Chatterbox: Crank the box and it will spit out six randomly selected says spoken within the last hour, back to back. Give it whatever limit is necessary to avoid being super spammy.
I imagine this would have a chance to either be highly amusing or highly disappointing.
Brand of Nature/Life/Death/Chaos/Harmony/War/Justice/Beauty/Knowledge: Increases claim speed for the relevant domoth by one level (demigod claims like ascendant, ascendant claims like TA at related domoth, TA at related domoth...)
Then what's the point of having a seal?
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
I can see the allure, believe me, I can... being that I've claimed plenty of domoths as demi across a couple of characters, I know how painful it is to claim as a demi. But it's still kind of the point of the seal... and part of the benefits of being an ascendant. Who would care to raise ascendants if people could just throw credits at domoths and claim as fast as one? What's next... non-demis (pre-lvl 100) claim at demi speed with said brand?
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
I imagine coding this would be hell, if even at all possible, but:
Curse of the Persuasive Orator: A wand with charged with a powerful ancient curse.
CAST CURSE AT <target>
Marking somebody with the curse of the orator will cause their spoken words to occasionally manifest. If the target says a noun that matches the main noun of some thing that exists within the game (eg: hat, cake, kindling, sword, slivven) , there is a tiny percent chance that that item or angry beast will spawn in the room.
Obviously a lot of items would be out of the question. The curse would probably not last that long, and it'd probably be a lot more fun if there was no first or third person warning about it.
Summa Cum Laude Certificate: CERTIFICATE LEARN <skill> to automatically select and transcend an unlearned but SKILLCHOICE SELECT available skill.
Magna Cum Laude Certificate: CERTIFICATE LEARN <skill> to learn to trans any selected skill you are not yet transcendent in.
Cum Laude Certificate: CERTIFICATE LEARN <skill> to automatically jump from whatever your current percentage is in your current skillrank to that percentage in the next skillrank of any selected skill you are not yet transcendent in. (eg: if you are 72% of the way from Fabled to Mythical, you will become 72% of the way from Mythical to Transcendent.)
A failed experiment in keeping the ale flowing for all eager drunkards, this cup is missing a bottom, making it more like a cylinder with a handle. Any liquid poured into it will fall right towards the ground, but before contact will be magically redirected, forcing everybody in the room to take a sip.
A failed experiment in keeping the ale flowing for all eager drunkards, this cup is missing a bottom, making it more like a cylinder with a handle. Any liquid poured into it will fall right towards the ground, but before contact will be magically redirected, forcing everybody in the room to take a sip.
Dear gods, no. We've got enough grief-arties as it is.
This is attached to a personal book. Allows you to SUMMON the runed from whenever you are.
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
Natural Gnome: Harvests one random herb from one random room anywhere in Lusternia per minute. Can hold a maximum of 600 herbs (i.e. at least 10 hours worth). If there are no herbs in the randomly picked room, it checks if it's holding one to plant; if it does, it plants it. If not, no herbs harvested that time!
Since it'd be completely random, you'd not always get one herb per minute; for instance, if the random room is in a city, then there'd obviously be no herbs to harvest. It also wouldn't put herbalists out of work, since you'd need 20 of these just to start matching what anyone can harvest, and 60 to match the quickest.
That seems like a really convoluted (and time-sinky) way of asking for what's basically the equivalent of protean spider/smoker's pouch for regular herbs.
That seems like a really convoluted (and time-sinky) way of asking for what's basically the equivalent of protean spider/smoker's pouch for regular herbs.
Except that it also replants rooms passively (unless that's what a protean spider does?). I would buy them just for that.
Curio bag. Put curios in the bag, and they still count as being in your inventory, even though your don't see them when you look at your inventory. Magic item curios can still be rubbed for the enchantment, you still get the benefit of your travel curios and your selected damage enhancement and damage resistance curio. When you have a ton of curios, they really clutter up the inventory, and putting them in a pack removes the benefit.
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I imagine this would have a chance to either be highly amusing or highly disappointing.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
PS: The beast goggles would be a heck of a lot of fun.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Since it'd be completely random, you'd not always get one herb per minute; for instance, if the random room is in a city, then there'd obviously be no herbs to harvest. It also wouldn't put herbalists out of work, since you'd need 20 of these just to start matching what anyone can harvest, and 60 to match the quickest.