So. I'm feeling like a bit of a git, so figured I'd post this
See I always thought this thread was meant to be in good spirits with jovial sense of humour, not being an ass to point out other people's mistakes on things they've never done before.
Like forgetting to anchor your guards so one person walks in and butchers 50 of them.
The divine voice
of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations,
Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
Ummmm. I would rather not be quoted without permission.
Also, no. Neither of us had done battlechess before.
Afterthought: It's also pretty cool that none of you spoke up and said something about Chesschat being a shared aether between the teams. You obviously figured out we didn't know.
I almost said something, but there was also the possibility that you guys were using it to throw us off. You Glomfolk are sneaky like that, so for all Parua knew, it was a ploy to make Seren underestimate you.
But it still made me feel a little squicky
A whisper from the trees and a frosty presence tells you, secretly, "But you are strong, little
flower, and wise." The voice shifts and expands, becoming more real. "And everything you just said
in the ritual made me feel safer. You should, too."
I bet if it were the other way around, Glom team would be giggly and amused, too. I don't think it's something to rage about being quoted. Lighten up, guys! It's mildly amusing! No harm done!
(Newbie): Scaron says, "Help! I'm stuck in the Aetherplex chamber. How do I get out???"
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
With a loud yet playful whistle, a mechanical dirigible comes puttering in on currents of air, its metallic claw grasping a divinely wrapped present, which it quickly deposits in your hands.
You quickly unwrap a divinely wrapped present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a pair of voluminous granny panties, a pair of voluminous granny panties, a pair of voluminous granny panties, a pair of voluminous granny panties, and a pair of voluminous granny panties from within.
Okay, this made me laugh. I know who it was, but it made me giggle.
Mysrai, the Beckoner Beyond the Maze intones, "Continue to manifest the paradigm of working, My Alary."
The Divine voice of Camus the Cinderfly echoes in your head, "Thank you, once-body. I am happy that I fell into that eye."
You thrust your hand out to Riluna and beg shamelessly.
You look skeptical and say, "Oh, I can't influence you."
Riluna L'Eternae, Silver Flower looks skeptical and says, "Says who?"
Riluna thrusts her hand out to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart and begs shamelessly.
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's face drops and she looks a little guilty, but shakes her head at
Riluna.
You laughingly say, "I'm out of cake, that's why I can't influence you."
Riluna L'Eternae, Silver Flower looks thoughtful and says, "Flattery sometimes works."
"Uhh..." you stall.
You say, "You aren't very old looking."
You nod your head at yourself.
Chief Bryvon Moonvine says, "What's goin' on here?"
You say, "I'm influencing Riluna with flattery."
You look undecided and say, "She hasn't slapped me yet, so it must be working."
Riluna L'Eternae, Silver Flower inhales deeply, vigourously agreeing that her intelligence and
beauty far surpass anyone else's.
Chief Bryvon Moonvine says to you, "I'm sure, you're doing a great job, by what I heard."
You beam broadly.
You say, "Hey, I won the influence."
You flash the victory sign.
Riluna L'Eternae, Silver Flower gives a dramatic sigh, as she hands you a small pile of golden
sovereigns.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
An unassuming aethership [Ship] sails in from the north. [3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23630-will *x*] An unassuming aethership [Ship] sails away in a southerly direction. [3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23630-will *x*] (Peasantface): Ssaliss says, "Uh." [3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23630-will *x*]turret target ship ship
You tune the weapon module to target an unassuming aethership [Ship]. [3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23625-will **] (Peasantface): Ankastra says, "Lol." [3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23625-will **] A battle turret whirrs quietly, ready to be used once again. [3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23625-will *x*]turret fire
The floor shakes as you fire astray.
Yeah, this ship completely failed at being unassuming.
(There was a lot of laughing about the name, though)
(Random Halli Clan): Person says, "And I think it's all spheres....I can remember just randomly sticking stuff in fleshpots in Gaudi."
Context unimportant.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Not new, but it certainly piqued my interest. Reading events news posts about Glomdoring, I stumbled into post 42:
As the creature rose up into the air, it spread its enormous dark wings, revealing the Great Spirits of Crow and Mother Night and the two goddesses, each now with their own body, entwined nakedly around each other. The Great Spirits of Glomdoring took the skies to flank the great creature, while a weeping Isune fled to the Havens, crying for forgiveness. Meanwhile, the soft laughter of the newly restored Viravain resonated through the air as she mounted the great beast.
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Like forgetting to anchor your guards so one person walks in and butchers 50 of them.
The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
Anyway this is a quotes thread, gief quotes!
The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
NOTHING MORE NEEDS BE SAID!
(Yes, I'm immature and the pooka amuses me).
The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
Context not required.
[3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23630-will *x*]
An unassuming aethership [Ship] sails away in a southerly direction.
[3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23630-will *x*]
(Peasantface): Ssaliss says, "Uh."
[3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23630-will *x*]turret target ship ship
You tune the weapon module to target an unassuming aethership [Ship].
[3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23625-will **]
(Peasantface): Ankastra says, "Lol."
[3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23625-will **]
A battle turret whirrs quietly, ready to be used once again.
[3150-hull, 10-power, no damage, 23625-will *x*]turret fire
The floor shakes as you fire astray.
Yeah, this ship completely failed at being unassuming.
(There was a lot of laughing about the name, though)
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The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
Context unimportant.
As the creature rose up into the air, it spread its enormous dark wings, revealing the Great Spirits of Crow and Mother Night and the two goddesses, each now with their own body, entwined nakedly around each other. The Great Spirits of Glomdoring took the skies to flank the great creature, while a weeping Isune fled to the Havens, crying for forgiveness. Meanwhile, the soft laughter of the newly restored Viravain resonated through the air as she mounted the great beast.
I see.