The distant, miniscule figure of a smouldering taurian sails through the air high above Mount Zoaka, leaving a tail of black smoke in his wake as the faint sound of his panicked cries reaches your ears.
The distant, miniscule figure of a smouldering dracnari sails through the air high above Mount Zoaka, leaving a tail of black smoke in his wake as the faint sound of his panicked cries reaches your ears.
The distant, miniscule figure of a smouldering furrikin sails through the air high above Mount Zoaka, leaving a tail of black smoke in her wake as the faint sound of her panicked cries reaches your ears.
Yes, I showed them the vent in Mount Zoaka that spits you out, never noticed you got to watch them before, it's pretty damn funny.
Mysrai, the Beckoner Beyond the Maze intones, "Continue to manifest the paradigm of working, My Alary."
The Divine voice of Camus the Cinderfly echoes in your head, "Thank you, once-body. I am happy that I fell into that eye."
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------ who You sense the following people: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adrelynne - before the Eternal Flame Aesic - the Pool of Stars Aiyana - before the Eternal Flame Alariell - murky corridor Alary - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber Annick - before the Matrix Areka - before a great building Avurekhos - an earthen tunnel Axgerad - before the Eternal Flame Ayisdra - view of the forest Bryvon - the Mother Moonhart Tree Casandra - before the Eternal Flame Delandes - a simple cottage Derith - Archaic Library Donato - the Portals of Celest Dynami - the Pool of Stars Eodh - an unremarkable crossroad Haghan - Road to Avechna's Peak Haruto - before the Eternal Flame Iari - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber Idrazil - scattered boulders Iosen - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber Iytha - the Pool of Stars Kethaera - before the Master Ravenwood Tree Kloan - before the Matrix Lelei - a larvae chamber Levi - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber Lucindra - passage south of a fountain Nissith - the Stairs of the Last Nine Parua - the Mother Moonhart Tree Pectus - the Aetherplex Chamber Romaan - the Pool of Stars Saerus - before the Eternal Flame Selthar - Stockroom of The Philosopher's Stone Seraku - before the Eternal Flame Silvanos - before the Eternal Flame Ssaliss - before the Master Ravenwood Tree Tandus - the Mother Moonhart Tree Tarkanos - before the Eternal Flame Thantos - before the Bridge of Tlaxos Tirah - before the Eternal Flame Trae - a beryl-tiled cookery Valishul - before the Eternal Flame Xypher - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*) Currently, there are 42 Lusternians on this plane and 41 on other planes.
Days like this make me wish I was still writing for the Gossip. The headlines write themselves.
I don't know about you guys, but I don't want a consort who goes by "Leviathan".
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Rather confused at the yelling she supposedly got... I doubt they were there to partake of her services. Were probably giving her the third, fourth and fifth degree. :P
City of Freedom, what happened? It's not like she broke a law.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
She got kicked out of her guild for it, apparently.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
I don't know about you guys, but I don't want a consort who goes by "Leviathan".
I see how it is.
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If an escort is removed from their guild in Gaudiguch, then there is no place left in the world.
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
I am disturbed that nobody has liked my Inara meme yet.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
I am disturbed that nobody has liked my Inara meme yet.
When did that appear? It wasn't there before!
He made the post as a "placeholder" before editing the picture into it (I'm guessing to give him time to make the meme). Clever Shaddus, I see what you did there.
Tonight amidst the mountaintops And endless starless night Singing how the wind was lost Before an earthly flight
Nah, it was that I tried to upload it via my phone, and it kept messing up. I had to do it when I left work.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Herald of Mu, Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Many of One says, "We should get Xypher some creepy looking aethership with no windows. Paint "free candy" on the side, and have him cruise by Hallifax slowly."
Mysrai, the Beckoner Beyond the Maze intones, "Continue to manifest the paradigm of working, My Alary."
The Divine voice of Camus the Cinderfly echoes in your head, "Thank you, once-body. I am happy that I fell into that eye."
Herald of Mu, Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Many of One says, "We should get Xypher some creepy looking aethership with no windows. Paint "free candy" on the side, and have him cruise by Hallifax slowly."
That's a plan likely to fail. Our children don't go for candy. Free extra math homework might get you some interest, though.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Shaddus has declared you a formal enemy of the Clan of Wings of Elegance for this reason: 'because TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOPOLOOOLOLOLOLO(pant pant pant)LOLOLOLOLOLO! Also, Hi.'.
Cauthorn tumbles down from above and lands at your feet. Cauthorn suddenly falls into view from the sky above you with a terrified scream, plummeting head first into the ground with a sickening crunch. The scrapes and bruises as he tumbles down are all the abuse Cauthorn's body can take. You have slain Cauthorn.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Sorry if there's a rule against self-quoting, but I just stumbled across this again.
A painting of Gadritan walking away from a huge explosion
A towering conflagration of smoke and flame consumes the canvas, its billowing plumes rendered in stunning red and orange. Bits of shrapnel and other debris appear to fly in all directions, some buzzing the head of the lone figure depicted walking away from the blast. The large, excessively masculine loboshigaru boasts rippling muscles, massive biceps, and glossy white fur. Embers and ash swirl dramatically around the bare-chested warrior as he prowls down a rubble-strewn street. He is garbed only in tattered canvas trousers, most of his clothing obviously having been destroyed as he rescued some baby or puppy from the blaze. He is not even looking back at the cool explosion behind him. The drying blood smattered on his paws and face suggests a recently pummeled enemy, while his lupine snarl and the look of fierce determination in his golden eyes says, "You're next."
(Ship): Alary says, "Since there's no Ixch, I'll make the disclaimer. If you go mindless while we're out, we have the right to murder your face, for you are risking the whole ship and a very testy titan."
(Ship): You say, "Requesting to be promoted to ship's executioner."
Yes, quoting yourself is lame, but I never get to be funny with Mariel!
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vine-woven mahogany lyre.
Chigaru tells you, "Why...does Eltorinus constantly growl a tune?"
You tell Whelp Chigaru, "Because he is as talented as the coal that was used in forging your axe."
You tell Whelp Chigaru, "It's his idea of a song, which provides benefits for
all who hear. More respectable bards actually bother writing lyrics."
Chigaru tells you, "....may I have my ears removed again, please?"
[I cut one off while showing him wounds in the arena]
You tell Whelp Chigaru, "Consider this a lesson in endurance, recruit."
Chigaru tells you, "Understood."
As to voices and seeing how we're involving Star Trek... nowadays I think of Elanorwen as a very early Seven of Nine for some reason.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Talking to inanimate objects is the second sign of insanity!
O.o
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You sense the following people:
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Adrelynne - before the Eternal Flame
Aesic - the Pool of Stars
Aiyana - before the Eternal Flame
Alariell - murky corridor
Alary - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber
Annick - before the Matrix
Areka - before a great building
Avurekhos - an earthen tunnel
Axgerad - before the Eternal Flame
Ayisdra - view of the forest
Bryvon - the Mother Moonhart Tree
Casandra - before the Eternal Flame
Delandes - a simple cottage
Derith - Archaic Library
Donato - the Portals of Celest
Dynami - the Pool of Stars
Eodh - an unremarkable crossroad
Haghan - Road to Avechna's Peak
Haruto - before the Eternal Flame
Iari - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber
Idrazil - scattered boulders
Iosen - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber
Iytha - the Pool of Stars
Kethaera - before the Master Ravenwood Tree
Kloan - before the Matrix
Lelei - a larvae chamber
Levi - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber
Lucindra - passage south of a fountain
Nissith - the Stairs of the Last Nine
Parua - the Mother Moonhart Tree
Pectus - the Aetherplex Chamber
Romaan - the Pool of Stars
Saerus - before the Eternal Flame
Selthar - Stockroom of The Philosopher's Stone
Seraku - before the Eternal Flame
Silvanos - before the Eternal Flame
Ssaliss - before the Master Ravenwood Tree
Tandus - the Mother Moonhart Tree
Tarkanos - before the Eternal Flame
Thantos - before the Bridge of Tlaxos
Tirah - before the Eternal Flame
Trae - a beryl-tiled cookery
Valishul - before the Eternal Flame
Xypher - the Gaudiguch Council Chamber
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(*) Currently, there are 42 Lusternians on this plane and 41 on other planes.
Days like this make me wish I was still writing for the Gossip. The headlines write themselves.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
City of Freedom, what happened? It's not like she broke a law.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Signature!
Cauthorn suddenly falls into view from the sky above you with a terrified scream,
plummeting head first into the ground with a sickening crunch.
The scrapes and bruises as he tumbles down are all the abuse Cauthorn's body can
take.
You have slain Cauthorn.
Signature!
Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
(Ship): Alary says, "Since there's no Ixch, I'll make the disclaimer. If you go mindless while we're out, we have the right to murder your face, for you are risking the whole ship and a very testy titan."
(Ship): You say, "Requesting to be promoted to ship's executioner."
Yes, quoting yourself is lame, but I never get to be funny with Mariel!
Th-this was funny, right?