguise.
Her storm-coloured eyes a muted blue, Lisaera, the Silver Goddess says, "Only sorrow can come from a rotting thought, My child, just like roots that have been drowned. You are a paragon of the wisdom I would see spread throughout the Serenwilde, but even the strongest minds must find release." - A shimmering liquid appears in your inventory smelling sweetly of something carbonated. It vanishes in a puff of silver smoke seconds later. - I write things
I don't want to throw the entire set up here, nor are they all finished, but here is one I hope will warm your heart, @Daraius
He is a ferocious loboshigaru and a serene sentinel of his surroundings, his amber eyes amiably ambling about the area. Tipped with tawny tufts, his egregiously enormous ears resolutely rotate to receive every nearby noise. Curiosity is conspicuous in his calm countenance and he is possessed of placid, practised poise. His perfectly plaited pelt of firebrick fur is wonderfully woven and periodically punctuated with dramatically dyed marvelous mandalas.
That's a ton of alliteration.
He's secretly V in disguise.
Apparently all of his descs are going to be like that.
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "Let's see, what all does the Crone like... prunes?"
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "Overly large panties?"
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Alary gives a pair of voluminous granny panties to a mechanical dirigible.
A mechanical dirigible takes a pair of voluminous granny panties from Alary, grasping it delicately in its metallic claw.
Blade in Ivory, Archmage Alary al-Saaoud, Vivifying Vicissitude says, "Deliver to Lisaera."
A mechanical dirigible bobs up and down in the air as it offers a loud whir and hum and a single mechanical chirp. After a brief moment the humming intensifies as it slowly putters off.
A blazing silver beam speeds across the firmament, wreathed in ethereal mist.
A blazing silver beam speeds toward Alary and hits him in the chest. Suddenly, he writhes with pain as pale light shines forth from all his orifices. Silver vines burst out of Alary's body, growing rapidly as their fine tendrils wrap around his arms and legs, viciously tearing him apart. As he falls to the ground in a pool of his own blood, you see the piercing blue eyes of Lisaera gazing over him in disapproval, before an ethereal mist enwraps him and he is left again whole.
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "She loved them, it seems!"
I'm done )
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."
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With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
You have emoted: Alary slackens, all musculature control removed from his body. As if commanded by a puppeteer, he falls to his knees, his eyes shifting with the black of a storm. Angry moonfire crackles where his irises should be as he whispers, with a voice like rumbling thunder, "It is unwise to irritate a goddess, child." As if suddenly relinquished from the grip of some powerful spell, he rises to his feet unsteadily.
Okay that was a cool punishment. I liked that.
Mysrai, the Beckoner Beyond the Maze intones, "Continue to manifest the paradigm of working, My Alary."
The Divine voice of Camus the Cinderfly echoes in your head, "Thank you, once-body. I am happy that I fell into that eye."
(Market): Tanin says, "Missing a *hic* bit of vagic in your life? Aethershop Taintmage has all your eleme *hic* ntal enchanting needs!" 20:09:30.69|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
(Blah): Milune (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tanin.." 20:09:43.47|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
(Blah): Milune (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Vagic." 20:09:49.01|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
(Blah): Milune (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Vagina magic." 20:09:55.81|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
(Blah): You say, "Isn't that a brand of feminine wipes?" 20:09:56.01|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
Here's some dracnari-fu lines, since these will almost certainly never see the light of day again:
With incredible dexterity, Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace rapidly spins around, before fluidly sweeping down low, swinging her serpentine tail into your legs and sending you sprawling. You are afflicted with sprawled.
With a fluid motion, Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace unwraps a silken veil from around her neck and sends it whistling through the air to wrap around your face. As you struggle to release yourself from the silken wrap, a sharp pain erupts from your gut. Your enhanced vivaciousness repels blackout.
Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace inhales deeply and then exhales in your direction, sending a gout of flame directly at you. You've been lit aflame! You are afflicted with ablaze.
Here's some dracnari-fu lines, since these will almost certainly never see the light of day again:
With incredible dexterity, Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace rapidly spins around, before fluidly sweeping down low, swinging her serpentine tail into your legs and sending you sprawling. You are afflicted with sprawled.
With a fluid motion, Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace unwraps a silken veil from around her neck and sends it whistling through the air to wrap around your face. As you struggle to release yourself from the silken wrap, a sharp pain erupts from your gut. Your enhanced vivaciousness repels blackout.
Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace inhales deeply and then exhales in your direction, sending a gout of flame directly at you. You've been lit aflame! You are afflicted with ablaze.
Puns aside, that's hot. I want to see what the rest of our guys do...I should start punching them when no one is around.
Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."
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With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
Adasser, Wolverine's Kit adds Saran's name to his list of real and imagined victories.
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
HA!! I love it!
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
PUBLIC NEWS #1689 Date: 2/20/2015 at 4:46 From: ur'Marshal Marcella n'Lochli, Warlady of Magnagora ... Everyone knows that the excorable power that flows through Magnagora and his surrounding territories caused inbreeding to reverse its course...
I feel like that picture of the Megalith is to blame...
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light before transforming into a Wand of Wonder.
You begin to wield a Wand of Wonder in your right hand.
You must tune your wand to a damage type first.
Shaddusalt points a Wand of Wonder at you, blasting you with something wrong.
Zitto tells you, "I am assisting Maligorn with combat training. I am sure you are also welcome."
You tell Assistant Librarian Zitto Shevat, Doctoral Candidate, "Who?"
Zitto tells you, "I said Ayisdra. Don't think everything is about you."
=((
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Lucidian:
"he is chiseled marvel of manhood, a magnificent masterpiece of masculinity, seemingly made of milky moonstone. His glittery gaze glows with great genius, and his curiosity is conspicuous in his carved countenance. His limbs are neither languid nor listless, laying leisurely latitudinally along his beautiful body."
And some hawt human to go with it:
"silky smooth skin stretches from his carefully coifed charcoal-coloured curls to his fantastically filed fingernails. His inquisitive indigo eyes are beautifully bordered by his black brows, and a sparkling smile shines out from between his lovely lips. He is gratuitously groomed, devoid of defects and deficiencies, a fabulous fellow with a fully flawless form."
And who is that rakish viscanti that has all the ladies swooning?
his purple pallor paints a pretty portrait of perfection, which is beautifully bolstered by his billowing black locks of luxurious and horrendously handsome hair. A handful of horns hems in his forehead, which fails to foment a fearsome face, for his ever-examining eyes encourage an appearance of innocence. His magnificent muscles mark him as a physically fit fellow, and they give him the gift of devilishly desirable and frighteningly fabulous physique.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
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He is a ferocious loboshigaru and a serene sentinel of his surroundings, his amber eyes amiably ambling about the area. Tipped with tawny tufts, his egregiously enormous ears resolutely rotate to receive every nearby noise. Curiosity is conspicuous in his calm countenance and he is possessed of placid, practised poise. His perfectly plaited pelt of firebrick fur is wonderfully woven and periodically punctuated with dramatically dyed marvelous mandalas.
He is a ferocious loboshigaru and a serene sentinel of his surroundings, his amber eyes amiably ambling about the area. Tipped with tawny tufts, his egregiously enormous ears resolutely rotate to receive every nearby noise. Curiosity is conspicuous in his calm countenance and he is possessed of placid, practised poise. His perfectly plaited pelt of firebrick fur is wonderfully woven and periodically punctuated with dramatically dyed marvelous mandalas.
I just had this really weird vision of @Zitto's eyes (one with top hat and monocle, the other with frilly parasol, of course) just taking a leisurely stroll around the room...
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A shimmering liquid appears in your inventory smelling sweetly of something carbonated. It vanishes in a puff of silver smoke seconds later.
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I write things
Zitto is a treasure.
No one right now.
Well I guess I broke RP forever.
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(Market): Tanin says, "Missing a *hic* bit of vagic in your life? Aethershop Taintmage has all your eleme *hic* ntal enchanting needs!"
20:09:30.69|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
(Blah): Milune (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tanin.."
20:09:43.47|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
(Blah): Milune (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Vagic."
20:09:49.01|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
(Blah): Milune (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Vagina magic."
20:09:55.81|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
(Blah): You say, "Isn't that a brand of feminine wipes?"
20:09:56.01|100%h|98%m|100%e|10p|100%en|98%w Bexk-
Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
Vive l'apostrophe!
With incredible dexterity, Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace rapidly spins around, before fluidly sweeping down low, swinging her serpentine tail into your legs and sending you sprawling.
You are afflicted with sprawled.
With a fluid motion, Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace unwraps a silken veil from around her neck and sends it whistling through the air to wrap around your face. As you struggle to release yourself from the silken wrap, a sharp pain erupts from your gut.
Your enhanced vivaciousness repels blackout.
Sayochi Xeth, Madame of Solace inhales deeply and then exhales in your direction, sending a gout of flame directly at you.
You've been lit aflame!
You are afflicted with ablaze.
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faeling?"
"Uhh..." stalls Enadonella as she blinks at Candide.
You say, "Elfinks."
Enadonella laughs melodically at you.
"Ummmm," Drakius says uncertainly.
Drakius says, "I'm just going to explore the immediate south."
Drakius leaves to the south.
Adasser, Wolverine's Kit adds Saran's name to his list of real and imagined victories.
Date: 2/20/2015 at 4:46
From: ur'Marshal Marcella n'Lochli, Warlady of Magnagora
... Everyone knows that the excorable power that flows through Magnagora and his surrounding territories caused inbreeding to reverse its course...
I feel like that picture of the Megalith is to blame...