Well sweets, after spending some time thinking, y'all should try it at some point, it'll bring some variety into your performance, I've figured out that yeah, I am indirectly the guilty part in gettin' Alaska outta here. But then, I can't blame her. If I was gonna have to face down me, I'd be hitting the bottle as well.
But eh, let's take a look at the rest of the lil boys we've got gathered here, shall we? Starting with Talan, ya ever starred in the movies before, cause I feel we've been reenacting idiocracy almost perfectly the past few pages.
And for you Sylandra, I ain't sure how much Talan paid ya to eat outta her... hand, and I ain't sure if she paid ya too much, or too little, but your desperation is showing.
Silvanus, sweets. ain't no way in hell you're unlynchable. Ya may have got a good wig on yer head, but the brains underneath can't even count properly. I'll give ya a hand though. We've had two nights, with a third comin' right up. 1 + 1 + 1 = 3. Try to get it right next time.
Salome. I ain't sayin' that you're a scum. But I am sayin' that for all your various dresses, ya still got a common theme goin' through em all.
Ssaliss and Shonjir. I can't help but notice ya've all been followin' me like lost lil puppies. All in all, I've got to say I find it quite... fitting.
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
@Tarkenton Alyssa Edwards is a triple threat. She's got face, she can dance, and she's freakin' hilarious... except for any time she's actually trying to be. The real Secret is how this queen can get clocked so often and still have no idea what time it is.
@Delsea Courtney Act - a low-rent version of Clay Aiken. Buy American, Idols.
@Salome Ginger Minj... Flood your basement? Girl, I know you're old, but I didn't realize you were incontinent. They make diapers for that, and you should wear one. What's a few more lumps in that trunk?
@Tremula Adore Delano: You know who else is a Libra? Carlos Mencia.
@Siam Pearl, you were often accused of sleeping through the first half of your season, but you know what never woke up? Your tired-ass dance moves.
@Shaddus Mimi Imfurst: I'm so glad you're back! Day 3 already... does that make this your longest-ever run on the show?
@Sylandra Latrice Motherfuckin' Royale. Eat it, girl. If ever there was a woman who lives by her words it's you, Thick Thighs.
And last, and certainly least... @Silvanus Roxxxy Andrews... Bitch, go back where you came from.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
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@Silvanus, I didn't know that you liked bears. This explains so much about your unfortunate fashion choices. Tell me, is a fur stole the closest you get to a furry man at night, or do you just take off your dress and look in the mirror?
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
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"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
I don't know any of you dumpster bitches well enough to join in with this properly, but if that was supposed to hurt, you were way off the mark.
I have suspicions, but it's hard to know if you outspoken ones are covering your tracks with noise, or are trying to draw out telling reactions from others. But I am watching. And listening. And looking so pretty. Seriously, how hot am I?
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
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The T has been spilt, my Queens, but one stood just a wig above the rest....
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
Okay. We've got a time limit breathing down our necks, which means there ain't time for any dillydallying. Do we want to off one of the quiet folks? Or do we test Silvanus' claim of being lynch proof? I'm not considering nolynch as an option, because testing Silvanus' claim is far better than a nolynch. If he's honest the end result would be almost entirely the same, but we'd have more knowledge of Silvanus' role.
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
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There's only one lynchtrain and it's for Enyalida. I don't really mind that being our lynch party because I'm always on board for lynching quiet people.
Vote: Enyalida.
Let me know if you think anyone else is a better bet.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
I'd vote for an investigator to have the chance to verify before lynching him, since that just screams jester setup to me. I'm in favor of a quiet one.
Vote: Shonjir
If we're going the lynch for silent people, then Enyalida is my best bet as well. While there are plenty quiet people, everyone has at least a few posts to their name. Enyalida has only one as far as I can see.
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
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But eh, let's take a look at the rest of the lil boys we've got gathered here, shall we? Starting with Talan, ya ever starred in the movies before, cause I feel we've been reenacting idiocracy almost perfectly the past few pages.
And for you Sylandra, I ain't sure how much Talan paid ya to eat outta her... hand, and I ain't sure if she paid ya too much, or too little, but your desperation is showing.
Silvanus, sweets. ain't no way in hell you're unlynchable. Ya may have got a good wig on yer head, but the brains underneath can't even count properly. I'll give ya a hand though. We've had two nights, with a third comin' right up. 1 + 1 + 1 = 3. Try to get it right next time.
Salome. I ain't sayin' that you're a scum. But I am sayin' that for all your various dresses, ya still got a common theme goin' through em all.
Ssaliss and Shonjir. I can't help but notice ya've all been followin' me like lost lil puppies. All in all, I've got to say I find it quite... fitting.
Where to begin, where to begin.
Lol. Nancy Drew? More like, "Bitch, are you new?"
@Tarkenton Alyssa Edwards is a triple threat. She's got face, she can dance, and she's freakin' hilarious... except for any time she's actually trying to be. The real Secret is how this queen can get clocked so often and still have no idea what time it is.
@Delsea Courtney Act - a low-rent version of Clay Aiken. Buy American, Idols.
@Salome Ginger Minj... Flood your basement? Girl, I know you're old, but I didn't realize you were incontinent. They make diapers for that, and you should wear one. What's a few more lumps in that trunk?
@Tremula Adore Delano: You know who else is a Libra? Carlos Mencia.
@Siam Pearl, you were often accused of sleeping through the first half of your season, but you know what never woke up? Your tired-ass dance moves.
@Shaddus Mimi Imfurst: I'm so glad you're back! Day 3 already... does that make this your longest-ever run on the show?
@Sylandra Latrice Motherfuckin' Royale. Eat it, girl. If ever there was a woman who lives by her words it's you, Thick Thighs.
And last, and certainly least... @Silvanus Roxxxy Andrews... Bitch, go back where you came from.
Vive l'apostrophe!
Vive l'apostrophe!
Oh dear, that burn. Is that the best you've got?
I don't know any of you dumpster bitches well enough to join in with this properly, but if that was supposed to hurt, you were way off the mark.
I have suspicions, but it's hard to know if you outspoken ones are covering your tracks with noise, or are trying to draw out telling reactions from others. But I am watching. And listening. And looking so pretty. Seriously, how hot am I?
No, honey. It was the best you've got.
Vive l'apostrophe!
Silvanus is throwing bombs
If you can't satisfy yourself, how the hell you gonna satisfy anybody else?
Gurl no one remembers who you are. You post so little you make Auseklis look active.
Vote: Shonjir
The only thing that makes Enyalida seem trustworthy to me is the fact that Silvanus is voting for her, but that's enough.
Vive l'apostrophe!