"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
That does sound like a confession to me, I suppose...? Team Lunaalia does seem addicted to going out with a bang, so... Vote: Kalaneya, may Arceus forgive her soul!
Jadice, the Frost Queen says to you, "Constant vigilance."
see here's my theory. Solgaleo's cult also had an epic exit post requirement, but Lehki's exit post?
Complete shit.
I mean just look at it, you can't compete with this artistry. Try harder next time bro. You guys thought there was some special Chosen One bullshit mechanism for getting Lunala to win. Nope, this is it. Epic posts. Get rekt folks, hell, we might just win after this day phase the way Vivet and I went out.
I had to rush to get that one in before day ended, and as far as I'm concerned my big reveal post was the one about the bomb that set everybody into a wild panic.
Give me a second to re-read the last two pages without tears in my eyes, and I'll edit this post with official count. Holy shit, between @Kalaneya and @Phoebus, my quote book from this game is so huge.
I go out for a couple of hours and come back to this.
Aaah, I'll never be able to keep up with you all once I'm back at work.
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Well well well, I think that's a lynch. And it's about damn time, because I've been bottling this exit post for what feels like an eternity.
Exit post, you say? Me? Now? Hell yes, bitches. Because Luce couldn't pair me and Dylara up for a reason. And there ain't no party like a third party, cuz a third party is lit. Just look at all of you left. Over ten of you, doomed to another night of murder and another day of lynching, rinse and repeat. What repetition. What tedium. Now thanks to Kalaneya, at last I am free! And not just free, but a winner. Aww yiss.
I have nothing left to hide so let's do a confessional, Lunaala-style. I am indeed a psychic. But not just any psychic. I believe in EpicMafia my role is called a Warlock. For those of you unfamiliar, my win condition is very different from usual. I have to correctly guess 3 lynches the night before they occur.
That's right, kids, I guessed today's showdown correctly. Couldn't have done it without Ssaliss's sleuthing skills, mind you, or Lehki being a convenient vigilante blunter all these precious nights to keep things predictable. Though some of you proved irritating.
I thought Day 2 @Rolsand lynch was in the bag. How perfectly frustrating when the Watcher saw Krackenor the night I was targeted for murder. You might have thought I was defending you out of townie love, @Krackenor, but it was desperation. I needed to explain why we shouldn't lynch you, fast. How fortunate that my wacky theory crafting proved true in the end after all. How unfortunate that @Cyndarin managed to get you all to lynch Kilee anyway.
Day 3 was further infuriating. Ushaara should have died, plain and simple, but Lehki was so determined to change that lynch train he blew up Weiwae. I knew I should have stuck with my gut and picked Makaela. Bah. And then @Luce mentioned Dylara and I weren't a match and I thought I might start to sweat, but dear sweet @Dylara, you stuck by me and for that I'm forever grateful. Things started looking up when we lynched Ushaara at long last, and then Salome, and now Kalaneya. Salome was sheer dumb luck that I managed to check my phone before Ssaliss's Solrock took effect. Whew.
But here is the part that matters to you all since you're still playing.
1) I was never town. I was never going to win by surviving the whole game through. I just had to guess 3 lynches correctly at night. Alec and I, though, were bros. I'm basically his amoral Psychic bodyguard. 2) However I wasn't lying about my immunity. That I did have. Five of them to be exact. So excessive. All thanks to my handy dandy OP Doublade, which is now an Aegislash because let's use a Dusk Stone why the hell not. Boom, suckers. (But perhaps now you can understand why I panicked so much when Lehki seemed ready to swipe it from my hands. Giving five immunities to a scum? Lord help us all if that occurred.) 3) I never lied about my psychic intuition, and for the most part I played to town hunches. One of you even managed to make me fakeclaim in the night (you know who you are) and while much of that claim was false, a good bit of it was actually true. Cat's out of the bag on that one. I'll leave it to you to sort out which part is which, bb.
And one last morsel of deliciousness. I know who the Chosen is. Don't worry, though, I'm sportsmanlike. Why blow your cover when you've been playing so, so well?
Anyway, this upcoming exit on the murder train Expedition is me I think. We'll see how it goes after Kalaneya faces her most glorious, glorious lynch and I get to escape your he-said she-said antics once and for all. Don't let the door hit you on my way out, losers.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
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Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
Vote: Kalaneya
Just in case
Choo choo
That does sound like a confession to me, I suppose...? Team Lunaalia does seem addicted to going out with a bang, so... Vote: Kalaneya, may Arceus forgive her soul!
Complete shit.
I mean just look at it, you can't compete with this artistry. Try harder next time bro. You guys thought there was some special Chosen One bullshit mechanism for getting Lunala to win. Nope, this is it. Epic posts. Get rekt folks, hell, we might just win after this day phase the way Vivet and I went out.
I had to rush to get that one in before day ended, and as far as I'm concerned my big reveal post was the one about the bomb that set everybody into a wild panic.
Kalaneya: 9 (Sylandra Dylara Cen Portius Kalaneya Thul Cyndarin Lehki Ileein)
Not Kalaneya: 0
Vote Count -
Kalaneya: 9 (Sylandra, Dylara, Cen, Portius, Kalaneya, Thul, Cyndarin, Lehki, Ileein)
With 18 trainers alive, it's 10 to lynch!
Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
For the sake of putting us all out of this multiple post posting misery, Vote: Kalaneya
Welp.
Unless they talk. And then they talk about murdering it behind your back.
Occasionally in front of you.
I go out for a couple of hours and come back to this.
Aaah, I'll never be able to keep up with you all once I'm back at work.
Exit post, you say? Me? Now? Hell yes, bitches. Because Luce couldn't pair me and Dylara up for a reason. And there ain't no party like a third party, cuz a third party is lit. Just look at all of you left. Over ten of you, doomed to another night of murder and another day of lynching, rinse and repeat. What repetition. What tedium. Now thanks to Kalaneya, at last I am free! And not just free, but a winner. Aww yiss.
I have nothing left to hide so let's do a confessional, Lunaala-style. I am indeed a psychic. But not just any psychic. I believe in EpicMafia my role is called a Warlock. For those of you unfamiliar, my win condition is very different from usual. I have to correctly guess 3 lynches the night before they occur.
That's right, kids, I guessed today's showdown correctly. Couldn't have done it without Ssaliss's sleuthing skills, mind you, or Lehki being a convenient vigilante blunter all these precious nights to keep things predictable. Though some of you proved irritating.
I thought Day 2 @Rolsand lynch was in the bag. How perfectly frustrating when the Watcher saw Krackenor the night I was targeted for murder. You might have thought I was defending you out of townie love, @Krackenor, but it was desperation. I needed to explain why we shouldn't lynch you, fast. How fortunate that my wacky theory crafting proved true in the end after all. How unfortunate that @Cyndarin managed to get you all to lynch Kilee anyway.
Day 3 was further infuriating. Ushaara should have died, plain and simple, but Lehki was so determined to change that lynch train he blew up Weiwae. I knew I should have stuck with my gut and picked Makaela. Bah. And then @Luce mentioned Dylara and I weren't a match and I thought I might start to sweat, but dear sweet @Dylara, you stuck by me and for that I'm forever grateful. Things started looking up when we lynched Ushaara at long last, and then Salome, and now Kalaneya. Salome was sheer dumb luck that I managed to check my phone before Ssaliss's Solrock took effect. Whew.
But here is the part that matters to you all since you're still playing.
1) I was never town. I was never going to win by surviving the whole game through. I just had to guess 3 lynches correctly at night. Alec and I, though, were bros. I'm basically his amoral Psychic bodyguard.
2) However I wasn't lying about my immunity. That I did have. Five of them to be exact. So excessive. All thanks to my handy dandy OP Doublade, which is now an Aegislash because let's use a Dusk Stone why the hell not. Boom, suckers. (But perhaps now you can understand why I panicked so much when Lehki seemed ready to swipe it from my hands. Giving five immunities to a scum? Lord help us all if that occurred.)
3) I never lied about my psychic intuition, and for the most part I played to town hunches. One of you even managed to make me fakeclaim in the night (you know who you are) and while much of that claim was false, a good bit of it was actually true. Cat's out of the bag on that one. I'll leave it to you to sort out which part is which, bb.
And one last morsel of deliciousness. I know who the Chosen is. Don't worry, though, I'm sportsmanlike. Why blow your cover when you've been playing so, so well?
Anyway, this upcoming exit on the murder train Expedition is me I think. We'll see how it goes after Kalaneya faces her most glorious, glorious lynch and I get to escape your he-said she-said antics once and for all. Don't let the door hit you on my way out, losers.