I went on date with a 22 year old. In my defense, I did not know he was 22.
We went to his place after dinner for some wine. There is a generic exercise cycle from the 70s sitting in the middle of his living room where a coffee table should be. Conversation went as follows:
Me: "Oh, that's very retro. Do you bike?"
Him: "No, it's art."
Me: "....the exercise cycle is art?"
Him: "Yeah, I think it's really interesting. I just have a really unique perspective on art and design."
Me: "Uh huh. Where's your coffee table?"
Him: "I don't have one, I wanted the bike to be focus of the room. It's my favorite piece of art here"
The other "pieces" being knick knacks from Ikea and a couple framed posters.
Pro tip: Don't date 22 year olds. They are stupid.
Is not having a coffee table and having things from Ikea a bad thing to you?
While I'm not 22, I'm pretty sure this isn't all 22 year olds. This is probably just some art student thing (if he is not an art student, then I don't know).
I went on date with a 22 year old. In my defense, I did not know he was 22.
We went to his place after dinner for some wine. There is a generic exercise cycle from the 70s sitting in the middle of his living room where a coffee table should be. Conversation went as follows:
Me: "Oh, that's very retro. Do you bike?"
Him: "No, it's art."
Me: "....the exercise cycle is art?"
Him: "Yeah, I think it's really interesting. I just have a really unique perspective on art and design."
Me: "Uh huh. Where's your coffee table?"
Him: "I don't have one, I wanted the bike to be focus of the room. It's my favorite piece of art here"
The other "pieces" being knick knacks from Ikea and a couple framed posters.
Pro tip: Don't date 22 year olds. They are stupid.
Is not having a coffee table and having things from Ikea a bad thing to you?
While I'm not 22, I'm pretty sure this isn't all 22 year olds. This is probably just some art student thing (if he is not an art student, then I don't know).
I think not having a coffee table because you have an exercise bike in the middle of your living room for decoration, and referring to ikea things as "art pieces," is bad to me.
I went on date with a 22 year old. In my defense, I did not know he was 22.
We went to his place after dinner for some wine. There is a generic exercise cycle from the 70s sitting in the middle of his living room where a coffee table should be. Conversation went as follows:
Me: "Oh, that's very retro. Do you bike?"
Him: "No, it's art."
Me: "....the exercise cycle is art?"
Him: "Yeah, I think it's really interesting. I just have a really unique perspective on art and design."
Me: "Uh huh. Where's your coffee table?"
Him: "I don't have one, I wanted the bike to be focus of the room. It's my favorite piece of art here"
The other "pieces" being knick knacks from Ikea and a couple framed posters.
Pro tip: Don't date 22 year olds. They are stupid.
Can confirm. Currently dating a 22 year old. She does some dumb things.
Avurekhos says, "Dylara's a PvP menace in my eyes, totes rekting face."
The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable. Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.
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SylandraJoin Queue for Mafia GamesThe Last Mafia Game
Fellow TA asked me if it was ethical to date a student once she was no longer in his class and at this point in my life I cannot fathom why anyone would want to date an 18 year old. :-/
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Wow, man. Microsoft and windows 10 can seriously just go to hell. This shit is pissing me off.
Macs gave me a new appreciation for Windows. At least once a week I find something new about a Mac that makes me go "what demon from the 9th level of hell designed this?" "WHY ISN'T THERE A RIGHT CLICK BY DEFAULT?!" I swear to god they made some things certain ways for no other reason than they don't want to do anything Microsoft did.
I spent an hour trying to find the profiles folder for m&m to add some stuff, only to discover that it's inexplicably hidden, and the only way to get to it is to already know it's there. In this case, @Tarkenton saved me from throwing this very expensive internet machine out of the 6th floor window.
I've also yet to figure out how to save things from dropbox as something other than an internet file. So far I can copy things from drop box and paste them over existing files and save it that way. IDFK.
Cyndarinused Flamethrower! It was super effective.
It's art, okay. You wouldn't understand.
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
Windows is the reason I'm a GNU/Linux guy by default, except when I want to play games. I'm finally to the point where I once in a while forget how/why Windows does things, and it still makes no sense when I remember. Updating all of my programs is the WORST.
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
I'm loving Windows 10, personally. I didn't mind Windows 8 all that much as I kept up with the changes that they were implementing, so the Start Screen wasn't very disruptive for my workflow. Having the Live Tiles brought back into the familiar Desktop makes it that much better!
That being said, if I could run all of the games that I play under elementaryOS, I'd be doing that instead. ElementaryOS is a beautiful piece of software.
What I do not like about Windows 10 at work: Yesterday was Patch Tuesday. Microsoft, in all their wisdom, also rolled out the Get Windows 10 plugin to business (domain-joined) PCs. The Get Windows 10 thing stealthily downloads Win10 behind the scenes, and Patch Tuesday included (by itself) 1.1 gigs of data for every PC in the office. The office has a T1 line (still working on getting them to upgrade that). Thus, this morning consisted of, "Internet? What internet?"
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While I'm not 22, I'm pretty sure this isn't all 22 year olds. This is probably just some art student thing (if he is not an art student, then I don't know).
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable.
Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.
move along.
That being said, if I could run all of the games that I play under elementaryOS, I'd be doing that instead. ElementaryOS is a beautiful piece of software.